*Jesus and Snake are watching tv, all of sudden Jesus looks at the wall clock*
Jesus: 5:00 pm, and Monday, it is time
Snake: Time for what?
Jesus: Shhhhh!, don�t break my concentration!
Jesus gets freezed staring at nothing, all of sudden he stands up waving his arms...
Jesus: Spurrrrllllllkssssssssss!!!!!
Snake: What the?!!, what are you doing?, are you insane or high?
Jesus: It�s my new hobby, every Monday at 5:00 pm i have to scream the first thing that comes
to my mind
Snake: That explains the noise i was hearing every Monday on my nap time, i was thinking some neighborhood was torturing ducks. Besides, that�s not a hobby, that�s.....stupid, you should get a REAL hobby instead of just screaming like a lunatic
*Otacon bursts in scene, dressed with a self-made paper medieval armour and a plastic sword*
Otacon: (some sort of british fake accent) Greetings gentleman, im sir Spartanax Daisimus
the Third, will you join my guild of brave warriors in the fight for justice?
Snake: Uh??, since when you started to do live-action-role-play?
Otacon: Since i got banned from Everquest for annoying with my petition of having female characters use more light armours. So this is my new hobby, and i will be doing it.....every Monday at 5:00 pm, starting today.
Jesus: (same fake accent)Can i join in your crusade for justice sir?
Otacon: Aye!, put this flowerpot as helmet and use this cardbox as shield, you are now my fellow sidekick
Jesus: I propose that our battle scream should be something like....kabloooooooooooooooooom!!!
Otacon: Sweeeeeet!
Both Otacon and Jesus scream while waving their arms
Snake: (Sigh), what did i did to deserve this?
*audience laughs followed by applauds*
## Theme Music##
~~~ Thus concludes another episode ~~~
sonicandfffan's Notes: A new writer, made some good starting episodes. Cup of tea chap? </my Britishness>