| Episode Six |
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| Assault of the Megamonster |
| On the last episode Axems Snow and Magnum fought in only the fourth battle of the tournament. To put a long story short, Magnum just won. That easily put. -------------------------------------------------- Magnum looks over the KO�ed Snow. MAGNUM: You were never a match for me. Just a short stop on my way to humiliating Midnight Blue in the finals. Jamey throws a Life Shroom at Snow. It hovers above him and restores 10 HP. SNOW: Ull�someone get the license plate number� JAMEY: The winner of this battle is Axem Magnum! He will fight Axem Strife tomorrow! AUDIENCE: Yay. Snow walks back to the Contestant�s Building and Magnum rolls behind him. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Contestant�s Building� MIDNIGHT BLUE: I knew Snow would lose. He always loses. JKI: But didn�t he be- EVERYONE ELSE: SHH! ELITE: Don�t provoke him! MOONLIGHT: Only bad things happen when he�s angry� JK ACID: But didn�t he discover the Heart Block in this room by blowing up that wall? STRIFE: Hey, you�re right� AXEM ACID: ...Whatever� Snow and Magnum walk in. Immediately, Midnight Blue jumps in front of Snow. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Loser! Loser, loser, loser! SNOW: I can beat you� MIDNIGHT BLUE: But you lost! Loser! Snow and Magnum hit the Heart Block and restore their HP. AXEM SNOW: 600/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 700/700 COBALT: Who fights next? JKI: It�s my turn, but who am I fighting? MIDNIGHT BLUE: The one and only me! MWAHAHA! JKI: (thinking) Good. I�ve wanted some payback since last time� NOTE: In the last Battle Royal, Midnight Blue painfully KO�ed JKI. ILLUSION: Best of luck, you two. MIDNIGHT BLUE: I don�t need luck! JKI always falls to my hands! MAGNUM: If you don�t win here, I can�t humiliate you in the finals. For the first time, I encourage you to win! TETRA: Well isn�t that another one of those vaguely disturbing things. NOTE: Tetra just said my favorite line. Expect it to show up later on :) Midnight Blue and JKI walk out to the arena. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the arena� JAMEY: Let�s see�it�s 10:00 PM. If Midnight Blue stalls for an hour, he will be able to use his invisibility trick. Jamey and the Audience spot Midnight Blue and JKI walking to the arena. AUDIENCE: Yay. JAMEY: Our next battle is about to commence! Axem Midnight Blue vs. JKI! AUDIENCE: We already know that! The two fighters walk to opposite sides of the ring. JAMEY: Ready�FIGHT! -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. JKI: 700/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 1600/1600 JKI starts by throwing a Magic Sphere. MIDNIGHT BLUE throws Dark Sphere. They collide in the center of the ring, causing an explosion. AUDIENCE: Boom! The explosion catches both the fights. Midnight Blue loses 100 HP and JKI loses 50 HP. JKI: 650/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 1500/1600 The smoke clears from the explosion and we see JKI used a Magic Shield, reducing the damage he took. JKI turns it off and shoots his Eye Lasers. Midnight Blue blocks with his axe and charges toward JKI. JKI levitates above the arena and shoots an Indigo Beam. Midnight Blue dodges. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Time for a repeat of the last Battle Royal! JKI: No, it can�t be! Midnight Blue charges up his ultimate attack, the Midnight Blue Whirl. It has the capability of dealing 9999 damage. JKI: No! JKI shoots his Indigo Laser at Midnight Blue. It hits, but Midnight blue keeps charging. He lost 150 HP. JKI: 650/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 1350/1600 JKI: I must stop him! Wait, I know! JKI uses Hypnosis. It�s hypnotic waves entrance Midnight Blue for 30 seconds. JKI commands Midnight Blue to stop charging and to lie down on the ground. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Huh? What happened? JKI swoops down towards Midnight Blue for a Rapier Slash. MIDNIGHT BLUE: AAH! Black Lightning! A black lightning bolt falls from the sky, hitting JKI in midair. JKI: Oof! JKI loses 200 HP. JKI: 450/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 1350/1600 MIDNIGHT BLUE: Mwahaha! Such a rush of energy! You can really put up a fairly good fight! JKI: Only �fairly good?� Darn. JKI uses a Flamebolt. A blast of fire rushes from his hands. AUDIENCE: Doesn�t that burn his hands? Midnight Blue quickly dodges and launches three Dark Spheres. JKI blocks them all with his axe and flies toward Midnight Blue. Midnight Blue rushes towards JKI. MIDNIGHT BLUE: You�re grounded! Midnight Blue jumps on JKI�s back. JKI: Sheesh! You�re heavy! JKI can�t support both their weight and slowly descends. Midnight Blue shoots a Dark Sphere at JKI before jumping off. JKI loses 100 HP. JKI: 350/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 1350/1600 JKI flies up. MIDNIGHT BLUE: (thinking) I have this fight in bag. I already have a 1000 HP lead on him! Midnight Blue uses Black Lightning. JKI flies out of the way and swoops down at Midnight Blue. