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| Episode Five |
| Magnum, the Mobile Fortress |
| On the last episode, Bob-omb Tetra and Axem Strife fought in what was the third battle of the tournament. Using his elemental powers, Tetra used Dark Spheres, Water Waves, and Wind Walls, but Strife was the victor. The audience will is growing impatient, and the next battle is Axem Magnum vs. Axem Snow! -------------------------------------------------- Jamey throws a Life Shroom at the unconscious Tetra. It floats above him and restores 10 HP. Tetra is revived. TETRA: Ull� JAMEY: The winner of this battle is Axem Strife! Strife helps Tetra up, since he doesn�t have any arms. STRIFE: You almost had me there! TETRA: Yeah. Almost, but not quite. They walk back to the Contestant�s Building -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Contestant�s Building� SNOW: Well, I�m up next! Here goes nothing! MAGNUM: Yeah, you better hope so, �cause I�m gonna run you down! MIDNIGHT BLUE: SNOW! I SHOULD FIGHT HIM, NOT YOU! JK ACID: Cool it, MB. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Don�t tell me what to do! COBALT: What ever happened to that apple we put in his mouth� MOONLIGHT: He ate it. Strife and Tetra enter the room. They hit the Heart Block, restoring their HP. BOB-OMB TETRA: 550/550 AXEM STRIFE: 500/500 ELITE: Nice style, Strife. STRIFE: Thanks. TETRA: I would have won if it wasn�t for you elemental resistance against water� AXEM ACID: � Snow and Magnum walk out to the arena. MIDNIGHT BLUE: I don�t care who wins this battle. They�re both my sworn enemies! -------------------------------------------------- Back at the arena� Snow walks next to Magnum, who �evilly� rolls on his wheels. JAMEY: Let�s start our next battle! Axem Snow vs. Axem Magnum! AUDIENCE: Boo! Jamey thinks for a second. JAMEY: Let�s start our next battle! Axem Magnum vs. Axem Snow! AUDIENCE: Yay. SNOW: How come his name first? Jamey shrugs. Snow and Magnum (That�s the proper order) walk to opposite sides of the ring, ready to strike. KEVER: Read�FIGHT! SNOW and MAGNUM: Huh? JAMEY: That�s my job! Security! Security guards jump from everywhere and tackle Kever to the ground. JAMEY: Now to really start it! Ready�FIGHT! -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. AXEM SNOW: 600/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 700/700 MAGNUM: Full speed ahead! Magnum charges at snow at his maximum speed�of 15 MPH. SNOW: � Snow runs up and slashes Magnum with his axe. He loses 20 HP. AXEM SNOW: 600/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 680/700 SNOW: You�re kidding me! My upgraded axe can only do THAT to you? MAGNUM: Yup. The only one with stronger defense is Titanium. But defense isn�t my strongest point� Magnum shoots a Bullet out of his mouth at super speed. MAGNUM: �it�s my strength! Snow doesn�t have enough time to dodge and he loses 90 HP. AXEM SNOW: 510/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 680/700 SNOW: OW! That doesn�t tickle! Snow uses a Freeze Frame. His eyes glow towards Magnum, paralyzing him at that very moment. Snow uses a Blizzard attack on Magnum. Magnum loses 200 HP. AXEM SNOW: 510/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 480/700 Magnum regains motion and fires Bullets at Snow. Snow barely dodges all of them. MAGNUM: You can�t dodge forever! One of these has to hit! Magnum keeps firing Bullets. Snow keeps dodging and pelts Magnum with a Snowball. MAGNUM: Ack! Magnum loses 25 HP. AXEM SNOW: 510/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 455/700 Snow blows a cold gust of wind at Magnum called the Wind Chill. It has no effect. MAGNUM: I�m a tank! I never feel hot or cold! Magnum fires a Fire Bullet out of his mouth. It hits Snow in the stomach and he loses 300 HP, due to his weakness to fire. AXEM SNOW: 210/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 455/700 SNOW: Ow, ow, ow! The fire bullet burned a hole clear through Snow. SNOW: That was not cool! Snow chuckles a little, but Magnum doesn�t appreciate humor. He shoots a Bullet at Snow. Snow barely dodges. SNOW: Hey! I�m