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| Episode Eleven |
| Fiftieth Episode! Let's Dance! |
| On the last episode�which I�m too lazy to explain thoroughly, Destruction won the Finals, the Battle Royal commenced, and now only Axem Aardvark and JK Ninja still stand. -------------------------------------------------- Back to the fight! AXEM AARDVARK: 131/601 JK NINJA: 195/400 AARDVARK: So, how about me make this fight interesting? NINJA: How so? AARDVARK: We request to the Lord of ToH to make this episode in low quality, like in a few other stories I won�t mention. NINJA: Sounds fun! LORD OF TOH: And I�m way ahead of you! Quality switches from �Jamey Awesomeness� to �DeWayne Mann Uncoolity� :) NOTE: I am currently running from several Mod Lightning Bolts. Please call back later! AARDVARK: I m taking you down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NINJA: not if I can hlp it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They run at each other at incredible speed!!!!!!!!!!1 Ninja starts charging up for an awesome attack!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NINJA: spire slam!!!!!!!!!!!!! AARDVARK: nooooooooo, not thaattttt!!!!!!! Aardvark gets hurt! 31/601 AARDVARK: u r stonger then I thaught NINJA: that�s nothing! Watch this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ninja starts running up to him with his sword. AARDVARK: hahaha u think im that week? LORD OF TOH: AAAAHHH! I JUST CAN�T TAKE IT ANYMORE! The Lord of ToH switches quality back to �Jamey Awesomeness.� AARDVARK: Whew�wait, he�s still coming right toward me� Ninja slashes at Aardvark quickly. Aardvark barely blocks it and rolls away. Ninja chases after him and continues to try and Magicut Aardvark. Aardvark keeps dodging and jumps up to scratch Ninja wildly with his claws. NINJA: What the cheese?! Ninja gets scratched once and loses 70 HP. AXEM AARDVARK: 31/601 JK NINJA: 125/400 AARDVARK: (Thinking) This guy only seems to have physical attacks! That means� Ninja charges in again. AARDVARK: (Thinking) �Run away! Aardvark starts running away while throwing Energy Orbs. Ninja gets hit by one and loses 80 HP. AXEM AARDVARK: 31/601 JK NINJA: 45/400 Ninja changes his fist into sharp, pointy rocks. NINJA: Yeah, those jagged rocks and their jagged jags� Ninja throws at punch at Aardvark. The fight scene starts SLOWING DOWN FOR SOME REASON in a BLATANT MATRIX RIP OFF. Aardvark does a SLOW-MOTION BACKFLIP to avoid it�but he learns he can�t and lands on his face. AARDVARK: �This will be a ridiculous ending to a ridiculous story. NINJA: Yeah, G! ;) Ninja kicks Aardvark hard and he loses the rest of his HP. AXEM AARDVARK: 0/601 JK NINJA: 45/400 JAMEY: And that�s it! The winner of the Battle Royal is Jr. Koopa Ninja! AUDIENCE: Yeah, well�Good� Bombs drop suddenly from the sky and JK Ninja loses the rest of his HP. JK NINJA: 0/400 Our camera points up and we see a team of Axems Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Mercenary, and Trix Bunny in a Goodyear Blimp. MERCENARY: HAHAHA! I think I should win the Battle Royal for that!...Like I did in the last season. Does anyone remember that? TRIX BUNNY: I don�t. MERCENARY: Well you weren�t invented yet! LUCKY CHARMS: I shall destroy all of ye with me bigger marshmallows! COUNT CHOCULA: And don�t forget about my random appearances! Suddenly, from above the blimp, a plane does a nosedive and takes down the Goodyear Blimp with it. It makes a sickening crash next Jamey. JAMEY: �Whoa! That was awesome! :) AXEM COUNT CHOCULA: 0/50 AXEM MERCENARY: 0/600 AXEM LUCKY CHARMS: 0/40 AXEM TRIX RABBIT: 0/60 From the plane wreckage crawls out Axems Cobalt, Moonlight and Titanium + JK Amoeba�and Axem Cap�n Crunch for no good reason. COBALT: Hey, I missed the parking lot this time! MOONLIGHT: Wait�I thought you already crashed this plane after you got hit by Destruction�s Kame-Hame-Ha Attack back in Episode Seven! COBALT: Well, uh� JK AMOEBA: (Cutting her off) I am very evil and intelligent! I also win poker games! Gosh, I�m so awesome� NOTE: Yup, me making fun of you is the risk of being a cameo. TITANIUM: