Snake: I'll get it.
*Snake answers the door. Outside, a man in brown army fatigues wearing a baklava and armed with an assault rifle is standing. A little red exclamation mark appears above his head.*
Soldier: You killed my brother, now you*snake grabs him and breaks his neck*
Jesus: Damn man, not again. That's the third one this week.
Snake: I know. I'm getting sick of burying these guys.
Jesus: Well I could just... you know, ressurect him.
Snake: He'd try and kill me again though.
Jesus: True, true. Wait a sec, I just had a great idea. Im going to ressurect him, but I know what will deter him from doing this sort of thing again.
*Scene fades out and then in somewhere else. Snake and Jesus are next to lake. On the shore there is a raft that somehow has a bed secured to it. Tied to the bed is the soldier, stripped naked. Snake pushes the raft off into the lake.*
Snake: Go ahead Jesus.
*Jesus ressurects the soldier, then as he floats away yelling russian profanities, Jesus and Snake salute him, and walk away laughing.*
*end of episode*
sonicandfffan's Notes: Nice one Pitt. Keep that good writing up.