Lyrics & Music Copyright (c) 1999 by William Gidney, aka Jesus of Borg
IF appears on all copies of Crucimilation released circa May 1st, 2000.
To the Graver-Girl/Raving to my slow jam/
Like Dark Shadows/Grinding on my MAC RAM:
Like a Nabokov cowboy/Writing in the sunset/
Riding Lolita/Like a Wild West pet.
Seems like a DMZ/At the DMV/Another Rockin' Emcee/Rappin' MVP.
Yeah, I'm the host with the most/Down, on the Treasure Coast/
To all my bottled blondes:/I'd like to raise a toast!
Golden hair/Clad in white & yellow/
Browning up her skin/And chillin' real mellow.
She's a church girl/Likes to Picnic/
Loves a good sandwich/You know she likes to "Kick It."
Good Golly/Miss Molly/Humping Humbert's Haze/You're Daddy's little Dolly.
Into the Fade/That's where I'm going to/
Into the Fade/Whatcha think you're gonna do?
Into the fade/It's just another day/
Into the Fade/People always talking shit/
Into the Fade/Wear your heart on your arm/
Into the Fade/Like your fucking politics!
Fanatics/The addicts/UFO cults/To me they're just a panic.
Yeah, they make me laugh/And I'll tell you why:
Stupid people/Were just meant to die!
So, don't sing me your fucking blues/I've got different fucking views/
Fuck the Balkans/And fuck the Jews!
Yeah, mother-fucker/You heard me right/
I hate you cuz you're black/Brown, yellow, and white.
I hate you cuz you're short/And because you're gay/
Even if you weren't/I'd hate you anyway!
I hate you cuz you're tall/Bald and fat/
I hate you even worse/For being "All that."
For being "Hip"/Or being a "Nerd"
For grazing along/With the Human Herd.
Into the Fade/That's where I'm going to/
Into the Fade/Watcha think you're gonna do?
Into the Fade/It's just another Rave/
Into the Fade/Where the ladies like to play.
Into the Fade/I'm the Happy Hater/
Into the Fade/I'm the instigator.
Into the fade/Loving angels and fucking whores/
Into the Fade/I'm the One -- Your Cyber-Lord!
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