Festivus page
As Per Ususal, I will be celebrating Festivus this year with family and friends back Home.  Since I can't be with you people during the festival for the rest of us, I invite all those who wish to celebrate Festivus to stop by my apartment, gaze in wonder at my giant pole, and have a drink.  Since some of you worthless people might not be familiar with Festivus, I jacked this info from some real web site.
Enjoy,
Big Whitey
Many Christmas's ago, Frank Costanza went to buy a doll for his son. He went to
   reach for it because it was the last one, but so did another man and as Frank
   rained blows upon him, he thought there could be another way. The doll was
destroyed, but out of that, a new holiday was born. It was called Festivus. No, not
               feminist, festivus. A festivus for the rest-iv-us..........
DECEMBER 23rd


The Holiday Itself...
During the last few weeks in December
when Festivus takes place, families and
friends get together at the dinner table and have something called "the Airing of Grievances". Durning this time, we share with family and friends all the ways they had disappointed over the past year.
  After the Airing of Grievances, we get together right in the same night to do
  something called "Feats of Strength". This is where the head of the household
tests his/her strength with another friend or family member. The great honour is
given out to a different person each year. This year, Cosmo Kramer was given the
     honor but turned it down to George Costanza as he had an appointment.
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