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| Episode Ten |
| The Parting of the Ways |
| On the last episode, the shocking conclusion to the final match was decided, with Cobalt counting cups of sugar, and Titanium eating a turkey sandwich. After that, a surprise m�l�e was placed on our fighters: A Battle Royal! One by one, our warriors fell, with Axem Snow the victor. What does Snow win? Is this really the end? Find out on today�s episode! -------------------------------------------------- SNOW: Finally. The respect I deserve. Snow has just won the Battle Royal. The audience rises as one to burst with applause. JAMEY: The battle is over! The winner is Axem Snow! Jamey throws a Life Shroom at Cobalt, thus restoring her. COBALT: Mmm�Life Shroom�Oh wait, I�ve been eliminated. Cobalt walks back to the Contestant�s Building. SNOW: So what�d I win? It�d better not be something invisible� JAMEY: Chill out, Snow. President Fast presents it. SNOW: (thinking) Chill�out? Fast zooms down to the arena in about a second, since he stopped on the way to get a hot dog. He extends his free arm to Snow with a small purple box. FAST: Axem Fast presents you with your prize. Fast takes a large bite of hit hot dog and places the box in Snow�s hands. SNOW:�I won a box? FAST: Axem Fast says, �No you idiot! It�s inside the box!� SNOW: Well�I�ll open it later. Snow walks back to the Contestant�s Building. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Contestant�s Building� COBALT: Well�He got his revenge on me. MIDNIGHT BLUE: I didn�t get mine on him! Midnight Blue blasts the roof with a Dark Sphere. JKI: Do you want us to tie you up again? Midnight Blue thinks. MIDNIGHT BLUE: I�ll be good� STRIFE: Well, if you aren�t, I brought some more heavy-duty ropes! TITANIUM: What fun� Snow walks in. TITANIUM: So what�d you win? Money? Food? I hope it�s food! SNOW: I don�t know. It�s in this box. Snow shows the small purple box he got. TITANIUM: I bet its food. COBALT: I bet it�s a book. JKI: Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards, duh! SNOW: Axe polish. EVERYONE: Huh? SNOW: It�s Axe Polish! High quality too! Snow quickly polishes his axe. He uses the whole box and looks at his reflection. SNOW: Great! ALL OF SNOW�S AXE ATTACKS INCREASE BY 10 POINTS! -------------------------------------------------- Back at the arena� JAMEY: Our tournament now comes to a close. Have a safe journey home by not drinking and driving, knowing what you take before you take it, and avoiding any stray dinosaurs. Jamey has officially confused the audience. JAMEY: Just go away! We are closed! The audience gets up and leaves. Our six fighters meet outside the Contestant�s Building. STRIFE: Looks like we gotta go too. TITANIUM: But where? JKI: Well�I�m going to find another tournament. My amazing skills will go to waste if I don�t use them! JKI uses his power to levitate. JKI: Bye everyone! Everyone waves at him, except Midnight Blue, who just grunts. JKI flies off to the horizon. COBALT: I�m going to the first book store I see. I gotta find Harry Potter five! STRIFE: But wasn�t your plane trashed? COBALT: Plane? NOTE: Cobalt does not admit she crashed her plane back in episode one. COBALT: Well�bye for now! Cobalt walks to a bus stop. STRIFE: I must try and find Bowser. He�s my father in a way, and I wanna see if he�s alright. Strife thinks for a second about the direction Bowser flew in, and looks in the direction. STRIFE: Bye! Strife dashes off in the direction where Bowser flew off. VOICE: There he is. Titanium, Midnight Blue, and Snow turn to where the voice came from. It was none other than Axem Blue. MIDNIGHT BLUE: NO!!! NOT NOW! BLUE: It is time for you to return. Midnight Blue tries to run away, but Titanium and Snow grab him tightly. TITANIUM: We could use Strife with the ropes right now! Blue holds the Chakra Stone above his head. It shoots a beam of light at Midnight Blue. Midnight Blue is being sucked back into Blue�s body. MIDNIGHT BLUE: I will have my revenge, Axem Snow! Midnight Blue returns back to Blue�s body. BLUE: I am sorry for any inconvenience. Blue walks back to a limosine somewhere in the parking lot. SNOW: Welll, it�s just you and me, T. TITANIUM: Soon to be just you. SNOW: Don�t be ditching me now! TITANIUM: Well, I have to get to the airport! SNOW: Well me too! TITANIUM: Fine! SNOW: Fine! They walk to the airport until they are out of sight. -------------------------------------------------- EPILOGUE: JKI flew off to find aother tournament, but never did. Dang. AXEM COBALT raided bookstore after bookstore for Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix. She was only successful at being banned from every Barnes and Noble for life. Dang. AXEM STRIFE did not find his creator, Bowser, while searching after the tournament, but didn�t have any sense to look if he went back to Bowser�s Keep. Dang. AXEM MIDNIGHT BLUE stayed inside AXEM BLUE for a while, but was soon released. Dang. AXEMS TITANIUM and SNOW got acting jobs on the remake of the movie Saving Private Ryan. Many were accidentally injured in the making of the film. Dang. But they still lived happily ever after :) THE END |