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| Episode Eleven |
| Lunacy! |
| On the last episode, after Image had Saddam Hussein KO everyone with WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, Image fainted too. Lame! Anyway, they then had a trippy dream of the deceased Axem Fast saying something about the Shards of Power, but that didn�t go far because Strife messed up. Meanwhile, Titanium, Minjo, Sapphire, Aardvark, Knight and Hasaki go to recover a Shard of Power in a CAVE OF NO RETURN, then Jamey tries using an Ab-Belt! Finally, the episode abruptly ended with Strife getting attacked by a T-Rex. -------------------------------------------------- Our camera focuses in on the six main characters, walking through the forest. TYPHOON: My, that was a lame battle earlier! WINDBREAKER: Yeah! It�s lucky we have Peace around! If it wasn�t for her, we wouldn�t know to aim for the- PEACE: Nuts! You people are so annoying! Sheesh, my head�s starting to hurt from the idiocy around here. STRIFE: (Grinning stupidly) Let�s sing a song to cheer us up! IMAGE: Wait, am I an idiot too? PEACE: �No, but you�re not a favorite. IMAGE: Oh yeah� A different T-Rex from behind a tree reveals itself in front of the six. T-REX OF DOGS: RUFF RUFF! MERCENARY: Time to put Peace�s training in action� He pulls back his axe and throws it at the T-Rex�s... WINDBREAKER: Oooh, this is gonna hurt� �eyes. The axe makes a sickening CRUNCH as it gets stuck above the nose. Even through the T-Rex has SUPER STRONG SKIN, it falls over dead anyway. MERCENARY: Yes! Now we can change the scene! PEACE: Please, let�s just focus on one th- -------------------------------------------------- The scene changes spontaneously to the Village of Balance town square. PEACE: -ing at a time. Darn� STRIFE: I�ll go water gun shopping! TYPHOON: I�ll go sword shopping! IMAGE: I�ll go stealing! MERCENARY: I�ll go rip off people by predicting what obviously will happen to them! WINDBREAKER: I�ll go to the fish market and buy some fish! PEACE: I�ll leave before we talk in turn like this every episode. And before those children cause trouble. CRASH! PEACE: Not already� AAAH! MY SWORDS! PEACE: Just stop it� AAAH! MY MONEY! PEACE: Will this ever stop?! AH HA! THE FUTURE IS SO CLEAR! PEACE: �That doesn�t count. THANK YOU, COME AGAIN. PEACE: That�s just plain ridiculous. The angry villagers chase the five havoc makers through the city. FIVE HAVOC MAKERS: Sorry, we screwed up. PEACE: Let�s just run before� ANGRY VILLAGERS: We�re angry and talking in unison like all villagers! PEACE: And then they�d probably� The Angry Villagers take out their swords and sticks for a riot. ARMED ANGRY VILLAGERS: Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble! PEACE: Just let us leave quietly! Suddenly, an airplane crashes down near the six, killing all the villagers and destroying most of the buildings. WINDBREAKER: Wow, what an exciting day! LORD OF SOP: And guess who! Out of the plane wreckage crawls Axem Cobalt. She obviously is an Axem made completely out of Cobalt metal. COBALT: Whoa, that was awesome! Just as fun as cinnamon buns! Mm�Cinnamon buns� STRIFE: Yeah, they�re great stuff� Four other Axems crawl out of the wreck. LORD OF SOP: Time to use the descriptions in stats for added laughs! AXEM MASTER! �His eyes always burns (Laughs at grammar) a cold blue and his body is a bright blue and black (I thought it�d be blue too�). all though (Spelling?) he is a Light Axem he might challenge other light Axems so they would forget about him if he beats them. (Right�) AXEM COPPER! (No description, but obviously an Axem made out of Copper) AXEM DARK ICE! �Looks almost exactly (Almost exactly? Oxymoron!) like Axem blue except is made of ice and is a dark color, most of the time wears a cloak made of pure Ice (Capitalized, so I can�t forget that!) the is black [when cloak is on defence is 8/10 and dark ice can float].� (I didn�t understand the end.) AXEM SNOW! (No description, so he now looks like Frosty the Snowman with an axe!) SNOW: Hm�Next time, let�s make a flashier entrance� COPPER: I thinkin� around da lynes ov da G hizzounce, dawg! NOTE: I made Copper�s personality a cheap punk. Too bad for Copper! :) DARK ICE: Psh, the only thing flashy around here is ME. Always ME! So shut your faces! And Snow, eat fire! Snow picks up a burning stick and eats it, thus melting him to a KO�d state. AXEM SNOW: 0/600 STRIFE: (Whispering to Typhoon) Who are these strangers? Typhoon responds with a punch in the face and a kick in the shins. LORD OF SOP: I think we�ve wasted enough time. Let the extreme chess begin! (SOURCE: The REAL Axem Mercenary, so he can�t sue me :) ) MASTER: I bet you guys just massacred our village, HUH? IMAGE: No, you just did� MASTER: What do you mean? We just got here a few seconds ago to find a destroyed area! It�s obviously the fault of others and not ours! WINDBREAKER: (Almost stupider than Strife) Yeah, it is our fault. Whatcha gonna do about it, NERD?! MASTER: Oh that�s it! Let�s get �em! COBALT: But where�s my cinnamon buns? MASTER: They have �em! COBALT: [Raising her axe] Oh, they are so dead� SNOW: Hey! I�m awake and ready for some revenge that doesn�t exist! DARK ICE: Me too! COPPER: Foo! :) Then charge toward their six �Villains� in a rage, ready for a cheesy battle. LORD OF SOP: Psh, but we all know THAT won�t happen! STRIFE: There is only one way out of this�And it�s not running OR fighting!...At least not correct fighting! He pulls out a water gun he bought and chucks it at the five. The water gun explodes, covering them all with water! THE FIVE: AAAH!!! WE�RE SOAKED! PEACE: Wait, what? Windbreaker pulls out his fish and throws those too, giving them a bad fishy smell! THEM: AAAH!!! WE SMELL LIKE FISH! MERCENARY: All right! Our plan is working! PEACE: What plan? How did a water gun explode in the first place?! TYPHOON: Time to initiate Phase R! PEACE: (Going crazy) What happened to all the other letters? WINDBREAKER: They were taken, believe me� Typhoon throws his sword, Image throws her stolen money, and Mercenary throws a fortune cookie into the soaked/fished five. SOAKED/FISHED FIVE: No, not that! The three items explode, destroying what�s left of the Village of Balance! LORD OF SOP: Sure, it may be too early for that but� [Shrugs] AXEM COBALT: 0/510 AXEM MASTER: 0/600 AXEM COPPER: 0/500 AXEM DARK ICE: 0/700 AXEM SNOW: 0/600 MERCENARY: Impossible, yet convenient! NOTE TO MERCENARY: Notice that YOU said it, so I�m not really stealing, right? :) STRIFE: So�Can we go now? MERCENARY: Nope, gotta wait for something else to happen�Then the episode will probably end, leaving, �Suspense.� A small, purple crystal shard falls out of the sky and hits Windbreaker on the head. WINDBREAKER: Hey! I think this is the something else! He picks it up and shows it to everyone. WINDBREAKER: Maybe we should collect these from now on! TYPHOON: Great! An ADVENTURE OF POWER! Everyone else stares at him. LORD OF SOP: [Adjusts script] TYPHOON: Crud! Let�s look for these things we don�t even understand, THE SHARDS OF POWER! MERCENARY: Dude, that joke was lame� LORD OF SOP: Shup :) END OF EPISODE ELEVEN |