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Time for a Midnight Blue Beam! Midnight Blue begins to power up his attack, which is like the Geno Beam, but stronger. JKI: Uh oh. JKI uses an Indigo Tornado on the field. The force of the attack picks Midnight Blue off the stadium and into the air. Midnight Blue stops charging as he spins around helplessly. AUDIENCE: Why don�t merry-go-rounds go that fast? The tornado dies down and Midnight Blue falls face flat on the ring. He loses 250 HP. JKI: 350/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 1100/1600 MIDNIGHT BLUE: Shoot! JKI: OK! JKI begins to shoot his Eye Lasers, Magic Spheres, and Indigo Lasers at Midnight Blue. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Why do I put these ideas in his head?! Midnight blue starts to block and dodge, but JKI keeps firing. JKI finally hits home with an Indigo Laser and Magic Sphere. Midnight Blue loses 250 HP. JKI: 350/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 850/1600 MIDNIGHT BLUE: You cheated. JKI: How? Midnight Blue thinks for a second. MIDNIGHT BLUE: You cheated. JKI: � Midnight Blue runs forward at his maximum speed and grabs JKI by the neck. JKI: Ack! MIDNIGHT BLUE: Hah! I think you�ve forgotten one major thing about this fight! JKI struggles to break free, but can�t. MIDNIGHT BLUE: It�s almost midnight! JKI uses his super Jr. Koopa vision to look at Jamey�s watch. It reads 11:55. MIDNIGHT BLUE: My new objective is to stall until then! At that time, you�ll be a goner! JKI: (thinking) Just my luck. Now I�m racing against the clock. I gotta let these last five minutes count! MIDNIGHT BLUE: You better let these last five minutes count! JKI: �Whoa. JKI uses his mind to life Midnight Blue and himself into the air. MIDNIGHT BLUE: ? JKI slams his back down into the arena, at the same time hitting Midnight Blue. Midnight Blue lets go and loses 50 HP. JKI: 350/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 800/1600 JKI: Here I go! I�m going to risk attacking for the rest of this battle! JKI throws his axe at Midnight Blue, who�s dazed from his drop. It slashes him and he loses 100 HP. JKI: 350/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 700/1600 JKI swoops down to retrieve his axe and slash Midnight Blue twice. He loses another 200 HP. JKI: 350/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 500/1600 Midnight Blue recovers from his dazed state. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Back off! He fires a Dark Sphere at JKI. It hits hard and JKI flies back. JKI loses 100 HP. JKI: 250/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 500/1600 JKI: It�s risky, but I�m my only choice! JKI takes a midair stance as if he�s powering up an attack. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Now what could this be�Oh well. He only has about a minute to defeat me! All I have to do is stall and that attack won�t matter! But then again, it doesn�t mean I can�t hurt him� Midnight Blue shoots a Dark Sphere at JKI. JKI can�t move while he�s charging and takes 100 damage. JKI: 150/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 500/1600 JKI: (thinking) Come on! All I need to do is hold on a little longer! Midnight Blue chucks another Dark Sphere at JKI. JKI loses another 100 HP. JKI: 50/700 AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE: 500/1600 MIDNIGHT BLUE: (thinking) Wow, one more Dark Sphere and I win. I guess I won�t be turning invisible then� Midnight Blue chucks his final Dark Sphere. It flies toward JKI. JKI: That should be enough time! INDIGO BLAST! JKI shoots an enormous beam of energy at Midnight Blue, vaporizing his Dark Sphere on the way. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Uh oh� The energy is too much to dodge. Midnight Blue has no where to run. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Aw, nuts. He takes the full on Indigo Blast. Midnight Blue loses the rest of his HP. JKI: 50/700 MIDNIGHT BLUE: 0/1600 At that exact second, it became midnight. If JKI had started a second later, he would�ve been KO�d. JKI: All right! I won! JAMEY: That�s right! This battle goes to JKI! Jamey throws a Life Shroom to restore Midnight Blue. MIDNIGHT BLUE: 10/1600 Midnight Blue struggles to get up. MIDNIGHT BLUE: C�curse you, Jr. Koopa Indigo! JKI runs back to the Contestant�s Building. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Get back here�coward! He stumbles back to the Contestant�s Building and is greeted first by Axem Snow. Snow grins. SNOW: Loser! END OF EPISODE SIX |