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| Episode Fourteen |
| Plot Stretch! |
| On the last episode, the combined force of the Villages of Skies and Balance decided to go to the hostile Village of Mystics to get supplies, knowing they�d get attacked as soon as they got there. On the way, many rude insults were made to Axem Windbreaker for no real reason and Axem Blood Knight got his groceries mugged from. Loser�Anyway, they reach the village to find Magikoopa being as nerdy as ever, until Cobalt summons a nose-diving plane to destroy everyone in the village EXCEPT them, Magikoopa, and these other six figures that�ll be revealed soon� -------------------------------------------------- Our camera zooms in on the main characters, having an enjoyable picnic lunch. STRIFE: Hey Typhoon! Pass the Mountain Dew! TYPHOON: (Sounding drunk) Well why don�t you just go to a tavern or something? They start laughing uncontrollably. VOICE FROM OTHER SIX PEOPLE THAT�LL BE REVALED SOON: Hey! WINDBREAKER: Hay is for horses! They all start laughing again. Suddenly, several bodies appear out of the village rubble. They are Axems Moonlight, Fear, Neutron, Meteora, and Wizard. Oh, and Jr. Koopa Indigo. JKI: It�s funny how I always get singled out like that in every story Jamey writes. LORD OF SOP: Heh, I noticed. LORD OF TOH: Yes, so true� COBALT: Um�Hiya? NEUTRON: Greetings, we are awesome�Well, at least I am! FEAR: You shall FEAR me, for I am AXEM FEAR!!! MOONLIGHT: I�m vaguely disturbing, but you can call me Moonlight. JKI: I like tonsils. :) STRIFE: (Thinking) Hehe, me too� METEORA: I�m a freaky looking guitar player Axem that doesn�t have an axe. Oh yeah! WIZARD: And I am Axem Wizard! Ruler of you, yourselves, and everything around you! And me! PEACE: So, are the stupidly long introductions over? MERCENARY: Just hold on a second�Something else has to happen. NEUTRON: Time to spring our conveniently placed trap you are standing on! Neutron springs a trap, which happens to be right under the main characters. The ground beneath them disappears and they start plummeting. MERCENARY: There we go. Let�s start screaming! With full permissions of me! EVERYONE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! METEORA: So, what happens after the trap? WIZARD: They will then be sorted in separate prisons, protected by weak or no guards so they can break free and wreak havoc in our underground base. MOONLIGHT: Sounds unavoidable. Let�s all get pasta! :) MARIO: WHERE?! Yet ANOTHER cheap laughing sequence starts. FIREBOLT: Starting to laugh as much as an anime! More pointless laughing until� -------------------------------------------------- Back to Jamey� Jamey is currently underway with his plan to control everyone�s minds, via GameTalk. JAMEY: I will now put up an annoying, hypocritical complaint about Mods having too much power! MWAHAHA! But first, my plan to pose as a girl for an entire week to see how people will react or something� Zeus walks into Jamey�s room. ZEUS: Sir, I think you should check the Seeing Stone. JAMEY: What the-Zeus?! I thought you were dead! I clearly threw a knife at your face and hid you in my closet! ZEUS: (Winking) Yeah well, I was just playing with ya ;) JAMEY: That�s a really dumb thing to do� ZEUS: Well look who�s posing as a girl! JAMEY: Er� Jamey leaps into the air and stabs Zeus SEVERAL TIMES in the face while screaming, �Bloody Murder!