| QueenBR0se: I QUIT!!! DevilishxAngel: i thought you liked your job...don't you have your own office? QueenBR0se: yep QueenBR0se: i can pick my nose and no one would notice QueenBR0se: see... DevilishxAngel: sick Roller 67: welp what r u the chances of u asking around and have some hook ups? HPapaSmurf: you know me... i think i AM always the hottest thang in town Roller 67: jessica i'm missing u cuz i haven't seen you in the last 2 hours DevilishxAngel: sick DevilishxAngel: YOU HAVE TO WASH MY CAR!!! HPapaSmurf: boo HPapaSmurf: i'm gonna spit on your car to shine it DevilishxAngel: if you're gonna spit shine my car...you might wanna ask Sam to help you DevilishxAngel: girl...imma change my sn to mrs. jessica fisher MrsEmyHorry: ahahahaha DevilishxAngel: have you seen his arms?! MrsEmyHorry: ahahahaa MrsEmyHorry: yeah, they look like a pair of legs they're so big Tranquil884: cool webpage Tranquil884: i like pix lots of cute girls =D DevilishxAngel: you really think so? Tranquil884: no i don't, but i figured it was a nice thing to say Tranquil884: the guys r hot tho Tranquil884: wooohooooooo Tranquil884: owwwwww Tranquil884: BARK BARK Umaso: sticks and stone my friend DevilishxAngel: i'm rubber you're glue Umaso: huh? DevilishxAngel: you don't know that saying? Umaso: all that means to me is that I have a high viscosity and your elastic modulus is high Umaso: high shear strength and low tensile strength? DevilishxAngel: hello...i'm rubber you're glue...whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you Umaso: too bad you'd have a WAY higher coefficient of friction, meaning whatever brushes off me will CLING to you DevilishxAngel: how's that? you're GLUE Umaso: I may have high viscosity, but at shear stress, I'll just smear and not stick Umaso: as for you, since you have elastic strength against shear AND high coefficient of friction, you will have to endure the entire pressure Umaso: That's ME102 and 106 talking DevilishxAngel: this is the oddest conversation i've ever had. you just wasted 5 minutes of my life with your B.S. My roommate's f*ckin sick. She just laid a fart. It smelled so bad that I thought the world was gonna end. So I'm hiding in my room right now. J3nny21: did you close your door cuz you're afraid of my fart J3nny21: i'll fart through the door crack and you'll be able to smell my scent Ranmagal16: one time someone sang "i'm always there when you call, im always on time, i gave you my all, baby be mine" to me, and then i had sex with me SangFang3: suck me beautiful Devilishxangel: hahahahaha UscJessC: and i have mad cramps right now so i'm dying as well UscJessC: pull out my uterus Devilishxangel: Yuck UscJessC: pull it out damnit! Devilishxangel: mike's gonna kick your arse SangFang3: ill fuck him up SangFang3: quick SangFang3: 2x Devilishxangel: yeah...but he's not a twig anymore SangFang3: true SangFang3: ill bite his knee caps LBoogie168: yeah, your beauty is distracting LBoogie168: ;-) Devilishxangel: haha...what a lie Devilishxangel: your nose is getting bigger LBoogie168: you sure it's my nose? LBoogie168: wink wink Devilishxangel: ill |
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