still talking! MAGNUM: Well stop! SNOW: Fine, fine. Snow materializes snow out of his hands and packs it to cover his wounds. SNOW: Good as new. Magnum fires another bullet at Snow�s stomach and he loses 90 HP. AXEM SNOW: 120/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 455/700 Snow�s snow falls out of place, revealing his hole again. SNOW: Man�I hope this thing isn�t permanent�Wait, I�ll reform it naturally! Snow lifts his arms in the air. SNOW: Snow Spray! A giant snow storm covers the stadium area. AUDIENCE: First water, now snow! Nature sucks! They and Jamey put on as many layers of clothes as possible. Meanwhile, the pit in Snow�s stomach reforms from the Snow Spray. SNOW: And that�s just the beginning! Snow regains 20 HP while Magnum loses 20 HP. AXEM SNOW: 140/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 435/700 SNOW: This beautiful blizzard restores me and hurts you! Cool, huh? MAGNUM: Do you strive to be stupid or does it come naturally? Magnum fires a barrage of Bullets. Snow melts into the snow storm and dodges. SNOW: And now I can make myself invisible! So now you�re a sitting duck! Snow appears behind Magnum and slashes him. Snow regains 20 HP and Magnum loses 40 HP. AXEM SNOW: 160/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 395/700 MAGNUM: You�re cheating! You�re controlling things around you! Fast, dressed in Eskimo clothing, stands. FAST: Axem Fast sees you have a point, but Axem Fast does not see this as cheating. MAGNUM: Grr�must I do everything myself?! Magnum shoots Bullets in all directions in hopes of hitting Snow. MAGNUM: Come out you stupid chunk of powder! SNOW: Powder?! How dare you! Magnum shoots a Bullet where Snow�s voice came from. It hits Snow and he loses 90 HP. AXEM SNOW: 70/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 395/700 SNOW: (thinking) No! My best attack�he broke through it! One more Bullet will knock me out as well! Magnum fires a barrage of Bullets. Snow barely dodges them and uses a Freeze Frame. Magnum is now paralyzed for 30 seconds. Snow uses this time to power up and hit HIMSELF with a Blizzard. Snow regains 200 HP. AXEM SNOW: 270/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 395/700 Magnum shoots steam out of his tank-like body. MAGNUM: Grr�you�re not stopping me on the road to GLORY! AUDIENCE: Man, yet another Dragon Ball Z reference! Magnum shoots a barrage of Bullets. Snow manages to dodge all but one. He loses 90 HP. AXEM SNOW: 180/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 395/700 Snow blows a Blizzard attack at Magnum and he loses 200 HP. AXEM SNOW: 180/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 195/700 MAGNUM: With so little HP left, I can now use one of my favorite attacks! Magnum spits a small, yellow Bob-omb out of his mouth. It lands on the arena in front of him. SNOW: Whoa! TETRA: Hey! That�s my second cousin! Magnum shoots two more Bob-ombs out. MAGNUM: My Bob-omb Minions! Destroy Snow! SNOW: Yipe! Snow slices one with his axe. He jumps back before it explodes. Magnum spits another one out and it charges at Snow. MAGNUM: I can keep three at a time, Snow! You�re far outnumbered! SNOW: Decoy duty! Snow quickly builds a snowman that�s an exact replica of Snow. The Bob-ombs blow up on the Snowman instead of Snow. AUDIENCE: I think we�ve seen that on Kirby 64. NOTE: In Kirby 64, there is a power that turns Kirby into a Snowman Bomb. MAGNUM: (thinking) Hmm�if I use the minions again, he will use another Snowman. So� Magnum shoots a Fire Bullet out of his mouth. SNOW: Whoa! (Hey! That rhymes!) Snow barely dodges. Magnum shoots a barrage of Fire Bullets. Snow blows them back with a Wind Chill. MAGNUM: Uh oh� Magnum shoots Ice Bullets at each Fire Bullet. The bullets slam into each other, causing them to counteract. SNOW: Darn. If that worked, I could have won. MAGNUM: And now you will lose. Magnum shoots another barrage of Fire bullets at Snow. Snow dodges all but one. He loses 300 HP, and Snow falls to the ground, KO�ed. AXEM SNOW: 0/600 AXEM MAGNUM: 195/700 MAGNUM: You were never a match for me. END OF EPISODE FIVE |