31. The "I Think I'm a Bunny" Poopie: When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
32. The "I'm Going to Chew my Food Better" Poopie: When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the incides of your rectum on the out in the morning.
33. The Honeymoon's Over Poopie: This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.
34. The Groaner Poopie: A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
35. The Energizer Poopie: "Still Going"
36. The Crowd Pleaser Poopie: This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show someone before flushing.
37. The Cliffhanger: Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off, because if you wipe now it's going to smear all over the place.
38. The Back-to-Nature Poopie: This poopie may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. Beware of poison ivy wipes.
39. The Aftershock Poopie: This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
40. The Terminator Poopie; You poopie so hard you fall off the toilet.
41. T2 Poopie: More extreme then The Terminator, you require some medical assistance to restart your heart. CLEAR!
42. The Cowboy Poopie; You've got to poopie so bad that you proceed to buck and holler until finally the poopie's been tamed.
43. The Runner's Poopie: Experienced by long distance runers who don't want to stop so they poopie in their shorts.
44. Poopszopherenia: Fear of pooping. Can be fatal!
45. The Pool Poopie: Usually performed by younger children. It's too much fun in the pool so why get out? Makes a great floatie toy!
46. Painter's Poopie: You're up on the scaffolding and it takes too long to get down so you just cramp it and wait.
47. Lost Poopie: That's when there's a poopie in the urinal.
48. Farmer Poopie: The jiggling of the tractor gives you the urge to surge so let it fly and watch the corn grow to the sky.
49. Hallmark Poopie: You're so touched by the sentimental value of your poopie you've just gotta send it to someone for their birthday.
50. Seat Slider Poopie: You've leaned a little too far back and no there's a racing stripe left for everyone to see.
51. "Bomb's Away" Poopie: This one is distinguished by the whistle through the air and the loud thud when it hits ground zero. Outhouses only! (aka. "Da Bomb!")
52. Chils and Trills Poopie: The arctic air has frozen your hands so there's no telling if it's your butt or the paper you're wiping that blessing up with.
53. The Shiver Poopie: The Lord has blessed you so much by this one that it's followed by a quick shiver ad a giggle, sometimes even goose-bumps.
54. The Thrift Shop Poopie: Always a great value!
55.The Recycled Poopie: The Earth can't lose when you reuse!
56. The Vegetarian Poopie; Looks like lentil loaf. Tastes like it too!
57. The Dragster Poopie: Starts off slow, but get's out of the hole quick.
58. The Polaroid Poopie: Gotta have a picture!
