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| Episode Eight |
| Can't Think of a Title! |
| On the last episode, a new day of the tournament was started and first to fight: Axem Destruction and JK Ninja. And um�not much to talk about. Destruction was once again and idiot and Ninja flew out of the ring just because. They�re all idiots. Anyway, the story� -------------------------------------------------- Destruction puts the caterpillar that just happened to win him the fight into peanut butter jar with holes in the lid. DESTRUCTION: Where did I-Oh yeah, the Magic Axem Pockets that Don�t Exist. They sure do come in handy! Ninja gets off the Audience (AUDIENCE: Finally!) and stands next to Destruction. NINJA: I don�t know if you�re aware of this, but you won because you�re freaking lucky. DESTRUCTION: Wait, what? NOTE: Destruction doesn�t know he won the fight, being too focused on caterpillars. Ninja boots Destruction back to the Contestant�s Building and Ninja runs behind the flying body. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Contestant�s Building� HASAKI: I must say, Destruction is one lucky son of a- At that precise moment, Destruction flew right into his face. HASAKI: Blast it! Ninja comes running in. NINJA: All right! Got Hasaki! HASAKI: Shut up. The three hit the Heart Block and restore their HP. AXEM DESTRUCTION: 600/600 AXEM HASAKI: 300/300 JK NINJA: 400/400 AARDVARK: (Waking up) PARGLE! I mean�did I miss anything? INFERNO: (Running by) You are on the way to destruction! DESTRUCTION: ? COPPER: Eh, this is a Jamey�s story. Just expect ANYTHING to happen. STRIFE: (Sleep talking) LADIES! But�where are you going? BANGER: That would be a good example. IMAGE: I�ll just leave� MAGIKOOPA: Yes, burnination stage two. HEHEHE! Shut up. Image and MagiKoopa walk out to the arena. SNOW and JKI: Yeah! No real lines! -------------------------------------------------- Back at the arena� AUDIENCE: We�d like to sing a ballad to Jamey! BLUE: *Faints* NOTE: Open this in another window, but if you're too lazy, go ahead and open it here. (Hehe, stolen from Banger. BWAHAHA!) http://www.originalicons.com/smile.html JAMEY: That�s nice. You know, I�m running out of things to say. AUDIENCE: (In miraculous, perfect unison) Yes. Right now, we are practically stalling for time�and wasting space. At least until the fighters arrive. MagiKoopa and Image walk in. AUDIENCE: Yay. JAMEY: OK, time to start the second semi-final match! AUDIENCE: Are there any more than two semi-final matches anyway?! The two combatants take to their starting points. JAMEY: Yup, this season is actually turning out to be a drag! Ready�FIGHT! -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. MAGIKOOPA: 600/600 AXEM IMAGE: 400/400 MagiKoopa holds still, waiting for the first move. IMAGE: (thinking) The best thing to do against this nerd is to take down is strong points rather than try and pick at his weak ones. So�yeah. Image charges in at high speed and throws a blue energy orb. MagiKoopa simply teleports to the side of it and fires a Flame Wall from his wand. Image jumps up and her eyes flash toward MagiKoopa. Instantly, hundreds of axes appear around him. Image�s Axe Illusion attack. MAGIKOOPA: Ah, this cheap trick. Heh, no problem. MagiKoopa uses his Flame Wall in a defensive way, surrounding himself in the flames and projecting them out to the axes. By doing this, the Axe Illusion breaks. MAGIKOOPA: HEHEHE! I�m just too smart for you! MAGIKOOPA: 600/600 AXEM IMAGE: 380/400 MAGIKOOPA: What the�my HP Sensing that even MagiKoopa have tells me she lost HP for some reason. And I can also tell she�s behind me. MagiKoopa looks behind him just in time to be pummeled in the chest with a small, white orb. IMAGE: Wow, who knew that�d work. I was expecting you to Teleport again. LORD OF TOH: I saw it coming. It�s because I�m just so awesome� MAGIKOOPA�S MAGIC STAT: 8/10 MAGIKOOPA: HEEEE! My precious magic! Say it isn�t so! He starts nuzzling his wand. IMAGE: Yup, definitely the biggest freak I�ve ever seen. Image charges in and slashes MagiKoopa with her axe. MagiKoopa teleports away and causes the ground beneath Image to explode. Image rolls out of the destruction area (JAMEY: Hey! It should be a rule to not hurt the arena on purpose!) and flashes her eyes at MagiKoopa again. This time, a large orb of light is right in front of MagiKoopa�s eyes. MAGIKOOPA: Ack! My frail nerdy vision! MagiKoopa teleports away, but the light orb is still in front of him. MAGIKOOPA: Yup, an illusion. Because of the stupid laws of illusions (or something), the light orb