� ZEUS: [Pretty much dead] JAMEY: I guess that�ll do. Jamey opens his closet to put the body in, but spots the body of the first Axem Zeus. JAMEY: What the�Oh well, not important. He walks over to his Seeing Stone that Doesn�t Really Exist Yet and turns it on. Two stupid looking beings appear inside, for it�s still on TV mode. DESTRUCTION: You can buy this whole sword kit by dialing the phony number at the bottom of your screen! I�ll even throw in a payment plan! FAITH: Hey, this is my first line ever in a story. Now wasted� Jamey switches modes to LOSER VISION. The stone starts focusing on Axem Copper, seeing as he�s had the least lines so far. It appears Copper is in some sort of cheaply made jail cell WITH his axe. -------------------------------------------------- Our camera now focuses on what is in the Seeing Stone. Copper slowly regains consciousness, seeing as he was knocked out at some time. COPPER: G�diggity� AXEM COPPER: 10/500 He glances outside of his normal jail cell. On guard duty is� GEMINI AXEM: Man, this stinks. I should go on an adventure or something� Copper easily breaks out of his confinement. GEMINI: Ack! Don�t kill me! Gemini has a heart attack and dies. COPPER: �Bizzounce! :) Copper examines the area around Gemini�s body, searching for a convenient note. COPPER: (Picking up a sheet of paper) Lyke diz wun! He reads it out loud for the sake of the audience�Just in his gangsta accent. COPPER: �All dee Axems n JKs r sumwere n dis mayze.� Cwazy kewl! He exits the room he�s in to find himself in a huge, paper-mache labyrinth. Next to him is a sign with the words, �The Mystic Maze of DEATH, TERROR, AND ETC.! (Recyclable Version)� COPPER: O, fo� shizzle! Dark Ice conveniently walks by and spots Copper. DARK ICE: I think everyone has had enough of your speech impediment for one episode, Copper. Time for rugged handsomeness from Dark Ice, the Amazing! Copper remains silent as he and Dark Ice start traveling through the maze. DARK ICE: So, what do you suspect of this maze? I think we should just destroy it, but that wouldn�t be environmentally friendly. COPPER: Da villug of da mistics urnt dat frendli eetha. DARK ICE: Shut up, Copper. Hey look! A dungeon monster! In the shape of a hippo! DUNGEON HIPPO: Did you know hippos are the main cause of death in Africa or something? ZEUS: No. DUNGEON HIPPO: Wrong answer! The Dungeon Hippo eats Zeus #3. DUNGEON HIPPO: ROOOAAARRRR! DARK ICE: Well, my lowly friend�This seems to be the end. Hey! I�m a poet and you know it! :) Dungeon Hippo dies from bad joke. DUNGEON HIPPO: 0/6000 LORD OF SOP: That makes yet another unexplainable death in this story! DARK ICE: Can we move on? LORD OF SOP: No. -------------------------------------------------- The scene changes yet again. This time, we focus on another cell room�Splattered with blood and guts. Obviously, we see Typhoon over the dead carcass of yet ANOTHER Axem Zeus. TYPHOON: Hahaha! I actually BATHED IN HIS BLOOD THIS TIME!!! SILVER: (Yelling from afar) That�s my line!... Typhoon starts thinking, which is pretty rare. TYPHOON: Hm�If all of us are locked in these random rooms, then we should go find each other, then fight the evil power that is currently imprisoning us� He puts on an evil grin. TYPHOON: �Which is what an IDIOT would say! Screw this place, I�m going home� Typhoon steps outside into the maze and blasts a gust of wind, creating a straight line to the exit. TYPHOON: All right! No search and rescue mission for me! He walks through the exit and sees nine security guards. TYPHOON: (Drawing his sword) I hope the violence NEVER ENDS! MWAHAHA! He charges in and is spotted by the Village of Mystics fighters, standing a few feet away from the guards. TYPHOON: Now why didn�t I see that sooner� WIZARD: Because you are a fool! Unlike me! Guards, kill Typhoon when we should�ve before earlier but didn�t! GUARD #1: (In a whiny tone) Wizard, you didn�t say please! GUARD #2: And who didn�t see that coming� GUARD #3: Shut up, you two! You�re going to get us caught! GUARD #4: Word up, dawg! :) Guard #2 flings off his clothes, revealing himself to be Axem Mercenary. Mercenary runs up to Guard #4. MERCENARY: Copper! You must cite me when you use that! GUARD #5: So much for the cover plan� TYPHOON: What a suspected plot twist� The guards take off their disguises and are actually the Skies and Balance fighters. LORD OF SOP: And don�t worry, for a battle will actually take place�Just in the next episode. STRIFE/GUARD #1: Now don�t forget to say, �Thank you!� :) PEACE/GUARD #3: And be sure to recycle! END OF EPISODE FOURTEEN |