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| Episode One |
| Graduation |
| http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/ZeldaWindWaker-IntroStory.mid On a small, forgotten country, a tradition is long kept. This tradition is to train any children within their village until they come of age to fight. However� *Cuts to scene of burning villages* The impact of these customs has made more than its share of trouble. *Flash forward many years into the future* Though the effects of war only strengthened the thirst to become more powerful, many villages and clans have died out over the years, until only a handful now survive that carry on the old ways. *Camera focuses on one of the villages, the Village of the Skies. In this particular village, upon the age that they become full-fledged fighters, the children are placed into groups of five and set out on tasks assigned by the highest ranking officials to complete, and report back, never questioning their objectives, never giving any second thoughts on who they might hurt�Or even kill� This year, a couple of students are about to become full-fledged fighters, but these students are different. They have much more speed, power, will, and endurance than all the others, and may even surpass the village�s highest alliance of fighters. It is already known that these students will become the top fighting force of the Village of the Skies. But there�s one thing that is kept a complete secret from the children and to be only whispered amongst the highest ranking officials of each village: HOW COME the villages are hidden away� HOW did this tradition even start� And above all, WHY they are all fighting in the first place� STOP MUSIC -------------------------------------------------- As our story opens, the camera zooms in on Axem Strife, just waking up in his cozy house supplied by the government� STRIFE: Ah, crud�What time is� A clock next to him reads 10:35 AM. STRIFE: I guess I�ll just skip out on school� He turns over and mutters, "I hope it isn't graduation day..." Our camera changes to Strife rushing out of his home, realizing where he should be. STRIFE: No time to put on non-existent Axem Clothes or fix the non-existent Axem Hygiene� He makes it to the graduation ceremony and sits in his seat. He watches closely at the ceremony until... CEREMONY ANNOUNCER: �But the award for the COOLEST graduate of the Village of the Skies goes to�wow, no surprise here. Axem Strife! STRIFE: Ah, I knew it. He walks up to the stage and waves to a crowd of cheering girls. STRIFE: If only I could go on missions with all of you! CHEERING GIRLS: *Faints* CEREMONY ANNOUNCER: My, you are just too good to be in my presence. STRIFE: Yes, get out! He kicks him off the stage and looks toward the graduating class. STRIFE: Now, which lovely ladies get to join me? Four, unattractive�festively plump (Hehehe�) women step up next to him. FAT GIRL: Oh my gosh, we�re going to have SO MUCH fun together! UGLY FATTY: Yeah, like, fer sure! Strife cringes. STRIFE: Ah, nuts� PLUMP LADY: Strife, what�s wrong? Don�t you like us? Aren�t we PRETTY? STRIFE: No! BIG LOSER: Strife, you�re so mean! Strife! Strife!? -------------------------------------------------- Strife?! You idiot, wake up! He stirs awake inside his graduation seat. STRIFE: (half asleep) Just get them away� A section of the girls giggle. CEREMONY ANNOUNCER: Anyway, as I was saying before Strife and his Zs flooded the microphone, I would like to congratulate those of you on passing the tests of our academy and becoming full-fledged warriors, though you won�t be sure which of you passed until I call your name. SECTION OF GIRLS: We love you, Lord Jamey! NOTE: Jamey is a high-ranking official for the Village of the Skies and is addressed formally by lowly students. Gosh, I love making stories :) JAMEY: Quiet you. I will now announce the groups of five you will travel in to complete missions, along with your team advisor. Strife falls asleep again. NOTE: Strife is the unlucky one who lost my Coin Flip of Death competition, thus will be made fun of the most. Ha ha! :) -------------------------------------------------- Minutes