Snake and Jesus walking down the street. Snake is closest to the street.
Jesus: I wouldn't walk over there.
Snake: Why not?
Jesus: It's the most dangerous part of the sidewalk. Cab hops a curb, wap! You've had your last egg sandwich.
Snake: What about over there? You know air conditioners fall out all the time.
Jesus: I'd much rather get hit by an 80 pound air conditioner than a two ton cab.
Snake: No, cab's comin' in right here (Hand at waist) Set of plastic hips, prosthetic legs, and a monkey to answer the door, I'm back in business.
###Thus concludes Episode 8 of the Jesus and Snake show###
sonicandfffan's Notes: First episode not to have a Black Dagger comment.