2) Clark Kent style safety glasses.
3) Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances.
4) Because it's pHun!
5) Access to 100% pure ethanol.
6) Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies.
7) You never have to worry about what you're doing on Friday night because you are working in the lab.
8) Permanent goggle marks are cheaper than a tattoo.
9) You wish to be blamed for all the faults in the environment.
10) Ditto for cancer.