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| Episode Ten |
| The Lord of ToH is Cool! |
| On the last episode, the Final match had finally gotten underway with Axem Destruction against MagiKoopa! Early in the fight, Destruction requested to have a no Teleportation to be used (If you teleport, you�re disqualified), making MagiKoopa unable to dodge any attacks. Recently, MagiKoopa has just turned a caterpillar Destruction was talking to into a French (Freedom?) fry, obviously angering him and causing a transformation into�his Over-Charged Mode! Woohoo! Time to see what ULTIMATE ATTACK OF ANNIHILATION he�ll use, and if MagiKoopa can survive it! -------------------------------------------------- Destruction keeps his hands lifted in the air. DESTRUCTION: (Thinking) Let�s just hope MagiDORK isn�t smart enough to hit me. MAGIKOOPA: (Thinking) I should hit him, huh? OK then! MagiKoopa sends a Bolt down at Destruction. This hits Destruction�but no damage is dealt. MagiKoopa looks more closely at Destruction. MAGIKOOPA: Oh, his OVER-CHARGED MODE covers his body in electricity for some reason. AUDIENCE: I thought Super Saiyans/Sonics only put on light shows! BLUE: What are these Super Duper people I am blabbering about?! PEACE: Um� KEVER: Get a life, Blew! BLUE: WHAT?! How dare you insult me! KEVER: Hey, how could you tell�Not like you�re READING what I�m saying� Blue shrugs and goes back to watching the fight. Already, a huge ball of light appears above Destruction. MAGIKOOPA: I will now cower over the immense size of that attack instead of doing something productive. MagiKoopa starts stepping back with a stunned look on his face. DESTRUCTION: HEHEHE! VENGEANCE FOR MR. CATERPILLAR�THING. HEHEHE! AXEM DESTRUCTION: 95/600 MAGIKOOPA: 250/600 Destruction finally throws his gigantic ball of light as it slowly approaches on MagiKoopa. DESTRUCTION: THAT SPIRIT BOMB ATTACK HAS ENOUGH POWER TO KILL YOU! HEHEHE! MWHEHEHE! JAMEY: Now that�s a weird laugh�but you�re not supposed to strike to kill! DESTRUCTION: �OH. TOO LATE. MAGIKOOPA: Ah, crud! The Spirit Bomb is just about to strike down on MagiKoopa. MagiKoopa teleports beside Destruction before he gets hit. The Spirit Bomb destroys over 75% of the arena. JAMEY: NOOOO!!! Destruction loses 100 HP from the Spirit Bomb attack cost. AXEM DESTRUCTION: 0/600 MAGIKOOPA: 250/600 Destruction falls to the ground, KO�d. JAMEY: And that�s it! A winner has been decided! MAGIKOOPA: Oh yeah! Uh-huh! Dude! HEHEHE! Shut up. Jamey throws a Life Shroom to Destruction. He stirs awake. AXEM DESTRUCTION: 10/600 JAMEY: The winner of The Tournament of Heroes, Season Four is AXEM DESTRUCTION! AUDIENCE: Ya-What? Explain! MAGIKOOPA: (With his wand pointed at Jamey) Yes, please do! JAMEY: There was a stupid chain of events involved. First off, Destruction�s Spirit Bomb. Though he is NOT allowed to kill ANYONE in this tournament, he tried to. And that�s bad. BUT he didn�t kill anyone, now did he? AUDIENCE: Are we supposed to answer that? JAMEY: At that time MagiKoopa TELEPORTED away from the blast, which he was NOT supposed to do, but did ANYWAY. At that point, MagiKoopa was officially disqualified, even though Destruction got KO�d by his own attack, nearly killed MagiKoopa, and destroyed most of this arena. FAST: Axem Fast says, �So in short, MagiKoopa was disqualified before Destruction got KO�d, and Axem Destruction is the winner!� AUDIENCE: Yay. MAGIKOOPA: But�He almost killed me! JAMEY: But he didn�t. Now get the fudge out before I call my Underlings! MagiKoopa mutters inaudible curse words and walks back to the Contestants� Building. Fast zips down from to VIP seat and down to what�s left of the ring. FAST: Axem Fast says, �Here�s your prize!