"worrying does not empty tomorrow of its troubles, it empties today of its strength" -- mary englebreicht, st. louis artisan

"i'd make lorianna bobbit look like santa claus�" --dr. stephanie on what she'd do if she found out her husband had cheated on her.

"my eyes!" -- adam ehlert's expression of speech when shocked, etc. (it's really pretty cute the way he says it!)

"no one likes burnt nuts" --martha stewart

"ummmm....no...uhmmm....ew?.....k." -- me--!

"well this isn't fucking wal-mart is it!?!?!?!?" --kim my bestest buddy...as in kim of kim and andrea!

love never really goes away. it simply changes form."--heddoo

"those bastards! they killed kenny!" -- stan, from south park

"faggot....oh faggot..." -- jewel

"i dreamed i had oral sex with sabrina, the teenage witch" -- liz, my sister

"life is like a box of chocolates. you are trapped inside a small space then are freed only to be eaten by the outside world." liz, my sister

"oui, oui croissant. that's french for 'yes, yes croissant'." the 24-hour jon-a-thon

"Man who stand on toilet get high on pot" -- confucious

"meaaaah-ah-waaa!" --gazpacho

"the word 'cope' and the word 'change' are directly opposite; not the same..." -- arrested development

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