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| Episode Two |
| Fast is Stupid... |
| On the last episode�not much happened. Axems Strife, Windbreaker, Peace and Mercenary with Jr. Koopa Typhoon were placed in a group, carefully selected by the evil-seeming Lord Jamey. Their team advisor: Axem Fast (Who happens to be a complete idiot). The group of five and Fast are just about to receive their first mission. -------------------------------------------------- Our six heroes are currently wandering the streets of the Village of the Skies. MERCENARY: So why is it we�re taking so long to get to the Mission Briefings Building? WINDBREAKER: (whispering) Don�t ask me. Ask the idiot. FAST: Axem Fast says, �Um�we certainly aren�t lost in our own village!� EVERYONE ELSE: � -------------------------------------------------- Hours later� PEACE: Fast, we�re lost. You know that, right? FAST: Axem Fast knows where he�s going� TYPHOON: But we�ve been walking around for hours! FAST: Axem Fast found the right place though! Yeah, even though it took forever, they were actually at the Mission Briefings Building! The team of five looks across the street from it and see�Fast�s house. MERCENARY: How did we� STRIFE: Onwards! They walk inside and meet up with Jamey. JAMEY: What took you guys so-Oh yeah, Fast is your advisor. FAST: Axem Fast says, �Ding!� JAMEY: Anyway, this way, please. They take a walk down a hall classified for TOP SECRET EVI-I MEAN, GOVERNMENT PLANNING ROOMS. JAMEY: Er, please ignore that sign. They walk for nearly a minute before being escorted into a room with a map and a lot of lego models on a table. PEACE: You know, we could�ve saved a ton of time if we just got our standard issue maps all fighters have. JAMEY: SILENCE! MWAHAHA! TYPHOON: Uh�huh� They stand around the table and stare down at the map. It shows the country they are currently on, Danpen�which looks like a giant circle. JAMEY: Yup, the land that we named wrong and that nature screwed up on. Anyway, for your first mission� He points to one of the lego models, shaped like a fort. JAMEY: �That cheaply made toy is where you are going, to the Village of Guardians. As you probably know, we have an alliance with this village, and your first mission, like all others, will be slightly harder than those of other group�s. MERCENARY: Yeah, yeah. What do we do, and who do we kill� Fast quickly nudges Mercenary in the chest before he says anything else stupid. MERCENARY: [Cough] Fast is a moron! [Cough] JAMEY: For your first mission, you will deliver� He holds up a plain, brown package. JAMEY: �This rather suspicious looking package to the king of the village. And�that�s about it. Any questions? PEACE: Yes. For starters, if we�re the best in this village, what�s so hard about this? And second of all, what the crud is in that suspicious looking package anyway? JAMEY: Um�uh� He starts making stuff up. JAMEY: For one, the route you will be taking will be highly guarded by�killer bees, yeah! Also, there is a slight chance there might be�stray dinosaurs on the loose! STRIFE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Strife faints. JAMEY: Yeah, I thought so. As for your package, you don�t want to know what�s inside that. Jamey lets out hysteric, EVIL laughter. WINDBREAKER: (ignoring it, just like everyone else) OK, so what are we waiting for? Let�s go! JAMEY: Oh, one more thing. The Village of Guardians is surrounded by a bunch of traps that only people from the Village of the Skies, which are talented by speed/air abilities, should be able to penetrate. STRIFE: Yes, that would also explain those Machine Gun Traps surrounding our village. The Village of Guardians all have a freaking high defense, and will only receive scratches� PEACE: Wait, Strife was thinking? He starts configuring the lego fort into a car (somehow). PEACE: Oh, good. I thought something wrong was happening� JAMEY: Now go beat the crud out o-I mean, go deliver that package. They jump out a nearby window�the nearby, FIRST STORY window. FAST: Axem Fast says, �Onwards!� -------------------------------------------------- At the village gates� The six quickly run past their machine gun traps and into a nearby forest. WINDBREAKER: Why do we even keep those up when people are leaving? TYPHOON: Constant vigilance, Windbreaker. Constant! I mean, allow me to demonstrate� Typhoon raises his sword and� -------------------------------------------------- Minutes (and a couple of healing spells) later� STRIFE: I think Jamey was lying about the bees and the dinosaurs out here. MERCENARY: Strife, may I ask a serious question? STRIFE: Go ahead! MERCENARY: Do you strive to be stupid, or does it come naturally? Strife grins. STRIFE: The name�s Strife, not STRIVE! MERCENARY: OK, that�s all I needed to know. PEACE: Can�t we just move on in this story? I mean, if we�re supposed to be blessed with high speed, shouldn�t we be there already? FAST: Axem Fast says, �Um�uh�What the heck is that?!� He points to a nearby T-Rex. -------------------------------------------------- Jamey sips his coffee in the most evil way he can think of. JAMEY: Yes, that was sort of evil�Oh, now I remember. There WERE stray dinosaurs! Luckily I told them so! -------------------------------------------------- TYPHOON: Well there�s only one way to deal with this. He takes out his sword, still covered with Windbreaker blood. TYPHOON: Hehehe� FAST: Axem Fast agrees. Fast starts running away. EVERYONE ELSE: HEY! They begin chasing him. PEACE: Eh, should�ve known. The Village of the Skies teaches mostly about running away from battles. WINDBREAKER: Yes, we got stuck in the LAME village. After a few minutes of running, they find Fast in a tree, throwing rocks at bee hives. FAST: Axem Fast wants Honey Combs! He knocks down the hives and pop out� STRIFE: KILLER BEES! WE SHOULD NEVER QUESTION LORD JAMEY! NOTE: I love doing that, you know? :) They start running away through the forest. -------------------------------------------------- Minutes later� FAST: Axem Fast says, �Here we are!� Somehow, they got to the Village of Guardians! MERCENARY: I�m starting to hate these strange coincidences. PEACE: I�m starting not to care. They look around and spot several machine gun traps. TYPHOON: Why don�t they bother to hide them? Don�t they want to kill people who approach? WINDBREAKER: Who cares? Let�s go! They go through the field of traps, either flying over them or running through the field of bullets. TYPHOON: They�re not even too smart as to make them hit air enemies! WINDBREAKER: Like I said, who cares? They kick down the large front gates and enter the Village of Guardians. END OF EPISODE TWO |