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| Episode Sixteen |
| Copyright Infringement! |
| On the last episode, the Skies/Balance team encountered the Mystics and fought in a stupid battle where one fighter from each side�fought. So Dark Ice fought Axem Wizard, but it was clear that WIZARD WAS JUST TOO STRONG and Dark Ice FELL TO THE MIGHTY POWER!!! After the battle, Peace revived Dark Ice and the eleven main characters ran while Wizard gloated until he was KO�d by his team. -------------------------------------------------- The main characters are STILL running through the countless halls of the UNDERGROUND BASE FOR MYSTICS. PEACE: Do we even know how to navigate this place?! COBALT: Um�Ask Master. Peace runs up to Master, who is currently in the lead. She asks the same question. MASTER: Uh� They all stop. MASTER: Ya know, I never had the best sense of direction� ^_^;; SNOW: Yeah, remember that one time where I challenged you to a duel? -------------------------------------------------- A short flashback starts of Master in the Village of Balance. Snow walks up to Master�s house, where Master is conveniently outside. SNOW: Hey, I�LL KILL YOU! :) MASTER: We must settle this in the lot behind my house. Go ahead, I�ll be there shortly. Snow walks to the vacant area conveniently known as MASTER�S GREAT BATTLEFIELD and stands in the middle. SNOW: (Narrating from the present) And if I remember correctly� -------------------------------------------------- Three days pass in flashback land� Snow is STILL waiting for Master to show up. SNOW: This is dumb� He walks away as Master, exhausted from searching for his battle arena nonstop, walks by. MASTER: (Breathing heavily) Time�to settle�this once and fo- Snow quickly runs up to Master and flicks him on the nose. AXEM MASTER: 0/600 -------------------------------------------------- Back in the present� MASTER: Yeah, you should�ve fought me like a man!...Or male Axem or whatever! EVERYONE ELSE: � STRIFE: Haha, you�re dumb :) LORD OF SOP: That�s a lot coming from you, Strife� PEACE: So you�re telling me we�ve been running around this dungeon for nearly an hour without knowing where to go? MASTER: Exactly! Now we just gotta wait for the security guards to come and catch us! A battalion of twelve Axem Zeus clones appear. ZEUS CLONES: ROOOARRR!!! The Zeus Clones suffocate and die. AXEM ZEUS 5-16: [DEAD!!!] MERCENARY: I wonder if we earn any �Experience Points� like in RPGs for winning battles� -------------------------------------------------- Taking a break from the main characters� Our camera now focuses on the Guardians/Blades team with a small bag (transparent for our viewing pleasure) of glowing, purple shards. In other words, SHARDS OF POWER! HASAKI: (Combining �Where next�) WHEXT?! TITANIUM: Good question, inferior one. Let�s see� Titanium checks his Drago-I mean, Shards of Power Radar, which only LOOKS like the Dragon Radar in Dragon Ball. The radar detects hundreds of Shards hidden around them. KNIGHT: We�ll be busy all night! (Not that way, you sickos!) Knight falls over again as �Night falls.� LORD OF SOP: I think we�re all sick of that gag, but I wanted to abuse Knight anyway. Within a few unseen seconds, the six of them are now around a BLAZING CAMPFIRE with FLUFFYPUFF MARSHMALLOWS. RECORDING INDUSTRY ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA LAWYER: I think we�ve had enough of your illegal actions for one story! Aardvark is seen with a laptop from his Axem Pocket�s that Don�t Exist downloading several Metallica songs off of Kazaa. AARDVARK: What? The Lord of SoP strikes the RIAA Lawyer down with random lightning. RIAA LAWYER: [DEAD!!!] Minjo and Sapphire walk up to the dead lawyer and BATHES IN HIS BLOOD. SILVER: (From a far distance) Stop stealing my line!... TITANIUM: It�s another one of those vaguely disturbing things. Zelda fanatic walks by for a brief cameo. ZELDA FANATIC: I SWEAR I said that before Jamey! He stole it from ME! LORD OF TOH: [Shows old ToH episode where it was first said] ZELDA FANATIC: Oh, fine�Just remember this: THE BUCCANEERS WILL SOMEDAY WIN THE SUPERBOWL! SAPPHIRE: Um, that�s already happened. ZELDA FANATIC: Oh. ZF commits suicide, for it�s the end of the world. LORD OF SOP: I wonder if I�m allowed to put this in GameTalk� MINJO: So, what were we talking about before these characters appeared out of nowhere? AARDVARK: Ghost stories. Now mine is about�[Shudders] Evil pastries and radishes. And other such evil dietary supplements. Aardvark takes out a jar of insects and starts eating them. LORD OF SOP: We better change the scene before any more weird occurrences start. AXEMS FAITH, ORANGE, DOOM SICKLE and LUCKY CHARMS: [Hiding in the nearby bushes] Aw� -------------------------------------------------- Back to the main characters, standing still for the heck of it. COBALT: Rcareseh sohws taht kepineg the frsit and lsat ltretes of a wrod are the key fcraots of itrenpinrteg wrods. COPPER: Awesome, dawgs! ;) DARK ICE: So what to do now� TYPHOON: How about we wait for more guards to appear to make another mass murder out of the shameful attempt to capture us? WINDBREAKER: Sounds like a plan! Just let me turn on some Wizard-attracting music� Windbreaker turns on his �mad tunes:� www.vgmusic.com/music/con sole/nintendo/n64/ Witch.mid (Without the spaces, of course) Suddenly, the Mystics appear and tell them to stop! JKI: TO STOP! Mercenary quickly runs up and punches JKI in the chest for copyright infringement. JKI: 660/700 JKI: Ow� MERCENARY: Anyone else? COPPER: Word up, dawg. Mercenary smashes an old record player over Copper�s head. AXEM COPPER: 0/500 MERCENARY: MWAHAHA! NOW TO TAKE OVER ALL OF SOUTHERN KUWAIT! MOONLIGHT: Must�move on� LORD OF SOP: I know how you feel. FEAR: The fear of Axem Fear will be imminent! Fear me!!! WINDBREAKER: [Urge to talk in �leet� or whatever] STRIFE: So�let�s just be on our merry way out of here. MAGIKOOPA: OK! -------------------------------------------------- The scene changes outside, next to the wreckage of the Village of Mystics. STRIFE: All right! It worked! JKI: The world makes sense again! The Mystics wave at the eleven fighters as they walk away�And just for some sort of stupid effect, in the sunset. MYSTICS: Bye! Visit us again soon! The Mystics think for a second� METEORA: I�m pretty sure they destroyed our home and attempted to kill us. SKIES/BALANCE FIGHTERS: (Running away in �fast-forward mode�) WIZARD: Ah, nuts. NUTS: What? Mercenary runs back and slaps Wizard. He loses 20 HP. AXEM WIZARD: 365/600 NOTE: The HP is slightly lower from the battle with Dark Ice he had. Mercenary runs off again into the sunset. Corny �farewell� music you can hear at the end of every episode of Pokemon starts. POKEMON NARRATOR: And then they�ll have plenty of new adventures and exciting plot twists on their road to nothingness. LORD OF SOP: Get out of my story! END OF EPISODE SIXTEEN |