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| Episode Two |
| Illusion Confusion |
| On the last episode, Axems Cobalt, Midnight Blue, Magnum, Illusion, Strife, moonlight, Elite, Snow, and Acid with JKI, JK Acid, and Bob-omb Tetra signed up for the adult division of the Tournament of Heroes. After a large dinner, their turn order was decided, and first off is Axem Illusion vs. Axem Elite. Who will emerge victorious? Stay tuned and find out. -------------------------------------------------- As Illusion and Elite walk to the levitating arena, Jamey pulls out a cordless microphone out of his pocket. JAMEY: It�s time to start the Tournament of Heroes! This is where the REAL battles are held, and not those wussy chicken fights we call the junior division. AUDIENCE: Yay. JAMEY: Our first battle is Axem Illusion vs. Axem Elite! Illusion and Elite walk to opposite sides of the arena and stare at each other in a striking position. JAMEY: May the stronger, cleverer warrior win. Ready�FIGHT! -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. AXEM ILLUSION: 650/650 AXEM ELITE: 700/700 ELITE: Charge! Elite charges at Illusion. ILLUSION: Let me show you how it�s done! Illusion charges at Elite at super speed and disappears. Elite stops charging. ELITE: Great. How do I beat the power of illusions? Illusion slashes Elite from behind and loses 50 HP. AXEM ILLUSION: 650/650 AXEM ELITE: 650/700 Illusion becomes visible again. Elite slashes at Illusion furiously. Illusion shoots a Lightning Bolt at Elite. ELITE: WHOA! Elite barely dodges and shoots an Elite Laser at Illusion. Illusion takes the hit and loses 100 HP, and his defense points drop. AXEM ILLUSION: 550/650 AXEM ELITE: 650/700 Illusion jumps back. ILLUSION: (thinking) No! My weak point is even more vulnerable than before, my defense! Elite�s axe starts to glow, preparing an Elite Slash. Illusion creates a Windstorm using the wings on his back. Elite jumps up and slashes Illusion while coming down. Illusion loses 80 HP. AXEM ILLUSION: 470/650 AXEM ELITE: 650/700 Elite slashes at Illusion twice more. Illusion blocks both with his axe. Illusion starts his Mind Numb attack. His eyes dilate and glare at Elite. ELITE: What the heck is this?� Elite feels a sharp pain in his head. ELITE: Ack! He drops to the ground in pain. ELITE: AHHH! The pain stops and Elite lost 150 HP. AXEM ILLUSION: 470/650 AXEM ELITE: 500/700 ILLUSION: Give it up, Axem Elite, or suffer once more. ELITE: Maybe I should. ILLUSION: Really? ELITE: No. Elite fires an Elite Laser at Illusion. Illusion dodges. The laser hits the windows of the Contestant�s Building. The windows simply withstand the attack. JAMEY: Hah! Those windows work like a charm! Illusion uses a Mind Control attack, and is now in control of Elite. Elite slashes himself twice and loses 100 HP. AXEM ILLUSION: 470/650 AXEM ELITE: 400/700 Elite is free of Illusion�s control and slashes at Illusion repeatedly. Illusion blocks with his axe. ILLUSION: (thinking) Must keep blocking! Elite trips Illusion with his leg and Illusion falls on his back. Elite slashes Illusion three times and Illusion loses 240 HP. AXEM ILLUSION: 230/650 AXEM ELITE: 400/700 ILLUSION: From the makers of Shock Tarts! Illusion hits Elite with a Lightning attack and he loses 100 HP. AXEM ILLUSION: 230/650 AXEM ELITE: 300/700 Illusion gets up and starts to wave his arms at Elite ILLUSION: It�s time I showed you why I am Axem Illusion! ELITE: What the-? Everything around Elite turns white. Suddenly, a kitchen appears around him. ELITE:�Breakfast? Elite looks outside a window and sees railroad tracks. Above him is a jet plane, and rather unusually, the Olympic torch runner is seen a few yards away, running towards Elite. Elite sniffs the air. ELITE: That smells like gas�A GAS LEAK! Elite runs out to stop the Olympic torch, for if it reaches the gas, it will make a huge fire. ELITE: Wait! No! Stop! The Olympic torch runner pays no attention. Suddenly, a train rushes on the railroad tracks. The train hits a penny on the tracks and changes direction