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| Episode Four |
| Stupid Battling! |
| On the last episode, Axems Windbreaker, Peace, Strife and Mercenary + Jr. Koopa Typhoon AND their advisor Axem Fast finally got to the Village of Guardians. They immediately delivered their suspicious looking package that Lord Jamey sent them for, then met Axem Titanium and his two abused servants, Jr. Koopas Minjo and Sapphire. The suspicious looking package was then opened, and it contained a bomb, killing the King (Axem Titanium�s dad), Axem Fast and perhaps a few other people that don�t really matter. Darn. Now Titanium is mad and will kill everyone! MWAHAHA! Shut up. -------------------------------------------------- Titanium keeps pointing his axe at the five fighters opposite to him. TITANIUM: I will now hold this stance until we decide the terms of our fight for some reason! TYPHOON: Why don�t we just beat the crud out of each other right now? It�d be a lot faster� WINDBREAKER: But it�d be a harder battle to stage for our writer� LORD OF SOP: I LIIIVVVVEEEE!!! NOTE: Man, what is it with me� TITANIUM: (Still pointing) How about we do one-on-one fights? Us three would be happy to fight you five like so. SAPPHIRE: I don�t. TITANIUM: SILENCE! MERCENARY: Fine, whatever. Just let us choose our first fighter. The five team members go into a huddle. PEACE: Is this really necessary? We already know who we�ll sacrifice first! STRIFE: Really? Who? They all look at Strife. MERCENARY: I�ve been wondering, Strife, how does it feel to be constantly surrounded in a haze of stupidity? STRIFE: (With a stupid look on his face) Stu�pidi�ty? Do..es? What do those words mean? EVERYONE ELSE: � Strife is thrown out of the huddle and in between the two groups. TITANIUM: (Still pointing) Good! Then�Minjo! You go first! MINJO: What? Why me?! TITANIUM: Because I say so! I�m your master! MINJO: Oh. Minjo runs into battle. AXEM STRIFE: 500/500 JK MINJO: 600/600 Strife runs in quickly and throws a small bolt of energy at Minjo. This hits Minjo but does no damage. PEACE: Strife, you moron! Don�t use such weak attacks on these guys! STRIFE: What? Strife doesn�t pay attention and keeps firing Quick Shots. MINJO: Man, this guy is dense� TYPHOON: No really! Minjo throws a yellow energy sphere at Strife. Strife doesn�t bother to avoid and gets hit head-on. He loses 120 HP. AXEM STRIFE: 380/500 JK MINJO: 600/600 STRIFE: Ow� As Strife gets up, he is surrounded by healing magic and recovers 50 HP. AXEM STRIFE: 430/500 JK MINJO: 600/600 Strife charges in again and slashes Minjo with his axe. Minjo is too slow to dodge and loses 40 HP. AXEM STRIFE: 430/500 JK MINJO: 560/600 MINJO: Uh huh�you must have a high attack rating to be able to chip some of my HP with your axe. STRIFE: Perhaps� Actually, Strife used an Axe Swipe, which does 40 Damage, regardless of defense. WINDBREAKER: Wait, did Strife just do something right? MERCENARY: I hate to say it, but YES. Windbreaker collapses. TYPHOON: Loony� Minjo throws another Energy Sphere at Strife. Strife Shoots away from the path of it and comes in to Axe Swipe Minjo again. Minjo loses 40 more HP. AXEM STRIFE: 430/500 JK MINJO: 520/600 MINJO: Stupid speed�I hate you Village of Sky fighters� TYPHOON: Well I hate you too! PEACE: Eh, too lazy to banish evil thoughts for this episode� Minjo covers his hands in magic and attempts to scratch Strife. Strife shoots out of the way with his speed and swings his axe at Minjo, splashing water at him. Minjo takes the hit, but receives no damage. MINJO: BWAHAHA! High Magic Defense too! STRIFE: Rats! Minjo throws a green energy sphere at Strife. Strife jumps out of the way and Axe Swipes Minjo again. He loses 40 HP. AXEM STRIFE: 430/500 JK MINJO: 480/600 MERCENARY: Hate to say it, but Strife might know what he�s doing. STRIFE: Yeah! The green sphere from earlier slams into his back. STRIFE: Ouch! He falls