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| Episode Two |
| Blue and his Contractions... |
| On the last episode, your favorite author squeezed in as many cameos as he could! Anyway, it was just like all the other first episodes; They sign in, watch the Jr. Division, I make fun of a few people, lalala. In fact, I�m just about to start the first battle! -------------------------------------------------- Blue sits in the stands worrying what is happening to him. BLUE: (thinking) I should NEVER say, �Yay,� like that�it is just�not like me� JAMEY: All right, it�s time to start the first match: Axem Copper vs. Axem Destruction! AUDIENCE: Whoopie. BLUE: (thinking) Things just got worse� Copper and Destruction take their places on opposite sides of the levitating stone arena. JAMEY: Fight um�safely! Ready�FIGHT! -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. AXEM COPPER: 500/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 600/600 Copper makes the first move. He charges in at Destruction. Destruction charges in too while throwing Thunder Orbs. Copper jumps over them and comes down with his axe. Destruction blocks and jumps back. Copper throws his axe while Destruction is jumping and hits him as he�s vulnerable. He loses 105 HP. AXEM COPPER: 500/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 495/600 Copper catches his axe as it boomerangs back to him and charges again. DESTRUCTION: I like swords� Destruction unsheathes the two swords on his back and slashes at Copper. COPPER: Yeah well, �Welcome to Corneria!� NOTE: 8-Bit Theatre Reference. Not meant to be funny :) Copper comes in for a Super Kick. Destruction catches Copper�s foot and punches him twice before throwing across the ring. Copper lands on his back and loses 90 HP. AXEM COPPER: 410/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 495/600 Destruction strikes Copper while he�s down with a lightning bolt and he loses another 80 HP. AXEM COPPER: 330/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 495/600 Destruction Teleports a few feet from Copper. COPPER: Hey, that wasn�t much of an electric Axem move. DESTRUCTION: Um�I�m talented with my three full pages of stats. Copper points toward Destruction. COPPER: Oh�hey look! A butterfly! DESTRUCTION: WHERE?! Destruction searches around him frantically. COPPER: Hehe, sucker� Copper�s body is suddenly surrounded by a red aura, doubling his attack power. AUDIENCE: Toasty� PEACE: I won�t even start� Copper Super Kicks the inattentive Destruction in the back and he loses a whopping 215 HP. AXEM COPPER: 330/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 280/600 DESTRUCTION: Holy crud, that hurt�and I still haven�t found that butterfly! COPPER: �That�s nice. Destruction gives up and Teleports behind Copper to slash him hard with his swords. Copper rolls out of the way and strikes back with his axe. Destruction blocks the attack with one of his swords and slices Copper with the other. AUDIENCE: Stabbity treatment! JAMEY: Definitely� Copper loses 100 HP. AXEM COPPER: 230/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 280/600 COPPER: (thinking) Stupid defense decrease of using Vigor Up� Copper raises blue aura around him, returning his stats to normal. Destruction throws a Lightning Orb at Copper. Copper blocks the orb and comes in to slash Destruction. Destruction puts back his swords and blocks with his axe. FAST: Axem Fast wants to know where Destruction�s axe was for the past�five minutes. AUDIENCE: Must be those magical Axem pockets that don�t really exist! BLUE: Contractions?! AAAH!!! Blue faints. PEACE: Eh, I�ll heal him later� Destruction uses one of his free hands to throw a Lightning Orb. Copper ducks below the attack and swipes at Destruction�s feet. Destruction jumps back and Copper charges in again. DESTRUCTION: (thinking) That�s about all he�s been doing! He must not have any real magic attacks then�which means�I don�t know! Destruction sends down Lightning Bolts to hit Copper. Copper rolls out of the way of harm and throws his axe. Destruction hits this back and Teleports behind Copper as soon as he catches it. Destruction swings down his two swords on Copper with all his might. Copper loses 130 HP. AXEM COPPER: 100/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 280/600 Copper quickly recovers and spins around to slash Destruction off guard. Destruction loses 80 HP. AXEM COPPER: 100/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 200/600 They both jump back panting. DESTRUCTION: (panting) Hey�this battle�it�s going by too fast� COPPER: (panting) Who cares?...The writer�is 15 minutes away from his deadline� Copper charges in while surrounding his body with blue aura to increase his defense. Destruction jumps up above Copper and throws down a wave of Lightning Orbs. Copper dodges all of them except one. He loses 30 HP. AXEM COPPER: 70/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 200/600 DESTRUCTION: Hey, that did normal damage� COPPER: (thinking) Darn! He�s on to me already! Valor Up only saves me from physical damage! DESTRUCTION: I bet that Valor Up only saves you from physical damage! COPPER: Um�*Points into the air* Look! A shooting star! DESTRUCTION: (Frantically looking up) WHERE?! COPPER: (thinking) That should buy time before he realizes it isn�t night out� Copper sneaks behind Destruction and slashes him in the back. Destruction loses 80 HP. AXEM COPPER: 70/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 120/600 DESTRUCTION: Honestly, do you think I�m that dumb? COPPER: Um�yes� :) Inaudible words are heard from Jamey that sounded like, �Weak comeback, doofus!� An electric force field is seen around Destruction. DESTRUCTION: I deliberately let you hit me so I could be awesome! The force field flings back Copper with the same strength as his axe slash. COPPER: Oh crud! Copper is hit by the attack and loses the rest of his HP. Destruction loses 30 HP from the Electric Wall�s cost. AXEM COPPER: 0/500 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 90/600 Copper falls over, KO�d. DESTRUCTION: Yay. Peace heals Blue back to consciousness. BLUE: Ull� AUDIENCE: �Yay,� is our line! Don�t steal it! Blue faints again from saying, �Don�t.� KEVER: And only seven more fights to go! PEACE: Phooey� END OF EPISODE TWO |