| Big Whitey's Rant of the Month |
| Summer 2001 |
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| This will be updated periodically over the summer, getting bitchier as time progresses no doubt |
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| A short list of places not to attend over your summer vacation: Anywhere South of the Mason-Dixon line The Burger King in Huntington Beach, California Golden Coral, Anywhere Home, wherever it may be, for more than a couple days anyway |
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| This picture comes from the onion article Fast Food Purchase Seething with Class Conflict. Joe and I, however, went to this Burger King, while in Huntington Beach California at 4:20 PM, and this employee was no where to be found. Upon this authority, I now call into question the validity of this Onion arcticle, and will carefully weigh the validity of any future articles published by what, up to this point had been a news agency of discerning integrity and the highest scrouples. |