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| Episode Six |
| Time to Make Fun of People! |
| On the last episode, the last match of the night was fought with Axem Mercenary going up against Axem Goldenrod. Being as malicious and quick as possible, Mercenary scored a surprisingly close win. With all the matches done for today, the only thing left to do is rest and think about the upcoming fights. WARNING: Laughs and insults ahead! -------------------------------------------------- Mercenary stares down at the unconscious Goldenrod. MERCENARY: Curse you and your Light attacks�oh well, a win�s a win. JAMEY: The match is over! Axem Mercenary is the winner! AUDIENCE: *Yawns* Whoopie� Jamey quickly revives Goldenrod with a Life Shroom. AXEM GOLDENROD: 10/510 GOLDENROD: Ull�wait, what just happened? Goldenrod thinks for a second. GOLDENROD: �Oh yeah! I have to stop Bill from shipping X-Boxes to England! MERCENARY: More the less. Come on, let�s go back. They walk back to the Contestant�s Building. JAMEY: All right everyone, since that�s the last match, I�ll see you tomorrow! AUDIENCE: Um�is that it? JAMEY: Hey, you�re right�NOW GET THE FUDGE OUT! The Audience leaves. Jamey sighs. JAMEY: One more day of their smart remarks�ALL RIGHT! He walks to the Contestant�s Building. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Contestant�s Building� Inferno yawns. INFERNO: Man, I�m tired�let�s hope where we�re staying has a fireproof bed� FIREBOLT: True dat! :) PEACE: Wait, where are we staying anyway? SNOW: The same place as always�there. Snow points to a nearby hotel, which is more like a skyscraper. AARDVARK: Pargle�I mean, awesome! Dibs on the top floor! PEACE: Hey! Who said you get the top? AARDVARK: My dibs! And my other friends! Aardvark summons a few aardvarks next to him. AARDVARKS: Pargle! Radishes are evil! NOTE: Making fun of Aardvark now! HEHEHE! :) BANGER: Didn�t know Aardvarks can talk like that. SNOW: Last time I checked, they don�t. Mercenary and Goldenrod walk in. They hit the Heart Block and restore their HP. AXEM MERCENARY: 600/600 AXEM GOLDENROD: 510/510 GOLDENROD: After passing out, I�m not really that tired� Jamey walks in after them. JAMEY: Well you�ll be getting rest anyway. Now GET THE FUDGE OUT OF MY STADIUM! -------------------------------------------------- Half a second later� The contestants are standing at the Hotel Lobby. EVERYONE: *Pant, Wheeze* GOLDENROD: *Faint* MERCENARY: Twice in one day isn�t good for him� PEACE: Wow�Jamey can be evil at some times� FIREBOLT: Eviler than Midnight Blue himself. MIDNIGHT BLUE: (very faintly, as if far away) I heard that!... SNOW: Whoa, now that�s some strange wind� BANGER: Sorry. NOTE: Now I�m making fun of Banger! Yay! :) They check in and carry Goldenrod off to bed. EMPLOYEE: If this is the Contestant�s Hotel, why did they even have to check in� MANAGER: Quiet you. The Manager throws the Employee out the window. EMPLOYEE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOTE: Anyone from the Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards Forum would find this funny. -------------------------------------------------- Our camera now focuses on Inferno in a fireproof room. He sits on his bed and begins to think. INFERNO: (Thinking) Why must I fight against Snow? This is insane! We�ll be on the ground with a double KO in no time� Inferno lies down. INFERNO: (thinking) Whoa! This bed is comfy! Maybe it�s because I�ve never touched one in like�four years without burning it as well. He falls asleep. INFERNO: (sleep talking) Mm�hey! That�s my pizza!�Mmm�burger� NOTE: Made fun of Inferno too! :) -------------------------------------------------- Our camera changes to Peace�s room. She also sits on her bed, thinking. PEACE: (thinking) Darn it! Why do I have to fight Mercenary! He�s a Shadow Element, what I�m weak against! On top of that, he has attacks that target Light Axems, such as me! Peace stands up. PEACE: And why am I the only girl in this tournament! Where in Smithy�s name did Cobalt go? -------------------------------------------------- Our camera changes once again, this time to the tournament sign-up area. Axem Cobalt walks in. COBALT: Stupid Goldenrod! He stole my plane! He doesn�t even know how to drive the darn thing! She soon spots two other Axems, Windbreaker and Destruction. WINDBREAKER: I wonder when the sign-ups will start� DESTRUCTION: I told you before, it was today and we missed it! COBALT: Ah, nuts�Mm, nuts� DESTRUCTION: Now�I�m so lonely� NOTE: MWAHAHA! I insulted three more people! :) -------------------------------------------------- The camera flies back to Peace�s room. PEACE: Oh well, whatever. Just two more matches and I win! A loud grinding noise is suddenly heard above her. PEACE: Stupid road construction�hey, wait a second� Aardvark drops down from a hole in the ceiling. AARDVARK: Er�Hiya! PEACE: So why did you even do that? AARDVARK: You know what�I don�t know� NOTE: OK, that�s Aardvark twice and Peace once�darn, I might not get around to everyone� Everyone else drops from the hole into Peace�s room. EVERYONE ELSE: Heh�um, hi! PEACE: GRR� She starts to steam up. PEACE: GET OUT OF MY ROOM! MALE AXEMS: AAH! Peace boots them clear through the ceiling. MALE AXEMS: Looks like Team Rocket�s blasting off again!... She pants heavily. PEACE: Wow�that felt GOOD! NOTE: I stand corrected. I made fun of everyone just now! :) -------------------------------------------------- The next morning� Peace walks out of the hotel and finds the bodies of the seven Axems she booted out last night. PEACE: Whoa, that worked better than I thought� She covers them all in healing magic to revive them. MALE AXEMS: Ull�get the license plate number� They walk back to the Contestant�s Building and meet up with Jamey. JAMEY: I�m glad you�re here earlier than expected. I have an announcement to make. GOLDENROD: Does it involve pie? JAMEY: �Yes. Jamey serves them blueberry pie. BANGER: Hey! There�s a fly in my soup! SNOW: Banger, that doesn�t make any�hey! Now there�s a snake in my boots! NOTE: Man, I can�t stop laughing while I�m typing�expect typos! :) JAMEY: Secondly, I must inform you of an error my underlings have made. AARDVARK: Wait a second�when did you ever have underlings? JAMEY: Er, never. GOLDENROD: So are you actually referring to yourself? JAMEY: �Most likely. Anyway, a mistake was made when writing this tournament and this is the new tournament ladder. Jamey reveals a new ladder on the whiteboard. It says: AXEM SNOW vs. AXEM MERCENARY AXEM INFERNO vs. AXEM PEACE JAMEY: The winner of the matches shall be placed in the finals. PEACE: So�the elements aren�t matched up then? JAMEY: (sarcastically) NO REALLY!�Anyway, as soon as you�re done with your pies, we�ll start day two of this tournament! END OF EPISODE SIX FAST: Axem Fast hasn�t been made fun of yet. Well then, your fly�s down. FAST: Axem Fast doesn�t have a fly. In my story you do! FAST: Axem Fast is humiliated� KIRBY: Byo! JAMEY: Shut up, Kirby. NOTE: More Kirby 64 Forum humor. By the way, I wrote a total of 9 notes this episode! A new record! |