Episode Eight
The Night Before
On the last episode, Axems Cobalt and Moonlight fought in the final battle for the night with Moonlight barely winning.  The fighters are tired, so it's time to get a good night's rest.  But what sinister plans are brewing elsewhere?

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Moonlight kneels down panting next to the KO'ed Cobalt.

MOONLIGHT:  I creamed you, Cobalt...

JAMEY:  The battle is over!  The winner is Axem Moonlight!

AUDIENCE:  Yay.

Jamey throws a Life Shroom above Cobalt to restore her.

COBALT:  Ah, I had the most wonderful dream of a giant pretzel.

MOONLIGHT:  Right...

They walk back to the Contestant's Building.

JAMEY:  Tomorrow, we will conclude the tournament.  The first fight is Axem Illusion vs. JK Acid!  Second is Axem Strife vs. Axem Magnum!  Third is JKI vs. Axem Moonlight!

AUDIENCE:  Yay.

JAMEY:  As for now, GET THE FUDGE OUT!

The audience gets up and leaves.

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Back at the Contestant's Building...

Moonlight and Cobalt hit the Heart Block and restore their HP.

AXEM COBALT:  710/710

AXEM MOONLIGHT:  650/650

ILLUSION:  Now, where are we going to stay for the night?

Jamey walks in.

JAMEY:  At our personal Contestant's Hotel across the street from the stadium.

Jamey points to a hotel, which is more like a skyscraper.

JKI:  Man, there's a lot of benefits for being a contestant.

TETRA:  And it's too bad there are only 12 fighters.

STRIFE:  Oh well.  Dibs on the top floor!

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In a small motel near the stadium...


Axems Great Water, Great Fire, Great Ice, Rain, and Bob-omb Great Fire and Great Water stay in two jointed motel rooms.

Axem Great Ice comes out of the bathroom.

A GREAT ICE:  I swear, I just saw a cockroach.  Brother Great Fire!

Axem Great Fire rushes in the bathroom and burns the cockroach.

A GREAT FIRE:  Happy?

A GREAT ICE:  Certainly.

B GREAT WATER:  Of all the places to stay, why did we choose this one?

B GREAT FIRE:  Because they have an N64 hooked up to these TV's!

A GREAT ICE:  Although I'm the only one here that can actually HOLD the controller.

He inserts in Paper Mario and starts to play.

A GREAT ICE:  Darn...this Chuck Quizmo is way too good for me...

A GREAT FIRE:  Can you go to Lava Lava Island now?

B GREAT WATER:  How about we play Donkey Kong instead?

A RAIN:  Or maybe Kirby 64?

B GREAT FIRE:  Super Mario 64!

VOICE:  Neither of them.

Axem Great Water steps in.

A GREAT WATER:  Work first and play later.  We must now hold a meeting.

EVERYONE ELSE:  Aw...

They turn off the N64 and sit on two beds...except the Great Fire, who would burn the beds if they touched them.

B GREAT FIRE:  Hey bro, you're wetting the bed.

Everyone other than Axem Great Water laughs.

A GREAT WATER:  Anyway, let me inform you on what has been happening.  The Tournament of Heroes is being held a few blocks away, with Axem Fast as the host.

A GREAT FIRE:  Well that's a giveaway.

A GREAT WATER:  Quiet, brother.

A GREAT FIRE:  Yes, sir.

A GREAT WATER:  The fights are taking a break for the night and will be back at 9 o' clock tomorrow morning.

He gets up and paces around.

A GREAT WATER:  At noon tomorrow, we will put our plan into play.  The plan is...

Axem Great Water whispers the plan to everyone.

A GREAT FIRE:  Ah, perfect!

A GREAT ICE:  This is your best plan yet!

B GREAT FIRE:  That plan may be hotter than me!

B GREAT WATER:  And it's as cool as water.

A RAIN:  I bet I'm cooler though.

B GREAT WATER:  Wanna bet?!

A RAIN:  Alright, how about tomorrow's paycheck!

A GREAT ICE:  You'd both lose.  I'm coolest!

A GREAT WATER:  Stop it, all of you!

They all stop.

A GREAT FIRE:  It's because there's no contest.  HE'S the coolest...

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At the Contestant's Hotel...


Moonlight sits quietly in her room thinking.

MOONLIGHT:  (thinking) Think, think, think...wait, what was I thinking about?

JKI walks in.

JKI:  Hey Moonlight?  Ready for our match tomorrow?

MOONLIGHT:  Um...yeah.

JKI leaves.

MOONLIGHT:  Oh yes, I was thinking on how to beat JKI.

Moonlight lies down.

MOONLIGHT:  Hey...that's it!

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At the hotel lobby...


ILLUSION:  (thinking) JK Acid is my opponent tomorrow...I bet he has as much evasion as I do, so I better stick with spells and not strength.

Strife comes down an elevator.

STRIFE:  Hey, Illusion!  You should see the view of the stadium from my room!

ILLUSION:  Not now.  I must plan out my battle for tomorrow, like you should.

STRIFE:  I see...but what would work against Magnum?  He's indestructable!

ILLUSION:  No he isn't.  I'll give you some advice on how to beat him.  The greatest weakness in power is the power itself.

STRIFE:...What?

ILLUSION:  Oh forget it.

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The next morning...


Our twelve fighters are walking back to the stadium.

TETRA:  Did he have to schedule to come back at 9?  I mean, I'm missing Jackie Chan as we speak!

A ACID:...Right...

Midnight Blue glares at JKI.

MIDNIGHT BLUE:  Another one for my "To Kill List."

JKI:  *Gulp*

JK ACID:  Let's hurry up!  We're almost late!

They all run to the stadium, leaving clouds of dust behind.

However, Magnum can't move that fast.

MAGNUM:  Luckily, I'm in the second fight...

END OF EPISODE EIGHT

AUTHOR'S NOTE:  I made this episode shorter than the others since there's no fighting.
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