toward the kitchen. Also at the same time, one of the jet�s engines fail and is going to crash into the kitchen. ELITE: HOLY CATS! Elite attempts to run, but his legs are being weighed down by a 20-ton block of metal cuffed to his ankle. ELITE: Wait! This is all an illusion! None of this is real! Illusion can�t possibly hurt me like this! The plane, train and runner crash into the kitchen at the same time, creating a huge fireball. The fireball reaches Elite. ELITE:�I can feel the heat! This isn�t right! Elite is on fire. ELITE: AHH! Duck and cover! The illusion stops and Elite lost 275 HP. AXEM ILLUSION: 230/650 AXEM ELITE: 25/700 Illusion laughs like crazy. ILLUSION: You looked like a mad man! You were running around the arena talking about fires! ELITE: Shut up! ILLUSION: Make me! ELITE: Fine! ILLUSION: Fine! Elite charges at Illusion firing Elite Lasers. Illusion dodges and prepares one last attack. ILLUSION: With so little HP, a simple Mind Numb will destroy you! Illusions� eyes glare at Elite. ELITE: Must�get it ready� Elite stands his ground. ILLUSION: Mind Numb Attack! ELITE: Elite Shield! A powerful force field appears around Elite, preventing the Mind Numb from damaging him. They both stop their abilities at the same time. ELITE: That made you shut up. ILLUSION: Gr� Illusion creates another Windstorm. Elite hits Illusion with another Elite Laser before Illusion can. Illusion loses 110 HP and a few more defense points. AXEM ILLUSION: 120/650 AXEM ELITE: 25/700 ELITE: One more and you�re finished! ILLUSION: Any of my attacks can destroy you too! Elite fires another Elite Laser. Illusion jumps out of the way and starts another Illusion around Elite. ELITE: (thinking) Uh oh, I�m finished if I get hurt in this. Better be careful. Elite is in the illusion of a beautiful field of flowers. ELITE:�The heck?! I better be on my guard though. A few yards away, Elite sees three of the most beautiful women in the world. You can fill in how they look WOMEN: (shyly) Hello, Elite� They start to giggle softly. ELITE: Man, Illusion. You�re a sick-o. An irresistible, gentle voice starts to fill Elite�s head. VOICE: Run to them�you can�t resist them. ELITE: No! Not the Mind Control! Elite fights, but gives in. Elite smiles a senseless grin, then looks at the women, who are still giggling. ELITE: Forget about a bunch of beautiful flowers! What�s better than a bunch of beautiful girls! NOTE: If you haven�t noticed, I�ve been mixing the elements of Harry Potter and Pok�mon. Elite starts to run to them slowly. All the girls seem to do is giggle. ELITE: Here I come, ladies! WHOA! At that precise moment, Elite stepped into a deep hole. ELITE: NOOO! This isn�t a dream! It�s a nightmare! The illusion stops and Elite falls face flat, outside of the ring. A mixture of laughter and applause erupts from the audience. AUDIENCE: Yay. Ha. JAMEY: And the winner is Axem Illusion! Elite gets up and brushes the dirt off him. ILLUSION: Sorry about that Elite, but you must admit, using Mind Control and Create Illusion was pretty sneaky. ELITE: Yeah sure. But I�m okay. I just have one favor to ask you. ILLUSION: What? ELITE: Give me that same illusion. They start to laugh as they enter the Contestant�s Building. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Contestant�s Building� TETRA: Acid and Acid, you two are up next. A ACID and JK ACID: Yup. JKI: This will be the most sickening battle I will ever see. MOONLIGHT: No kidding. Illusion and Elite walk in. ILLUSION: I�m assuming we know who�s up next. A ACID and JK ACID: Yup. Both acids walk through the metal doorway to the arena. STRIFE: Yuck. Do we really have to watch this? SNOW: Of course we do. We might learn something. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Shut up, Snow. Midnight Blue is still mad at Snow for beating him twice before. MAGNUM: YOU shut up! Strife takes out two apples and two sets of chains. STRIFE: How convenient. The rest of the fighters work together to tie both of them up and pop an apple in each of their mouths. END OF EPISODE TWO |