later� Strife stirs awake again. STRIFE: (mostly asleep) My pizza�Wait, was my name called yet? BOY NEXT TO HIM: Nah, but a lot of people have been� JAMEY: As for our last team to be assembled� He shuffles around some papers on his podium. JAMEY: Jr. Koopa Typhoon! A Koopa with bat-like wings stands and walks up next to Jamey. JAMEY: Axem Mercenary! A solid black Axem stands and takes his place next to Typhoon. JAMEY: Axem Peace! A small, lavender Axem with wings on her back flies up and takes her place. JAMEY: Axem Windbreaker! A light green Axem quickly stands up and takes his place next to Peace. At this point, only two people are sitting the in graduates� seats: The boy Strife was talking to and Strife, of course. JAMEY: And the fifth member will be� STRIFE: (thinking) Is this really necessary? JAMEY: Reeky Loser! REEKY LOSER: Oh yeah! I knew it! STRIFE: Um�Lord Jamey? What about me? JAMEY: Uh� *Shrugs* Reeky Loser jumps up and�knocks over all the chairs. REEKY LOSER: ACK! He ends up knocking over every single one. He eventually breaks his leg. REEKY LOSER: My life will probably go downhill from here. JAMEY: (thinking) If this is this year�s crop, we�re doomed� (Out loud) OK, because there�s no one left and Reeky Loser is such a loser, Axem Strife! STRIFE: OH YEAH! I KNEW IT! Strife runs up to meet with his other four group members. TYPHOON: Yup, our last fool has been decided� Peace�s left eye flashes really quickly. TYPHOON: But that�s OK. Peace, stop that! PEACE: Sorry, it�s just fun to do! MERCENARY: Uh huh� WINDBREAKER: So where�s our advisor, Lord Jamey? JAMEY: He should be coming shortly. VOICE: Axem Fast says, �Hiya!� A white Axem suddenly appears in front of them. EVERYONE ELSE: WHAT THE- Peace�s left eye flashes quickly. EVERYONE ELSE: -darn? (Except Peace) Peace, stop that. JAMEY: Your group advisor will be Axem Fast. FAST: *Winks* Axem Fast gets the fun group! TYPHOON: Another fool� Jamey turns to the team of five. JAMEY: OK, though people for some reason may not see it, I�ve assembled this team myself, meaning you five are definitely the best of this village�With the exception of Strife. STRIFE: Hey! MERCENARY: Yeah, I was wondering why no other teams got any Axems or Jr. Koopas. JAMEY: (Continuing) �Which is why your expectations of performance will be slightly higher than the others. Don�t mess up. Do I make myself clear? TEAM OF FIVE: Yes, Lord Jamey. NOTE: BWAHAHA! :) JAMEY: Good. I will now do some important, top secret, probably EVIL confidential work while Fast trains you five for the first mission. Jamey walks off in a maniacal laughter. TEAM OF FIVE: � FAST: Axem Fast says, ��� PEACE: So, what will our training be like? FAST: Axem Fast is lazy�Axem Fast doesn�t want to train today, so you five can go home or something. Fast runs off. TYPHOON: How did we get the idiot teacher? FAST: (Behind Typhoon) Axem Fast is highly qualified, that�s why! EVERYONE ELSE: WHOA! FAST: Axem Fast will see you tomorrow on our first mission! He runs off for good this time. WINDBREAKER: Well, he seems�Psycho. STRIFE: Yes, "Psycho" fits perfectly. PEACE: Maybe we should�train on our own? Get to know each other before we start doing missions together? Mercenary and Typhoon are nowhere to be found. STRIFE: Fast told us to go home, so bye! Strife runs off. WINDBREAKER: And I ate one of those school burritos�gotta get home and onto the toilet ;) Windbreaker runs off. PEACE: �Yeah, we�re doomed. -------------------------------------------------- The next day� The team of five meets up in front of where Axem Fast lives. FAST: Axem Fast is tired� TEAM: YOU SHOULD�VE BEEN UP AN HOUR AGO! FAST: Axem Fast says, �Hey, you�re right!� Fast kicks down his front door and nearly squishes everyone. FAST: Axem Fast should stop doing that. Axem Fast keeps almost killing someone. TYPHOON: (thinking) Idiot. MERCENARY: (thinking) Moron. PEACE: (thinking) We�re so freaking doomed� WINDBREAKER: (thinking) Curse you, school burritos! STRIFE: I�m hungry�Oops, said that out loud. END OF EPISODE ONE NOTE: This episode is mostly just for laughs. ACTUAL stuff happens in the next one though! |