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| Episode One |
| The Six Competitors |
| Every four years, a tournament is held to display great shows of power. This Tournament is known as the Tournament of Heroes. Through some think this is a pointless tournament that only helps people get hurt, others find this like the Olympics and gather to watch. Which brings us to�now. -------------------------------------------------- A private plane is seen in the skies. Inside is Axem Cobalt. COBALT: Taking this thing is such a bother. There�s no where to park! She eventually parks in the crowded parking near the arena, accidentally crushing 2 cars in the process. COBALT: Oops. Cobalt slowly gets out and whistling as though she�d never seen the plane in her life. After going through the parking lots, Cobalt makes it to the main gates. She sets off the metal detectors on the way in. GUARD: (thinking) Ah, it�s an another Axem. I guess I can let her through� The guard does nothing and lets her go. She eventually meets up with JKI, Axem Midnight Blue, Axem Snow, Axem Strife, and Axem Titanium. MIDNIGHT BLUE: You are late. COBALT: Sorry, traffic. STRIFE: What traffic?! You took a private jet! COBALT: Er� TITANIUM: Hey! Let�s go sign in to enter! SNOW: Okay with me! They go to the back of the line for the tournament sign-ups. Two muscular looking men see them. MAN #1: Whoa! Aren�t those 5 Axems and that other one a Jr. Koopa! MAN #2: Hey! You�re right! The first guy starts to think about their odds of winning. MAN #1: Are you thinking what I�m thinking? MAN #2: I think so, but where are we going to find a giant cheeseball? MAN #1: No not that. I think we have no chance of winning. We might as well get out of line. MAN #2: (In a whiny tone) But I want a giant cheeseball! The two men get out of line. Soon everyone gets out of line, in fear they�ll lose so badly. Even those who signed up earlier crossed their name off the list. MIDNIGHT BLUE: Cowards� Since they�re the only ones in line, they start to sign up. Snow goes first. SNOW: Put me down as Axem Snow. EMPLOYEE: What the-! You�re not supposed to bring that to use in the competition! Neither are any of your buddies in line! The employee points at Snow�s axe. JKI: What do you mean? It says in the official rules you may use weapons, as long as you were born with them. VOICE: Let them through, Larry. The six turn around to see none other than Chuck Jamey, the referee of the tournament. LARRY: Alright, alright� They all sign-up. LARRY: Alright, the adult division of the Tournament of Heroes starts at 9:00 PM sharp. Don�t be late. Also, you may stay to watch the children�s division, starting in about half an hour. STRIFE: Cool! Let�s go see it! MIDNIGHT BLUE: Fine. I just hope these runts can actually fight! It�d be a shame to waste good such good money! TITANIUM: Whatever. I just want to see the arena before our battles. They get tickets for the children�s division and sit in the front row bleachers. Jamey appears. JAMEY: Ladies and Gentlemen! Before we get on with our matches, I�d like to introduce some very special guests we have today. Jamey points to the V.I.P seats. JAMEY: Today, we are treated by some celebrity appearances! Please welcome Princess Peach and Mario! The audience applauds as Peach and Mario wave. JAMEY: But most of all, I�d like to introduce our tournament president, Axem Fast! Axem Fast stands up with a microphone in hand. The audience by now is completely silent. After a long pause, Axem Fast finally speaks. FAST: Axem Fast says cool. The audience is confused, but they applaud anyway. JAMEY: It�s time for our first match-up! 8 year old Tiny Tim against 7 year old Monty. They both step on opposite ends of a stone platform, which seems to be the arena. JAMEY: May the battles, BEGIN! To everyone�s surprise, the platform starts to rise from the grass around it into the air. It rises a total of 6 feet. JAMEY: Ready�FIGHT! Jamey crosses his arms as he says fight. JAMEY: (Thinking) Man, I�ve always wanted to do that� A bottle hits Jamey in the heads, waking him up! SPECATOR: What the heck is this! I want to see some action! JAMEY: Wha-? Jamey looks in the ring to see Monty crying. MONTY: WAAAHHH! I�M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!!! I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! JUST LET ME DOWN! The stadium starts to lower back down to the ground again. Monty stops crying. JAMEY: �The match goes to Tiny Tim! -------------------------------------------------- In the stands, Midnight Blue slaps his hand to his forehead. MIDNIGHT BLUE: (thinking) What a waste of $300� |