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| Episode Four |
| Peace Uses her Freaky-Eye Thing! |
| On the last episode, Firebolt and Inferno fought for a position to fight Snow in the second round, avoiding the use of Fire attacks so they wouldn�t heal each other. Inferno ended that battle with a ring out by tricking Firebolt at the last minute, causing a second round match-up of Snow and Inferno! On the other hand, we still have 2 first round matches to go through, and this time, it�s Banger vs. Peace! -------------------------------------------------- Firebolt gets up amongst the panicking Audience. AUDIENCE: AAH! Our skin! He flies down into the arena. FIREBOLT: Good match, Inferno. INFERNO: Yeah, sure. FIREBOLT: Um�if you were solid, I�d shake your hand. They walk back to the arena. JAMEY: Inferno advances to the next round! In a few moments, our next battle of Banger vs. Peace will commence! AUDIENCE: How long is a moment? -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Contestant�s Building� MERCENARY: I�m hungry� GOLDENROD: Why did our match have to be the last? SNOW: Because you guys obviously suck at drawing numbers from a box! :) MERCENARY: That�s it�! Mercenary storms toward Snow, but suddenly stops. AARDVARK: Um�Mercenary? You okay? MERCENARY: I think so�but what just happened? I was angry�now I�m not� PEACE: My cause! My Serenity Eye can clear anyone�s evil thoughts! Peace shows them by having her left eye glow white for a second. SNOW: Whoa, now that�s one freaky eye thing� BANGER: Wait, you have the power to change people�s emotions? PEACE: Yeah, something like that. BANGER: (thinking) Ah, crud! My opponent turns out to be a whacko! Firebolt and Inferno walk in and hit the Heart Block. AXEM FIREBOLT: 666/666 AXEM INFERNO: 500/500 INFERNO: Banger! Peace! You two better get out there quick! I think I hear the Audience chucking bottles at Jamey again! JAMEY: (From outside) Oh please, no more glass! AAAH!!! EVERYONE: � Banger and Peace rush out. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Arena� Jamey holds up and umbrella and tries to fend off the countless Coke bottles raining down on him. AUDIENCE: And when you thought Coke bottles were extinct! The Audience spot Banger and Peace running to the arena. AUDIENCE: Yay. They keep throwing their bottles anyway. JAMEY: Come on you two! Faster! They reach opposite sides of the arena and face each other. JAMEY: Goodie! Ready�FIGHT! -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. AXEM BANGER: 550/550 AXEM PEACE: 300/300 Banger charges in quickly and slashes at Peace. Peace zips away before Banger�s axe comes down on her. Peace comes from behind Banger and slashes him in the back. BANGER: Ugh! He loses 70 HP. AXEM BANGER: 480/550 AXEM PEACE: 300/300 BANGER: Sheesh! For someone named Axem Peace, you don�t pull your punches! PEACE: Um�thanks? BANGER: Heh, now prepare to die! Banger charges angrily and Peace. Peace uses her Serenity Eye and Banger�s rage stops... BANGER: Huh? Hey, don�t do that to me! Peace uses her Serenity Eye again. BANGER: What the�hey, stop that! PEACE: Heh, fine� Banger charges at Peace. Peace quickly rushes past Banger and slashes him. Banger blocks and slashes back. Peace easily dodges and fires a Light Sphere. Banger dodges it and stabs himself with his axe. PEACE: What is he doing? AXEM BANGER: 430/550 AXEM PEACE: 300/300 Banger�s axe, now powered up by his blood, catches on fire. AUDIENCE: Wait, does that even make sense? BANGER: Shut up! Banger�s anger stops. BANGER: Ull�Peace! I told you to stop that! PEACE: Sorry! I couldn�t resist! Banger charges in at Peace with his flaming axe. Peace darts around the arena, giving Banger, who is slightly slower, an impossible target. Peace throws a Light Sphere on the run at Banger. Banger doesn�t notice this and loses 100 HP. AXEM BANGER: 330/550 AXEM PEACE: 300/300 BANGER: (thinking) Darn it, Banger! You have to at least hit her once! Banger holds still, charging up an attack. Peace continues to dart around. PEACE: (thinking) Hmm�wonder what he�s doing� Banger loses 100 HP due to the charging costs of his attack. AXEM BANGER: 230/550 AXEM PEACE: 300/300 BANGER: All right, Death Charge time! Banger charges at Peace, who continues to dart around. BANGER: HYAH!!! He slices hard and slashes Peace. The force knocks her across the arena. PEACE: AAH! Peace loses 130 HP. AXEM BANGER: 230/550 AXEM PEACE: 170/300 Banger follows up by grabbing and punting her to the other side of the ring. JAMEY: Whoa! Banger is really doing a bang up job there! NOTE: Thanks Axem_Druid for the corny joke! :) Peace lost 70 more HP. AXEM BANGER: 230/550 AXEM PEACE: 100/300 Peace slowly gets up. PEACE: Ow� BANGER: Death Charge�an attack with near-perfect accuracy� PEACE: Well that explains a lot. Banger charges in with his flaming axe. Peace throws a Light Sphere at Banger. Banger flips over it and continues charging. Banger slashes Peace with all his might. Peace runs off again. BANGER: Darn! Hold still! His angry thoughts suddenly vanish. BANGER: Uh�Hey! We should out rule her from using that. FAST: Axem Fast says, �No.� BANGER: Well Axem Banger�I mean�just shut up! PEACE: (thinking) Tempting�hmm, nah! Peace charges in and slashes Banger. Banger spins around and blocks her attack. Peace shoots a light orb in his face. Banger rolls to the side and slashes back. Peace blocks too and slashes Banger multiple times. Banger blocks all but one slash and loses 70 HP. AXEM BANGER: 160/550 AXEM PEACE: 100/300 BANGER: That�s it! You leave me no other choice! Banger jumps back to a corner of the ring and prepares his ultimate attack, Wings of Death. He sacrifices all but one HP to use this attack. AXEM BANGER: 1/550 AXEM PEACE: 100/300 Banger continues charging. BANGER: Hahaha! Peace, once I�ve finished, this attack will defeat you no matter what! All you can do is per- Peace cuts Banger short and lightly pinches Banger�s arm. Banger loses the rest of his HP. AXEM BANGER: 0/550 AXEM PEACE: 100/300 PEACE: Tch. Like I was going to even let you use that! END OF EPISODE FOUR |