Unsolicited Testimonials
"I was visibly upset when he affronted me and half of my family. I know that he is a freak of nature, and yet... somehow... I'm strangely attracted to him." -- Geneva Shoemaker"This man is not suitable to serve on any jury in this county." -- Bernalillo County Courthouse
"He is definitely a redeemed 5! ...Oh wait... I thought you were talking about someone else." -- C. H.
"Before I met Jack, I was scared of science. Now, I'm just scared." -- Sandra Friesen