� He takes out Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and throws it at Destruction�s face. The book disappears and� AXEM DESTRUCTION�S MAGIC STAT: 9/10! DESTRUCTION: It makes no difference! Mr. Caterpillar thing is dead! Fast kicks Destruction to the Contestant�s Building. DESTRUCTION: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! JAMEY: And that takes care of that. We will now have a 15 minute break to reminisce on random things, where you will actually throw Coke Bottles at me. AUDIENCE: Nope. Better! The Audience takes out their Coke Bottle dispensing guns. AUDIENCE: Careful. These babies are semi-automatic! JAMEY: Ah, nuts� AXEM COUNT CHOCULA: Or cereal! The Audience aims at Count Chocula first and� -------------------------------------------------- Back in the Contestants� Building� COPPER: I can�t believe we all lost to the world�s biggest loony� SNOW, JKI, GODDESS AUTUMN, MERCENARY, and BANGER: I didn�t. MERCENARY: Though I did win ToH 3�s Battle Royal. Does anyone remember that? MAGIKOOPA: (Not listening) I demand a recount! I bet I won by absentee ballets! HASAKI: Why do I listen to MagiKoopa in the first place� IMAGE: Because�Uh�Your face is wrong! AUDIENCE: (Screaming) Oooh! Major dissage! STRIFE: Or is it dissige�both aren�t in my spellchecker� NINJA: More like, YOU�RE not in my spellchecker, NERD! AARDVARK: Oh my gosh, just WHY are we still promoting that darn book?! LORD OF TOH: Because I control all of you. AARDVARK: Oh yeah� Destruction flies in and slams into a wall. AXEM DESTRUCTION: 0/600 EVERYONE ELSE: Yay. Snow pulls out a Life Shroom out of his Magical Axem Pockets that Don�t Exist and revives Destruction. AXEM DESTRUCTION: 10/600 Everyone else jumps Destruction, brandishing their weapons. DESTRUCTION: Nuts! He faints again. AXEM DESTRUCTION: 0/600 Jamey walks in with wounds all over him. JAMEY: 1/50 JAMEY: Med�ic� He hits the Heart Block and restores his HP. JAMEY: 50/50 JAMEY: Oh yeah! Now I�m swingin� ;) He revives Destruction with a Life Shroom. Destruction immediately hits the Heart Block before he can get jumped again. AXEM DESTRUCTION: 600/600 JAMEY: Anyway, I�ll just stay here for a while. By the way, there�s a favor I�d like to ask from the Contestants� -------------------------------------------------- Minutes later� Jamey and the Contestants walk out. The Contestants are clearly shielding Jamey from Coke Bottle death. On another note, the Lord of ToH has already restored the ring to it�s naturally beauty. LORD OF TOH: Gosh, I�m so awesome� The Audience starts throwing their pitchforks and flaming torches. CONTESTANTS: �Nah! The Contestants abandon Jamey while he gets pummeled. JAMEY: 1/50 JAMEY: I somehow survived�just start as soon as you�re ready. The eight take places around the arena, with Destruction in the middle because he won. JAMEY: Ready�FIGHT! Please� -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. NOTE: Ah, crud� AXEM STRIFE: 500/500 AXEM AARDVARK: 601/601 AXEM DESTRUCTION: 600/600 MAGIKOOPA: 600/600 AXEM COPPER: 500/500 AXEM IMAGE: 400/400 AXEM HASAKI: 300/300 JK NINJA: 400/400 LORD OF TOH: OK, time for a standard procedure� All eight of them get ready to attack. LORD OF TOH: First to go is�Hasaki! HASAKI: What?! All of them charge at Hasaki and slowly begin to chip away at his HP until he faints. AXEM HASAKI: 0/300 AUDIENCE: Yay. The Head of Lettuce walks up and carries (somehow) Hasaki�s body to the Contestants� Building. LORD OF TOH: I now command you all to beat the crud out of each other. Fighting immediately breaks out everywhere. Strife magically turns his axe into a sword and slashes at MagiKoopa. MagiKoopa teleports away and thrusts his wand into Image�s back, dealing 50 damage. Image spins around and throws a blue energy sphere at MagiKoopa, but he teleports and the sphere hits Copper in the back. Copper continues a fight with Aardvark regardless, but then gets pummeled by many more Energy Spheres coming from all directions. COPPER: ACK! No fair! AXEM COPPER: 220/500 AARDVARK: You won�t like this either� He shoots his tongue out of his mouth and knocks over Copper�and everyone else. EVERYONE ELSE: HEY! AARDVARK: It was him! He points toward Destruction. DESTRUCTION: (Grinning) So what if it was? AARDVARK: (Thinking) Hehe, loser� NINJA: Let�s beat the crud out of him now! MAGIKOOPA: Yes, let�s. HEHEHE! Strife reaches Destruction first and slashes at him several times with his sword. Destruction dodges the attacks horribly and gets hit by all of the swings�to the point that he�s KO�d. AXEM DESTRUCTION: 0/600 Kirby sucks up Destruction and takes him back to the Contestant�s Building. LORD OF TOH: I will now cut corners