| Big Whitey's Rant of the Month |
| March 3030 |
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| Not that I don't have anything to bicth about, I just don't have time. So I'm just going to list some funny signs that are in my room |
| Firends don't let friend's vote Republican Darwin Loves You Partnership for an idiot free America Simon Says, Go Fuck Yourself You Are All Diseased Fuck Soccer Moms Jesus was a Cross-Dresser Now everybody's praying, don't prey on me Don't pray in my school, andI won't think in your church By the cold and Religious we were taken in hand, shown how to feal good and toldto feal bad I'm doing my part to piss off the religious Reich Think Off-Center I'd rather be coming I am repelled by wholesomeness I am not in Compliance Isn't it ironic that most perople who are against abortions are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place |
| The above were taken without permission from George Carlin, Bad Religion and Pink Floyd, as well as the stickers on the back of my truck |
| As long as I'm stealing, and since I'm supposed to be ranting, here are some suggestions via Georger Carlin for 'clean cheers' for O-Week 2001 (which I will not be mentoring for...god damn clique-run piece of shit college) |
| Rat Shit, Fat Shit Dirty Old Twat 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot Horray!!! Lizzard Shit!!! Fuck!!! |
| Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, & Tits |
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| Random Shit (double click on image to enlarge) |
| A man walked into a McDonalds, ordered a $2 sandwhich and gave the clerk this bill. The clerk gave him his sandwhich and $198 in chage |
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