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| Episode Three |
| No One Cares Anymore! |
| On the last episode, the first fight was held between Axem Copper and Axem Destruction. Using his three full pages of stats (that this disgruntled author read through a couple billion times just to pick a move) and faking to be an idiot, Destruction KO�d Copper and advances. The next fight between Axem Hasaki and JK Ninja will soon commence! -------------------------------------------------- Peace restores Blue from an unconscious state from the second time. BLUE: I just hope we will not use any more contractions. KEVER: Don�t count on it. AUDIENCE: Yeah, you shouldn�t! Blue faints again. PEACE: Whoo boy� Down at the arena, Jamey throws a Life Shroom to Copper. AXEM COPPER: 10/500 COPPER: Ull�is there a White Mage in the Audience?... PEACE: (Being lazy) No. Copper and Destruction walk back to the Contestants� Building. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Contestants� Building� MAGIKOOPA: You�re all nerds and I hate you! HASAKI: Uh� STRIFE: That�s too easy to come back on, you know? AARDVARK: Can we stop being advertisement figures for that blasted book for at least ONE episode?! IMAGE: I don�t know. Jamey owns us, or something� Copper and Destruction walk in. COPPER: Next victims are Hasaki and JK Ninja. DESTRUCTION: And now that that�s settled, I�ll go conveniently wander off to chase butterflies. COPPER, STRIFE, AARDVARK, and IMAGE: Count us in, too! MAGIKOOPA: I wanna be cool. I�ll go with the crowd. JK NINJA: Wait, none of you are going to watch our fight? HASAKI: Seems like it� They all enter out of the building. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the arena� AUDIENCE: Can we throw our Coke Bottles now? JAMEY: I don�t know; Can you? :) SNOW: I think we can� JAMEY: What the�Snow, why on earth are you still here? I thought I threw you out the window! JKI: I�m here too. AUDIENCE: We should just knock them out! The Audience puts away their Coke Bottles and brandish pitchforks and torches. NOTE: Stole this from Axem Moonlight. BLUE: JKI, Snow; I do not mean this� KEVER: I do! The Audience runs out of the stadium chasing Snow and JKI. Meanwhile, Hasaki and JK Ninja notice the Audience leaving. HASAKI: Yup, everyone hates us� JK NINJA: This isn�t funny anymore. No one likes us or something! JAMEY: I like everyone! JK NINJA: Shut up, Jamey. HASAKI: Wow, even Fast left� JAMEY: Whatever. Let�s just hold this fight without them! Less chance of me getting hit by Coke Bottles during the fight� Hasaki and JK Ninja walk to opposite sides of the ring. JAMEY: Ready�FIGHT! -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. AXEM HASAKI: 300/300 JK NINJA: 400/400 Ninja looks over at Hasaki. NINJA: (thinking) This guy...he�s completely made out of metal. His defense should be high�hope it isn�t as good as I think. Hasaki charges in for the first strike at unusually average speed. NINJA: (thinking) Great. And big man can move too� Hasaki throws a Steel Punch at Ninja. Ninja darts out of the way and slashes at Hasaki. Hasaki blocks with his axe throws an orb of steel at Ninja with his free hand. Ninja is caught off guard and loses 140 HP. AXEM HASAKI: 300/300 JK NINJA: 260/400 NINJA: That wasn�t very funny� JAMEY: (Yelling from the side) Yeah, not nearly as funny as your face! Ninja flips away and punches the ground, sending an energy wave at Hasaki. Hasaki rolls out of the way and throws another Steel Orb. Ninja jumps over it and starts enchanting his sword with his, �Ninja Magic.� NOTE TO JK NINJA: Ninjas don�t use magic! They use their spiritual energy to do their tricks!...Or items they might have. Ninja quickly maneuvers himself in midair and slashes Hasaki. Hasaki loses 120 HP. AXEM HASAKI: 180/300 JK NINJA: 260/400 HASAKI: (thinking) Hm�stupid Magic Defense� Hasaki jumps at Ninja for a Steel Kick. Ninja dodges and plates himself into�a rock. JAMEY: Bizarre�or stupid� Ninja launches himself slowly at Hasaki. HASAKI: Still underestimating the power of metal. Hasaki spins his right arm slowly, picking up speed with every spin. It soon becomes like a drill. NINJA: (thinking) Why am I even using this attack? It goes too slow! Hasaki punches Ninja in his rock form with the drill. It plows right through the rock and hits Ninja. NINJA: Owie� Ninja loses 130 HP. AXEM HASAKI: 180/300 JK NINJA: 130/400 HASAKI: You should be thanking your freaking rock layer from guarding you from a direct blow. I�m pretty sure that would�ve KO�d you. NINJA: Eh, too much talk, not enough hurt. Ninja quickly slashes Hasaki with his sword, which is still covered in magic, and Hasaki loses another 120 HP. AXEM HASAKI: 60/300 JK NINJA: 130/400 Ninja�s sword returns to normal. NINJA: Darn� HASAKI: (thinking) Let�s hope he can�t power up his sword again so he can slash me some more until I run out of HP. Ninja powers up his sword again. NINJA: Now I can slash you some more until you run out of HP! HASAKI: Crud! Hasaki throws a Steel Orb at Ninja. Ninja zips out of its path and slashes at Hasaki. Hasaki blocks with his axe and throws a Steel Punch at Ninja. Ninja jumps back and punches the ground to create a small energy wave around the arena. Hasaki gets caught in it and loses only 20 HP. AXEM HASAKI: 40/300 JK NINJA: 130/400 HASAKI: Heh, I love my high Defense. Ninja charges in quickly and slashes Hasaki. HASAKI: And I hate my low Magic Defense. NINJA: Shouldn�t you be KO�d by now? HASAKI: Oh yeah� Hasaki falls to the ground, KO�d. AXEM HASAKI: 0/300 JK NINJA: 130/400 NINJA: This fight was too short. THE LORD OF TOH: Yeah well, I have to write another episode by the end of tonight. AUDIENCE: (reentering) Yay. END OF EPISODE THREE |