Snake: hey Jesus, what's up?
Jesus: oh, you know same old same old... just spreading dad's word
Snake: yeah, I hear you... say, could you get him to smite Ocelot for me? That guy's a real drag...
Jesus: no, sorry... I have a contract... y'see, 3 dudes had my parents sign saying I wouldn't hurt anyone in their employ, and in return they gave em gold, perfume, and Mrs. Dash.
Snake: Damn
###End Episode 9###
Black Dagger's Notes: First mention of Ocelot. First religious episode. First episode by Xanola
sonicandfffan's Notes: Only episode actually X)