I have an idea! Let�s eat sandwiches so I can stop being such a freaking loner! ;) COBALT: (Drooling) Mm, sandwiches�Works for me! :) CAP�N CRUNCH: But what about crunchitizing� They run to the Contestants� Building. JAMEY: Right� Jamey throws a Life Shroom to both the KO�d fighters. AXEM AARDVARK: 10/601 JK NINJA: 10/400 AARDVARK: I won, right? JAMEY: Kirby? KIRBY: Byo! JAMEY: Take him away! Kirby sucks up Aardvark and waddles back to the Contestants� Building. Fast appears onto the Contestants� Building, thus shocking everyone with his AMAZING SPEED�yet again. NINJA: (Sounding like a robot) Wow, you are just too good for my presence. FAST: Axem Fast knows ;) Fast pulls out a crowbar from his back. MERCENARY: That is exactly the same prize I got last season, when I won the Battle Royal, of course. Does everyone remember that? AUDIENCE: You�re supposed to be KO�d! MERCENARY: Oh yeah� AXEM MERCENARY: 0/600 AXEM BLUE: 0/800 (Said �You�re�) Fast whacks Ninja on the head with the crowbar. It disappears and� JK NINJA�S DEFENSE STAT: 3/10! NINJA: I look so good! :) He runs back to the Contestant�s Building. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the�place with the name I hate typing twice in a row� BANGER: So why is Cap�n Crunch here? CAP�N CRUNCH: Cobalt has a bottomless stomach, so I had to �Crunchitize� her a lot. COBALT: Yes, crunchitize me, Cap�n! :) JKI: That doesn�t even explain why you exist�as an Axem. SNOW: Don�t ask questions� LORD OF TOH: Yes, or I might strike you down with Vengeful Lightning Bolts that Don�t Exist. GODDESS AUTUMN: Well, the tournament is now over. Let�s listen to what Jamey has to say� -------------------------------------------------- Back at the arena� JAMEY: Yet another season has come to a close. AUDIENCE: Thankfully� JAMEY: Shut up :) Anyway, I guess I�ll just send you off� Blues Clues music starts playing. JAMEY: Now it�s time for so long!...But we�ll sing just, ONE more song� AUDIENCE: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! JAMEY: Thanks for doing your part, you sure are- Jamey collapses for some reason. AUDIENCE: Yes, that song is just too much� Jamey wakes up for some reason also. JAMEY: And as usual, on your way home, be sure to know what you drink, smoke, or eat before you drink, smoke or eat it and of course, watch out for stray dinosaurs on your way home. BARNEY and BABY BOP: [Evil chuckling] The Audience pulls out loaves of stale French/Freedom bread. AUDIENCE: Yeah, we�re armed� BLUE: *Faints* JAMEY: NOW GET THE FUDGE OUT OF MY STADIUM! The Audience (except for Blue and Peace) gets up and leaves. Peace revives Blue again. BLUE: We must now go to the Contestants� Building for some reason. PEACE: OK, sounds good to me! They walk to the Contestants� Building with Jamey and Axem Fast. FAST: Axem Fast is allowed to show up out of nowhere! Axem Fast is so awesome! LORD OF TOH: I think we all know� Back at that place which name I won�t say three times in a 15-Second period� IMAGE: So now what? STRIFE: I don�t know�How about we go kill some ants with water guns or something? HASAKI: Yes, that is a good hobby to take up�Challenging, too! DESTRUCTION: Or we could chase some more butterflies� COPPER: Good lord, NO! MAGIKOOPA: How about we reminisce about random points? NINJA: But we already are� AARDVARK: For the lame purpose of everyone getting a line� Fast, Blue, Peace, and Jamey walk in. JAMEY: At this point, we have nothing else to do� LORD OF TOH: You know what that means� GODDESS AUTUMN: Let�s dance! All of them start doing stupid looking dances. Suddenly, Giga Bowser falls from above and crushes the ceiling. GIGA BOWSER: Dude! This really is the weirdest fiftieth episode up to date! Giga Bowser starts dancing too. KIRBY: Byo! END OF EPISODE ELEVEN/FIFTY. NOTE: Secret numbers, revealed! Destruction won the Tournament because he guessed 3333, which was closest to 2936. JK Ninja won the Battle Royal with his guess of 5600, closest to 3278. And if you�re wondering where I got those numbers, look at a telephone near you, and turn the words AXEM and FAST into telephone digits ;) |