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| Episode Thirteen |
| New Target of Insults! Axem Windbreaker! |
| On the last episode, while the Village of Balance and Skies fighters took a night of rest, the ones from the Village of Blades and Guardians went into THE CAVE OF NO RETURN in a quest for SUPREME POWER. Kind of corny, no? Anyway, they eventually ran into a giant giraffe with an improper dental structure, causing the cave and the six to disappear and end up outside with a kitty!...And a Shard of Power! NOTE TO WINDBREAKER: Yes, I�m making fun of you. Don�t take it personally though :) MWAHAHA! -------------------------------------------------- The sun rises and shines upon a completely barren spot in the seemingly endless forest. Our camera focuses on an RV, at the ex-location of the Village of Balance. STRIFE: (Sleep talking, yet again) Shiver me timbers, amiga! The RV suddenly tips over on its side, springing him awake. STRIFE: (Awake) Hey, I�m awake! :) LORD OF SOP: I don�t think he would�ve gotten it without those reminders though. Outside, we see the other ten fighters dusting off their hands next to the tipped vehicle. SNOW: Well that was cool! With the pun intended! DARK ICE: Though it wouldn�t matter if it were cold or not, FROSTY! I don�t take extra damage from Fire attacks! And I�m sure I�ve said that in a previous episode, but this one is for assurance! HEHEHE! COPPER: Cwazy kewl, fooz dawg! (Mercenary�s Book of Copyrighted Humor) Strife slashes a way out of the vehicle. STRIFE: So, where to? PEACE: Seeing as our Axem Pockets that Don�t Exist are empty, we should go to a village and restock. Everyone stares at Peace. PEACE: �But, we�ll most likely destroy that place on accident. EVERYONE ELSE: Yay! COBALT: So we�re coming along now? MERCENARY: Seeing as we spent two episodes together already, the Lord of SoP should agree to adding you five. LORD OF SOP: And it�s more work on my part� IMAGE: The only place we haven�t destroyed so far is the Village of Mystics. Let�s go there! WINDBREAKER: Into the Forest of Obvious Traps and Deadly Animals! -------------------------------------------------- The scene changes to Jamey�s office. Jamey is currently flipping through channels on his Seeing Stone. JAMEY: Ack, nothing good on, AGAIN! He stops on a channel with a person who looks exactly like Jamey. CHUCK JAMEY: Welcome back to the 1400th episode of Chuck Jamey�s Quiz Show: Remedial Edition. IDIOT: (Buzzing in) Green! GREEN: What now? AUDIENCE: Hahaha. He changes the channel to Jackie Chan Adventures. JACKIE: Wha-! JADE: Jackie! UNCLE: One more thing! Uncle walks around slapping everyone. JAMEY: Psh, another rerun� He changes it to Bird's Eye Loser View, showing the Sky and Balance fighters walking together in the woods. WINDBREAKER: (Pulling out a CD player) So, how about some music? TYPHOON: If you turn that thing on, I�ll stab you to the po- http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/ssbm_sariasongv_2.mid WINDBREAKER: Do do DOO, do do DOO, do do do DOO DOO, do do dododo! TYPHOON: (Lunging with sword) ROOAARRR!!! MASTER: Heh, sucker. Master walks into a tree of Killer Bees. JAMEY: So, more idiots that WON�T BE ABLE TO STAND AGAINST MY SOON SUPREME POWER! This will be more fun than I thought! And I�ll win! I can bet my Magic 8-Ball and Kirby Inflatable Raft on it! MWAHAHA! He turns on his tape of evil laughter to take over. JAMEY: And to think, the point of the Shards of Power is- AXEM ZEUS: (Walking in) Where�s the ba- The stares into the Seeing Stone. ZEUS: Hiya, Peace ^_^ Jamey throws a Knife at Zeus� head, instantly killing him. LORD OF SOP: Just to let you know, Zeus picked that line himself. In my opinion, he should control his raging hormones :) STOP MUSIC -------------------------------------------------- Back to the main characters� Peace suddenly sneezes. PEACE: *Sneeze!* WINDBREAKER: Isn�t there a Japanese saying where if you sneeze suddenly, someone�s thinking about you? Peace punches Windbreaker between the eyes. WINDBREAKER: (Falling back) And didn�t you just heal me? As soon as he falls on his back, she starts kicking him in the gut. COBALT: (Taking out popcorn) Yup, an entertaining show indeed. MERCENARY: Seeing as popcorn suddenly appeared when we�re out of supplies, we must�ve mugged some traveler during the last Jamey scene. -------------------------------------------------- A few minutes back... AXEM BLOOD KNIGHT: (Carrying a 7-Eleven bag) I�m happily walking through the woods from the convenience store! And those are some weird looking forest critters above me! Blood Knight is suddenly jumped squirrels. AXEM BLOOD KNIGHT: 0/700 The main characters take off their squirrel costumes and steal Blood Knight�s groceries. -------------------------------------------------- Peace revives Windbreaker back to consciousness. AXEM WINDBREAKER: 500/500 WINDBREAKER: (Taking out CD player) This calls for a celebration! TYPHOON: Oh, not again� http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/SS BMAlloy_Warrior.mid Typhoon grabs Windbreaker�s PRIZED POSSESSION and performs piledriver. CD PLAYER: 0/40 STOP MUSIC Windbreaker takes out another one and turns it on. http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/sony/ps2/NeverlandSky.mid EVERYONE: � TYPHOON: For some reason, I like this stuff. He starts doing a stupid looking dance. WINDBREAKER: Yeah! Let�s dance! :) Everyone joins in until� THEY ARRIVE AT THE VILLAGE OF MYSTICS! STOP MUSIC STRIFE: Yay! That must be some sort of teleporting song like the ones in those Legend of Zelda games! IMAGE: (Rolling her eyes) I guess that�s the only way to describe it� LORD OF SOP: Or we can all go to http://www.originalicons.com/smile.html again. IMAGE: Yeah, but either way, we wasted most of this episode on pointless rambling and insults. LORD OF SOP: Er� The plot finally moves forward when a Magikoopa (Named Magikoopa!) walks up to them. MAGIKOOPA: Nyehehe! I�m a nerdy looking nerd that sounds like he has a clothes hanger pinching his nose! PEACE: Really� MAGIKOOPA: Yeah! And I�ll start by taking you down! COBALT: Oh�Then I�ll take him! WINDBREAKER: Oh, that�s my cue! http://www.vgmusic.com/music/con sole/nintendo/n64/miracle.mid . PEACE: Shut up, Windbreaker. We�ve had enough of you for one day! Cobalt takes out a remote control with a single red button on it. COBALT: The secret to my success! She pushes it�And nothing happens. COBALT: �Is this thing broken? A plane suddenly drops from the sky, killing all the citizens of the Village of the Mystics, though only KOs MagiKoopa. CITIZENS: *DEAD!* MAGIKOOPA: 0/600 COBALT: All right! However, six other figures emerge from the rubble� LORD OF SOP: �Which will be revealed in the next episode. JAMEY: Your FACE will be revealed in the next episode! LORD OF SOP: Hey! I control you! JAMEY: We�re one in the same, dummy! PEACE: Just end the episode� END OF EPISODE THIRTEEN |