*theme music plays*
(It's a quiet Sunday moring in Snake & Jesus' apartment and the cable's out. Snake & Jesus are sitting on the couch, bored outta their skulls)
Snake: ...
Jesus: ...
Snake: ...
Jesus: ...
Snake: *looks at Jesus*
Jesus: *looks at Snake*
Snake: *blinks twice*
Jesus: *blinks twice*
Snake: Wanna watch a movie?
Jesus: The TV's busted remember?
Snake: No it's not. The cable's just out, we can still use the VCR.
Jesus: Oh...
Snake: Uh... Movie?
Jesus: Oh yeah! Sure. Do we have any?
Snake: Hold on. I'll try to find a porno in Otacon's room.
Jesus: But I can't... Oh **** it. Get a good one.
Snake: *goes into Otacon's room*
Jesus: ...
1 minute later.
Snake: *goes back into the living room holding a tape in his hand*
Jesus: What'd you get?
Snake: This... *hands Jesus the tape*
Jesus: Pootie Tang?
Snake: Uh huh.
Jesus: Hmmm...
Snake: Well? Pop it in!
Jesus: Okay... *puts the tape in the VCR*
Snake: I'll go get us a couple of beers.
Jesus: Chips too.
Snake: I think we're out.
Jesus: Dammit...
Snake: I'll see if we got any grub left.
Jesus: Thanks. I'm starved.
Snake: *looks in the fridge* How about some tofu?
Jesus: I don't eat that ****.
Snake: No food for us then.
Jesus: ...
Snake: *grabs a couple of beers* Here, catch! *throws Jesus a beer*
Jesus: *catches the beer* Thanks.
Jesus: *Turns the TV on and sits on the couch*
Snake: *approaches the couch and sits on it*
Jesus: *gets the remote, points it to the VCR and presses a button* *TV turns off*
Snake: That's for the TV, Einstein.
Jesus: Oh. *points the remote towards the TV and presses a button, turning it on*
Jesus: *grabs another remote, points it towards the VCR and presses a button* *movie plays*
10 minutes later.
Snake: This isn't a porno!
Pootie Tang: *speaks gibberish*
Jesus: What the **** did he say?!
Snake: How the **** should I know?!
Jesus: **** you!
Snake: **** you too! *grabs his SOCOM and shoots Jesus in the head*
Jesus: I'm Jesus, you stupid ****!
Snake: Oh yeah...
Jesus: Ninjas!
*thosands of ninjas appear*
Snake: Oh ****...
*the ninjas brutally kill Snake and disappear*
Jesus: Haha! That's what you get for messin' with son of God!
Jesus: *revives snake*
Snake: *shakes head* Wha...
Jesus: I hope you learned your lesson.
Snake: ...That you're a little *****?
Jesus: What the **** did you say?! Ninjas!!!
*ninjas appear*
(Thus concludes this episode of the Snake & Jesus show)
sonicandfffan's Notes: Woah. No need to write so much. It's giving me havoc on these Geocities pages.