disappears. However, it disappears just in time for him to see Image charging in with her axe. Image moves fast enough to catch MagiKoopa before he teleports. She slashes him twice with her axe then kicks him across the ring. MagiKoopa loses 230 HP. MAGIKOOPA: 370/600 AXEM IMAGE: 380/400 MagiKoopa slowly gets up. MAGIKOOPA: Stupid low Defense. IMAGE: Oh, that�s the case. I thought I was just getting stronger. MagiKoopa teleports several times to random places around the ring, making it nearly impossible to attack him�if Image were attacking in the first place. IMAGE: (thinking) Yup, can�t hit him while he�s doing that. Best to stand still and not to panic like a sitting duck. He teleports right behind Image. IMAGE: (thinking) I just hope he doesn�t teleport right behind me and sets off some sort of explosive. MagiKoopa waves his wand and creates an explosion near Image. IMAGE: I should stop thinking. That�s why I�m talking out loud right now. Image loses 170 HP. MAGIKOOPA: 370/600 AXEM IMAGE: 210/400 MagiKoopa teleports away and sends down a bolt of lightning. Image flips away from the attack and uses another Axe Illusion on MagiKoopa. MAGIKOOPA: You�ve already seen me get rid of this� IMAGE: Yeah well, do it again. MagiKoopa waves his wand, but then it disappears from his grasp. MAGIKOOPA: � The hundreds of axes around him close in until all but one of them disappear and quickly slash down. MAGIKOOPA: EEEEEEHHEHEHE! He loses 140 HP. MAGIKOOPA: 230/600 AXEM IMAGE: 210/400 MAGIKOOPA: Not�yet� MagiKoopa slaps himself in the face and loses 5 HP. MAGIKOOPA: 225/600 AXEM IMAGE: 210/400 IMAGE: Um�what was that for? MAGIKOOPA: Just to snap myself back to reality� MagiKoopa sees through Image�s weapon-disappearing illusion. He immediately uses his wand to cover himself in healing magic. MagiKoopa recovers 80 HP. MAGIKOOPA: 305/600 AXEM IMAGE: 210/400 IMAGE: Heh, that would�ve done more if it weren�t for your Magic dropping early in the battle. MAGIKOOPA: Oh yeah, that� He sends down another quick bolt of lightning down on Image. AUDIENCE: We wonder if that�s the same lightning from the Lord of ToH. BLUE: *Faints* KEVER: I�m almost feeling bad for the blue weirdo. NOTE: Runs away from Super Blue Vengeful Mod Lightning of Doom. MagiKoopa covers himself in healing magic again and recovers 80 more HP. MAGIKOOPA: 385/600 AXEM IMAGE: 210/400 MAGIKOOPA: Using it early, just in case you use that magic dropping dealie again. MagiKoopa sends down another Bolt at Image. Image back flips away from harm and throws a blue energy sphere. LORD OF TOH: Hm�is it me, or is this battle lasting too long? I think so. You know what that means! MagiKoopa teleports before it hits and right in front of Image. IMAGE: WHOA! Don�t do that! MagiKoopa taps Image on the forehead with his wand and teleports away. IMAGE: ? Image spontaneously combusts and loses 130 HP. MAGIKOOPA: 385/600 AXEM IMAGE: 80/400 IMAGE: Whoa, that didn�t make any sense! MAGIKOOPA: Yeah! MagiKoopa sends down another Bolt at Image. Image runs forward and slashes at MagiKoopa. MagiKoopa sadly (Hehehe...my story!) gets hit and loses 100 HP. MAGIKOOPA: 285/600 AXEM IMAGE: 80/400 Image jumps up and kicks MagiKoopa between the eyes, shattering the nerd glasses and dealing 50 damage. MAGIKOOPA: 235/600 AXEM IMAGE: 80/400 MAGIKOOPA: NOOO! The glasses drop to the floor and the lens shatter some more. MAGIKOOPA: You�RUINED�MY�GEEK GLASSES! He raises his wand in a rage. MAGIKOOPA: THE PENALTY�IS DEATH! (Whispering) Or something close to it� IMAGE: Uh�huh� MagiKoopa sends down several more lightning strikes down at Image. Image rolls around the arena floor to avoid them. IMAGE: That was kind of weak, you know? She looks around the arena, but can�t find MagiKoopa. IMAGE: Either this is a cheap MagiKoopa trick or� MAGIKOOPA: ROOOAAAR! BODY SLAM! WOOHOO! IMAGE: This will probably trigger a chain of ridiculous events. MagiKoopa falls from above Image lands on her back, dropping her HP down to 0. MAGIKOOPA: 235/600 AXEM IMAGE: 0/400 AUDIENCE: Yay. MagiKoopa picks up his broken glasses. MAGIKOOPA: According to Harry Potter, this should work� He mutters something inaudible and taps his glasses with the tip of his wand. His glasses magically fix themselves somehow. MAGIKOOPA: HEHEHE! NERDS SHALL PREVAIL! HEHEHE! HEHEHEhe-Ack! He starts to break down into a series of coughing spells. MAGIKOOPA: *Cough* *Sputter* *Faint* MAGIKOOPA: 0/600 JAMEY: �And because Image fell first, MagiKoopa is the winner! END OF EPISODE EIGHT FINAL MATCH-UP: Axem Destruction vs. MagiKoopa!. FAST: Axem Fast pities the foo that misses it! :) |