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| Episode Three |
| Beware of Toxic Waste |
| On the last episode, the tournament started in the first battle between Axem Illusion and Axem Elite! Illusion and Elite showed their destructive powers, against each other, but Illusion�s were stronger. The next battle of the tournament is about to begin: Axem Acid vs. JK Acid. Who will win the world�s most intoxicated battle? -------------------------------------------------- Jamey stands alone next to the levitating arena, looking at the stars. JAMEY: It�s the first day of the tournament, and I�m up late in the night, playing referee... Jamey grins. JAMEY: There is a god. Finally, he sees both Axem Acid and JK Acid walking toward the stadium. He whips out his cordless microphone. JAMEY: And here comes our next pair of fighters! Axem Acid vs. JK Acid! AUDIENCE: Hurray. Both Acids walk to opposite sides of the ring, getting ready to strike. JAMEY: Remember, no whining, eye poking, or hitting directly below the belt. AUDIENCE: Ha. JAMEY: Ready�FIGHT! -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. JK ACID: 300/300 AXEM ACID: 350/350 JK Acid starts by withdrawing into his shell and using a Shell Toss. A Acid changes his sludge like shape into a tunnel beneath him to avoid it. JK Acid pops out of his shell. JK ACID: Hehehe�what you don�t know will hurt you! A ACID: ? NOTE: Axem Acid doesn�t talk that much. The chunk of arena A Acid is standing on gives in under him, hitting the ground. JK ACID: Acid simply burns through the cheap material this ring is made of! JAMEY: Hey! Don�t tell me anything that I buy is cheap! JK ACID: Whatever. Anyway, my opponent is out of the ring, so therefore, I win! FAST: Axem Fast launches a protest! The audience turns their attention to Axem Fast. FAST: Axem Fast says, �Axem Acid is still standing on the arena!� It is true. A Acid is still standing on the chunk of arena that was taken out. FAST: Axem Fast wants this battle to resume NOW. JAMEY: You heard the axem! Resume battle! -------------------------------------------------- The battle resumes. JK ACID: 300/300 AXEM ACID: 350/350 A Acid uses Gaia. A large slab of acid blasts out of him. AUDIENCE: Yuck. JK Acid stands still and lets him get covered. JK ACID: Out of all the fighters I know, the last one I�d expect to not know acid absorbs acid. A ACID: � A Acid charges with his axe raised. JK Acid uses his shell toss. A Acid starts his Acid Axe, Doubling the attack of his axe for a turn, though it is still weak. A ACID: Taste Acid! JK ACID: Huh? A Acid slashes the surprised JK Acid and he loses 70 HP, because he has low defense. JK ACID: 230/300 AXEM ACID: 350/350 JK ACID: You finally break your streak of silence. A ACID: You heard me talk before. Anyway, I always say, �Taste Acid!� while using Acid Axe. Why...I don't know... JK ACID: Yeah�right. JK Acid starts by using a poison gas attack. A cloud of gas rushes toward A Acid. A ACID: (thinking) What is he doing?! He knows poison absorbs poison! I guess only time will tell. JK Acid blows fire out of his mouth too. The gas and fire mix to make a wave of fire. A Acid fails to dodge and loses 125 HP. JK ACID: 230/300 AXEM ACID: 225/350 JK ACID: I just learned something about myself: I�m hot! JK Acid laughs uncontrollably. A ACID: � JK Acid stops and starts another Hot Poison attack. A Acid runs up to JK ACID preparing to strike with his axe. JK Acid stops his Hot Poison to withdraw in his shell. He starts to spin towards A Acid for a Shell Toss. A Acid stops and shoots a yellow beam of light out of his mouth. It hits JK Acid, but doesn�t do any damage. JAMEY: What�s this? Did Axem Acid�s attack fail? JK Acid slams into A Acid and he loses 95 HP. JK ACID: 230/300 AXEM ACID: 130/350 JK Acid pops out of his shell. JK ACID: Did you attack me earlier? �Cause I didn�t feel a thing. A ACID: I attacked. JK Acid loses 50 HP. JK ACID: 180/300 AXEM ACID: 130/350 JK ACID: NO! What happened! A ACID: It�s called Venom. You will lose 50 HP for every attack you hit me with. JK ACID: No fair! You cheated! A ACID: Did not. JK ACID: Did too! JAMEY: I see where this is going to, so stop before anything happens. A Acid charges and starts an Acid Axe. JK Acid gets ready to dodge. A ACID: Taste Acid! A Acid slashes, but misses. JK ACID: I�m mainly a puddle of acid, what do you expect? A Acid slashes again, but this time, he hits. JK ACID: Arg! He loses 75 HP. JK ACID: 105/300 AXEM ACID: 130/350 JK ACID: Grr�if you keep doing that, you�ll win. If I attack you a lot, I�ll lose. A ACID: Yup. That�s my strategy. JAMEY: Hey! It�s kinda of like a trick I heard! Where one person flips a coin and they say, �Heads I win, tails you lose!� You can�t win! JK ACID: Then I�m a hopeless wreck. A ACID: Not necessarily. JK ACID: Huh? A ACID: A fight has a lot to do with the strategies and the power, but you must know it�s also about believing in yourself. If you don�t believe in your ability to win, you�ll never have a goal to achieve. So you might as well stop your groping and start believing! JAMEY: Wow�how inspiring. JK ACID: What? I wasn�t listening. A ACID: � JK Acid charges at A Acid. A Acid jumps up and gets ready to come down while slashing. JK Acid blasts a blob of sludge at A Acid. A Acid regains 75 HP, and JK Acid loses 50 HP due to Venom. JK ACID: 55/300 AXEM ACID: 205/350 But because of that attack, A Acid is stuck in a blob of sludge. AUDIENCE: Yucky� It falls down on the arena, with A Acid still trapped inside. JK ACID: Yes! It worked! JK Acid picks up the blob and throws it on the ground next to the ring, then dematerializes the blob. A Acid drops down and touches down, outside of the ring. JAMEY: There you have it folks! The battle is over, and the winner is JK ACID! JK ACID: Thank you, thank you! A ACID:�Good job, my fellow intoxicating warrior. I hope you win your next battle. JK ACID: Yeah, thanks! They stick out their hands for a high five, and splash acid everywhere. AUDIENCE: AHH! Paramedics rush through the audience, grabbing everyone who was hit by acid. JK ACID and A ACID:� AUDIENCE: What!? You�re killing us all! JK ACID: Don�t blame us! Blame�Jamey! JAMEY: Huh? Almost instantly, a shower of plastic Coke bottles fly towards Jamey. END OF EPISODE THREE AUTHOR�S NOTE: I didn�t really enjoy writing this episode. I thought it would be cool for one acid warrior to go against another, but there were way too many disadvantages. For one, most of their attacks wouldn�t work. Acid absorbs acid! Second, both of these warriors have amazing dodging skills, so I had to cut down on that. Lastly, none of them have good physical strength, so I had to kick someone out of the ring. If it wasn�t for these mistakes I made, I would�ve written much more. |