some more by taking down another one! IMAGE: STRIFE! We were ALL supposed to KO him! STRIFE: Whoops. Image makes an illusion of Axem Snow around Strife. Snow immediately performs a [oke of Death of Strife, causing him to suffer serious damage. STRIFE: Ow� AXEM STRIFE: 25/500 Copper runs up to Strife and slashes him for the final blow. Strife is KO�d. AXEM STRIFE: 0/500 That One Guy grabs Strife and takes him back to the Contestants� Building. LORD OF TOH: That makes what�Three down already? Now to show how many, �Injuries� people have taken! I�m just that lazy! :) AXEM AARDVARK: 476/601 MAGIKOOPA: 530/600 AXEM COPPER: 170/500 AXEM IMAGE: 235/400 JK NINJA: 310/400 LORD OF TOH: Now would be the time where I actually put some fighting. MagiKoopa sends down a Bolt to JK Ninja. JK Ninja dodges this and coats his sword with ninja magic, then quickly Magicuts Copper in the back, and he loses 90 HP. Copper throws his axe at Image. Image knocks it back with her own axe and runs up to slash MagiKoopa while he�s not looking, and he loses 80 HP. MagiKoopa teleports behind Image and shoots a Flame Wall at her, dealing 165 damage. Image quickly recovers and throws a Blue Sphere at Aardvark. Aardvark rolls out of the way and slams his fist into the ground, sending a large shockwave all across the arena. CONTESTANTS: We�re all too dumb to avoid this! NOOO!!! As you can see, they all got hit. Aardvark and Copper lost 75 HP, MagiKoopa lost 125 HP and Image and Ninja lost 115 HP. AXEM AARDVARK: 401/601 MAGIKOOPA: 325/600 AXEM COPPER: 5/500 AXEM IMAGE: 0/400 JK NINJA: 195/400 Image falls to the ground, KO�d. JAMEY: Head of Lettuce! The Head of Lettuce takes Image back to the�place with the excessively long name. LORD OF TOH: Shut up. I own you too, Narrator! Whatever. Aardvark runs up to MagiKoopa and throws an Energy Orb. MagiKoopa teleports away and sends a Bolt down at Ninja. Ninja flips to avoid it and jumps above everyone. Copper uses Vigor Up and slashes at MagiKoopa. MagiKoopa teleports away, just to be struck in the back by Ninja. He loses 125 HP. MAGIKOOPA: (Sarcastically) Well isn�t that convenient! Copper comes up and slashes MagiKoopa too, and he loses 150 more HP. MAGIKOOPA: 50/600 MAGIKOOPA: Why�s everyone picking on me?! AARDVARK: Because you�re a nerd and the writer got lazy again. Aardvark lashes out his tongue and slams down MagiKoopa with it, dropping his HP to 0. MAGIKOOPA: 0/600 That Underling Whose Name Changes Frequently carries MagiKoopa back to the Contestant�s Building. JAMEY: Wow! In such a short amount of time, Axem Aardvark, Axem Copper, and JK Ninja are the only three left standing! COPPER: Maybe it�s because we�ve been unusually silent during the battles� AARDVARK: Well we�re talking to waste time now, so it all works out. NINJA: All right! Aardvark reels in his tongue and throws an Energy Orb at Ninja. Ninja jumps to the side and comes in for a Magicut. Aardvark blocks the attack with his axe and throws another Energy Orb at Ninja. Ninja ducks and Copper comes from behind with a Super Kick, right in Aardvark�s face. AARDVARK: My PRECIOUS face, might I add! Aardvark loses a total of 270 HP, due to Defense and Copper using Vigor Up earlier (Double attack power). AXEM AARDVARK: 131/601 AXEM COPPER: 5/500 JK NINJA: 195/400 NINJA: Copper, let�s hope you don�t somehow manage to beat us both with such a low amount of HP in some sort of miracle! COPPER: Um, but I want that to happen� AARDVARK: Well you�d like that to happen, now wouldn�t you? COPPER: That�s exactly what I just said! NINJA: More like, YOU�RE faulty, NERD! JAMEY: I�m getting confused� AUDIENCE: No kidding. BLUE: No doubt, foo! :) PEACE and KEVER: � BLUE: I will just faint then. Blue faints again. Aardvark runs up to Copper and slashes him. Copper rolls to the side and slashes at Ninja. Ninja blocks and attempts to trip Copper with his foot. Copper steps back to avoid it, but loses balance. He falls over on his back� AXEM COPPER: 0/500 AARDVARK: (Watching Kirby suck up Copper) Wow, that�s a lame way to lose� NINJA: At least this episode will end because that�s how these Battle Royals always work. END OF EPISODE TEN NEXT EPISODE: Fiftieth Episode! Let�s Dance! :) |