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| Episode Ten |
| Random Encounter! |
| On the last episode, some stupid battling took place with Aardvark, Knight, Titanium, Sapphire, Minjo and Hasaki on one side and our other five �Favorite� characters (Image still isn�t a favorite!) on the other! After the Lord of SoP cut a bunch of corners, the battle somehow ended with Saddam Hussein KO�ing everyone but Image with WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. So what now? -------------------------------------------------- Our camera zooms in on Image, surrounded by all the KO�d fighters. KO�D FIGHTERS: (KO�d) IMAGE: Really� Image faints and joins them. AXEM IMAGE: 0/400 LORD OF SOP: Oh�I understand� -------------------------------------------------- A strange, meaningful dream starts between the six characters we�ve all learned to love� They somehow�see each other in this dream as well. STRIFE: Hiya! TYPHOON: Ack! Get out of my KO�d state! MERCENARY: Seeing as this is a dream, someone�s ghost will probably tune in at any second� Suddenly, the ghost of Axem Fast appears. MERCENARY: Oh yeah! If I got ten bucks for every time I was right�I don�t think I�d be a hundredaire yet. FAST: Axem Fast says, �Hiya!� PEACE: So, why are we having trippy dreams about dead people? FAST: Axem Fast must tell you the purpose of your lives! Axem Fast knows this because�Yeah! IMAGE: Can we go now? FAST: Axem Fast can only have five lines in this episode before this message starts having static! STRIFE: Really? FAST: Axem Fast says, �Yeah!� STRIFE: Is that so? FAST: Axem Fast says, �Uh huh. This is the last.� PEACE: �Strife, I hate you� FAST: Ax-3m�5@3t�t$ells you�Shards of Power� They all wake up. AXEM WINDBREAKER: 10/500 AXEM PEACE: 10/300 AXEM MERCENARY: 10/600 AXEM STRIFE: 10/500 AXEM IMAGE: 10/400 JK TYPHOON: 10/600 PEACE: STRIFE!... STRIFE: It�s so great to be conscious! Peace walks up to Strife and punches him in the gut. He collapses�Again. AXEM STRIFE: 0/500 MERCENARY: You know you�ll have to heal him in a minute or so. PEACE: Just wanted to do that for quite a while� WINDBREAKER: (Looking around) And I guess the others disappeared while we were napping! Very true. The other six fighters must�ve waken up and not killed them or something. MERCENARY: Darn, and no conveniently placed footprints to follow them. I guess this means they are a TERROR TO STILL KEEP IN MIND. TYPHOON: (Raising his sword) Keep THIS terror in mind! Typhoon makes a lunge at Mercenary and� NOTE: The following scene is cut out due to intense violence�And like I said, I ran out of ways to animate blood. -------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile� The other six are walking through the woods, which happen to be in every story. KNIGHT: So why is it weren�t going through these common woods? TITANIUM: Because beyond it lies THE CAVE OF NO RETURN. SAPPHIRE: Right�And we really want to go there because? TITANIUM: Because there we will slowly gain THE POWER WE NEED to destroy those idiots once and for all! You really have to pay attention in the meetings, Sapphire! MINJO: Wait�If it�s a cave of no return, how does anyone know what�s inside of it? Titanium points to a sign that reads: THE CAVE OF NO RETURN: There�s a Shard of Power in here! MINJO: And what�s a Shard of Power again? TITANIUM: Well first it�s a t- AARDVARK: PARGLE! HASAKI: HIYA! AARDVARK: PARGLE! HASAKI: YAY! AARDVARK: PARGLE! HASAKI: SHUP! EVERYONE ELSE: � -------------------------------------------------- Back to the main characters� The more important six are walking through a different part of the woods. MERCENARY: Man! I sure lost a lot of blood earlier! Mercenary faints. AXEM MERCENARY: 0/600 Peace uses her healing magic to revive him for the eighth time. AXEM MERCENARY: 600/600 WINDBREAKER: Oh, I get it now! Healing spells don�t REALLY restore blood, do they? PEACE: They do: I�m just choosing not to ;) WINDBREAKER and STRIFE: (Not understanding) Oooh� TYPHOON: So, which village should we destroy next? PEACE: Well, with three of the five destroyed�We have a choice between the Village of Balance and the Village of Blades. MERCENARY: There�s only one way to decide this� He takes out a shiny dollar coin. STRIFE: That�s right! Alphabetical order! Strife zips off in the direction of the Village of Balance. IMAGE: Well it�s decided! Let�s demolish a place no one even cares about! Strife runs back to regroup. STRIFE: Wait, what does alphabetical mean? WINDBREAKER: Hmm�I think I got it. Strife, �Alphabetical� means, �Fluffypuff Marshmallow.� STRIFE: Oooh! Why didn�t you say so earlier?! Now I know �Apple� comes before �Zebra!� TYPHOON: I still can�t believe he�s serious� LORD OF SOP: Let�s just...have a few more random scene changes. PEACE: Another one? I�m sick and ti- -------------------------------------------------- The scene changes to Jamey�s New Mountain Lair of Doom. JAMEY: Hm, this series is going by awfully fast. I expected it to take twice as long to get to this point! LORD OF SOP: Maybe it�s because I keep cutting corners. JAMEY: Well, whatever� He walks around his room. JAMEY: Which innovative product will I play with in this episode? Jamey spots an Ab-Belt with Guaranteed Results (FINE PRINT: Yeah right!). JAMEY: All right! I�ll be as buff Kirby in no time! He straps it on and flips the switch. The belt vibrates with immense force. JAMEY: MWAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHA! (Holding up his handmade script) BLAHAHAHAHA! MWEHEHEHE! LORD OF SOP: Must�Move on� -------------------------------------------------- Back to the storyline� STRIFE: Why am I always first to go?! LORD OF SOP: Because no one likes you! Strife falls to the ground, KO�d. AXEM STRIFE: 0/500 AXEM WINDBREAKER: 500/500 AXEM PEACE: 300/300 AXEM MERCENARY: 600/600 AXEM IMAGE: 400/400 JK TYPHOON: 600/600 T-REX OF HORROR: 400/400 T-REX: WOOF! As you can tell, a random encounter with a T-Rex has just KO�d Strife. Peace revives Strife to full health. AXEM STRIFE: 500/500 STRIFE: CHARGE! He charges in by himself and gets knocked over by the dinosaur�s tail. STRIFE: No, not again! AXEM STRIFE: 0/500 Peace revives Strife to full health. AXEM STRIFE: 500/500 STRIFE: Charge! IMAGE: Hey, this show is kind of entertaining� LORD OF SOP: (Holding up a hypnotic device) Yeah, just like the story you�re reading� END OF EPISODE TEN |