face flat and loses 100 HP. AXEM STRIFE: 330/500 JK MINJO: 480/600 Minjo materializes two more of his green spheres in his hands. MINJO: HEHEHE! With these Homing Spheres, I AM UNSTOPPABLE! TITANIUM: Um, isn�t that what most VILLAINS say when they gain control of a fight? MINJO: Quiet you! TITANIUM: Hey! Don�t disrespect me, Prince Titanium of the Village of Guardians! MINJO: Don�t you get it! The Village of Guardians is no more! Your link to the throne is dead! MWAHAHA! TITANIUM: Shut up and keep fighting! MINJO: With pleasure! PEACE: Is it just me, or is there an inter-team fight going on� Minjo throws his two Homing Spheres at Strife. Strife jumps up to avoid them, but they keep following him. STRIFE: Maybe if I run faster, they won�t go after me! EVERYONE ELSE: � TYPHOON: Moron� Strife shoots in midair from the Homing Spheres, but they keep following until they hit their target. Strife loses 200 HP. AXEM STRIFE: 130/500 JK MINJO: 480/600 TITANIUM and SAPPHIRE: Yay. PEACE: Ah, that tears it. Peace throws the other three Axems on her team in and quickly heals Strife. He regains 200 HP. AXEM STRIFE: 330/500 AXEM WINDBREAKER: 500/500 JK TYPHOON: 600/600 AXEM PEACE: 300/300 AXEM MERCENARY: 600/600 JK MINJO: 480/600 TITANIUM: HEY! I thought we were doing one-on-one fights! MERCENARY: Well we want to make the Lord of SoP beckon, OK?! LORD OF SOP: ARG! I hate battles with more than 2 people! TITANIUM: Sapphire! Let�s get in there! SAPPHIRE: But I�m tired� Sapphire falls asleep. TITANIUM: GRRR! Titanium looks back at the fight and finds Minjo on the ground, KO�d. JK MINJO: 0/600 LORD OF SOP: But I like cutting corners! :) TITANIUM: Minjo! You loser! You lost! MERCENARY: And you�re today�s next lucky loser! TYPHOON: Hehehe� PEACE: We are so lame, talking one at a time like this. WINDBREAKER: Heh, yeah� STRIFE: (Stupidly) Where�s dinner? They all charge in at Titanium. TITANIUM: AAH! Sapphire! You stupid servant! Save me! He kicks Sapphire�s sleeping body in front of the five fighters. PEACE: Why are we beating up these people again? TYPHOON: For fun! MWAHAHA! -------------------------------------------------- Back in the Village of the Skies� Jamey is doing some evil plotting. JAMEY: (Twiddling his fingers) Yes�Yessss�That�s evil, yes� He turns to his Seeing Stone. JAMEY: Let�s see how the top rookies are doing! He looks into it and it shows them beating the crud out of the sleeping Sapphire. JAMEY: BWAHAHA! Yes, my perfect plan is going�perfectly! BWAHAHA! MWAHAHA! HEHEHE! I�m just so clever! And evil as well! So evil and clever that I�m�evilest and cleverest! MWAHAHA! Jamey laughs like he�s really evil. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the castle ruins� JK SAPPHIRE: 0/260 WINDBREAKER: Hey, this is kinda fun� TYPHOON: (Raising his sword) Now for the finishing blow! Peace�s left eye flashes white at Typhoon. TYPHOON: But I�ll wait until tomorrow. PEACE: Hehehe�I lied. TITANIUM: Sapphire! Minjo! You idiots, wake up! STRIFE: Stop being that�one thing I am, Titanium! We didn�t uh�mean to go boom on your castle! TITANIUM: SILENCE, ignorant fool! You just don�t listen to anyone, now do you! MERCENARY: Well if I�m not mistaken, NERD, you�re the one that isn�t listening to- TITANIUM: SILENCE! SILENCE, SILENCE, SILENCE! PEACE: Yeah, I thought so. People that just won�t change because they�re too stupid to listen to what they�re doing wrong. NOTE: Referring to certain super statters, yo! Not pointing fingers though :) TITANIUM: BWAHAHA! Now you must face me, the Prince of this Village, in a fair fight! I don�t mind if all of- All of them jump Titanium with their weapons and knock at him until he�s KO�d. TITANIUM: Ow� AXEM TITANIUM: 0/300 PEACE: Seriously, is that all we do? Titanium then starts to�melt. TITANIUM�S VOICE: BWAHAHA! Time for my cheap new form of destruction! Woohoo! LORD OF SOP: Time to end the episode! END OF EPISODE FOUR |