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Jack Walsh's subconscious bears surprisingly few scars from his job as a video editor at the Georgia Center for Continuing Education. In his spare time, he attempts to create his own music, some of which sounds suitably subconscious, but most of which just sounds like crap. This is his first web design project since forgetting everything he learned about html several years ago.

All first-person tense usage contained herein is in reference to Jack and not Clint Hardin, who was nice enough to provide the art for this site even before Jack bought him three substandard tacos as recompense. Clint is a graphic designer at somewhere other than Golf Associates and should not be discouraged by the great number of other finalists in the D.J. Shadow Design-a-Logo contest. All images, by the way, are the property of Clint, who is a ninja. He plans to exact vengeance upon Jack for the Ted Turnerization of his black-and-white originals.

Okay, actually, some first-person tense usage (where specifically noted) may be attributed to Amity Taylor, who, to the best of Jack's knowledge, has never actually met Clint, which just goes to show that this is not much of a "party," unless by "party" you mean "not a party at all," and that doesn't really make much sense, but then again, we are dealing with the subconscious, and how many of us really know what's going on there? To Amity's credit, Jack can personally attest to the fact that she throws quite a nice party on occasion. She will soon graduate from Barnard College in NYC and would love for you to offer her a job performing exorcisms or whatever it is that Religious Studies majors do.

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