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| Episode Five |
| Making Fun of People Again! |
| On the last episode, our five �favorite� um��Heroes� fought against the vengeful Axem Titanium and his two lackeys. No problem there :) However, Axem Titanium is starting to melt into something else�Yay� -------------------------------------------------- Windbreaker, Typhoon, Peace, Strife and Mercenary keep watching Titanium melt. TITANIUM: (Still melting) HAHAHA! You are too dumb to attack now! THOSE FIVE PEOPLE: NOOOO!!! Titanium for some reason becomes LIQUID TITANIUM, which is his SECOND, CHEAP MODE. NOTE: [Runs Titanium�s lawsuits] LIQUID TITANIUM: 100/100 AXEM STRIFE: 330/500 AXEM WINDBREAKER: 500/500 JK TYPHOON: 600/600 AXEM PEACE: 300/300 AXEM MERCENARY: 600/600 MERCENARY: Like most stories, we must first underestimate this guy for having such a low amount of HP. STRIFE: Ha! Your HP is so low! I bet this SECOND, CHEAP MODE isn�t that strong! PEACE: Am I the only one seeing what�s wrong?! Liquid Titanium quickly slides up to the ceiling and rains down molten titanium on the five. The five get out of the way before getting harmed, but Titanium soon ambushes Strife. STRIFE: How come I�m ALWAYS the first to go? LORD OF SOP: Shut up! AXEM STRIFE: 0/500 WINDBREAKER: Oh no! This guy is stronger than we thought! Peace slaps her hand to her forehead. PEACE: Please, help me� Liquid Titanium advances on Peace. PEACE: PLEASE!!! Typhoon raises his sword and stabs Liquid Titanium in the back. He loses the rest of his HP. AXEM LIQUID TITANIUM: 0/100 TYPHOON: Stupid� Typhoon takes his sword out of the muck and Liquid Titanium reforms into his regular form. WINDBREAKER: OK, let�s heal them now! PEACE: What for? MERCENARY: So we can talk to them for some reason and then make some sort of friendship where they will probably join our team. PEACE: Whatever� Peace heals all the KO�d fighters back to full health. AXEM STRIFE: 500/500 AXEM TITANIUM: 300/300 JK SAPPHIRE: 260/260 JK MINJO: 600/600 SAPPHIRE: What a lame day� MINJO: We aren�t paid enough to be servants� TITANIUM: Shut up! I don�t even pay you two anyway! STRIFE: Well, now we can reminisce about how we didn�t know about that bomb. TITANIUM: Fine! But I�m not listening! -------------------------------------------------- Minutes later� PEACE: �So in the end, we DIDN�T know about that bomb. If we did, Fast wouldn�t have died. TITANIUM: Oh, it�s that simple! But I hate you all anyway for blowing up this village. TYPHOON: Whatever. Can we go now? TITANIUM: I guess you can, seeing as there�s still hard feelings and nothing else to talk about. For next few hours, the eight of them decide to bury the dead outside the village. Fast is left with a tombstone that reads, �Axem Fast says, �I�m awesome!� The five main characters leave the village as Titanium gives them one last message. TITANIUM: Let�s hope we don�t meet by coincidence later in this story. MINJO: No kidding� SAPPHIRE: Because that wouldn�t be much of a coincidence. They walk by the broken machine gun traps. MERCENARY: I guess we won�t have Titanium and his lackeys on our team unless he comes rushing out of the village saying he will join us. They look back at the village and see Titanium, Sapphire and Minjo still staring. TITANIUM, SAPPHIRE, and MINJO: WHAT?! TYPHOON: Let�s just go. We never liked them anyway. They begin their trek back to the Village of the Skies. STRIFE: So, I think we should report that our mission was successful and nothing went wrong to Lord Jamey. PEACE: Strife, stop acting stupid. WINDBREAKER: He�s not acting, Peace� MERCENARY: Let�s just run back to the Village and beat the crud out of Jamey for sending us on a suicide mission. TYPHOON: Works with me! They begin their sprint back to the village. MERCENARY: And someone is probably watching us, like most stories. WINDBREAKER: Mercenary, you read way too many comic books. Little did they know, Mercenary was right, AGAIN. Watching from the nearby trees, a female, yellow Axem with red stripes down her arms and legs starts plotting. ???: Like in most stories, I will be known as �???� because the author is too lazy to make up something new. LORD OF SOP: Shut up. ???�s name changes to Mysterious Axem. MYSTERIOUS AXEM: That�s freaking common too! LORD OF SOP: Fine! Mysterious Axem�s name changes to Weirdo. WEIRDO: Whatever. Time for�REVENGE! Weirdo lets out an evil laugh. PEACE: I�m pretty sure I heard something. MERCENARY: We should check it out�but I�m lazy. Let�s not. Weirdo follows the five through the forest silently, matching their speed perfectly. WEIRDO: (Thinking) I know! I�ll just scare them now to make them stop! Then I can KILL THEM! MWAHAHA! Weirdo�s eyes flash at the group of five, creating an illusion in front of them. What they see is� ANOTHER T-REX! WINDBREAKER: Eh, not like we haven�t seen one of those. Let�s just keep going. WEIRDO: (Thinking) GRRR!!! Weirdo keeps following them and creates another illusion. This time, they see� KILLER BEES! WINDBREAKER: Seen those too. My, aren�t these coincidental appearances? Weirdo finally gets frustrated and appears in front of them. WEIRDO: STOP!!! TEAM: OK! All of them stop running for AN ENCOUNTER. IMAGE: First off, let me introduce myself for no good reason. I am Axem Image, as you can tell by my appearance and name. STRIFE: What name? IMAGE: Shut up! I am here to WREAK MY HAVOC! TYPHOON: This is stupid. Let�s just go. IMAGE: (In a whiny tone) Aww�but I wanna wreak my havoc on you people! MERCENARY: Tch, fine� IMAGE: Good. Anyway, time for my big announcement. An extreme close-up starts on Image�s face. IMAGE: You Village of the Skies fighters are all alike�ignorant and inconsiderate of other people�s feelings! PEACE: Wait, what? IMAGE: So I�m here to fight you alone because I think I�m almighty and I can do this! But I probably won�t� PEACE: What kind of story are we in� TYPHOON: One with a lot of BLOOD! MWAHAHA! Typhoon raises his sword again. IMAGE: This is it. Time for my revenge for what your village did years before to the Village of Illusionists! END OF EPISODE FIVE NOTE: Is it me, or is this turning out to be a lot like Axem Parodies? You know, I�m making fun of other stories :) |