believes that tinsel is very distracting so there are no decorations. The pole is tall,
silver, hollow, long, skinny, and heavy.
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| Now for the pole. No it is not a tree. A pole, no decorations. Frank Costanza believes that tinsel is very distracting so there are no decorations. The pole is tall, silver, hollow, long, skinny, and heavy. |
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| Now, I've been getting a lot of shit from the woman upstairs (No This is not a feminist way of talking about god, there is literaly a woman on the next floor who has been giving me shit) about helping the needy (she feels horrible about the homeless situation in America and has taken it upon herself to ram down with her car as many homeless peoples as is humanly possible). So to show that I'm not all bad, I am making a generous donation in her Name to The Human Fund. I will also be making donations on behalf of all my friends. This is simply my way of showing yous guys just how much I care about you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
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