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| Episode Three |
| Me: The last time on Solids Deathtrap Dungeon we saw JKI AKA Jr. Koopa Indigo, stuck by some glue form creature with a fist not to mention Axem Dark Ice playing his cards right to eliminate JKI possibly. *Shows Dark Ice shattering JKI with a Dark icy blast* And it also appears all may be doomed for Copper already, Prism gets into a nasty fight with a couple of Hobgoblins and I got beat up! So now here is......Solid�s Deathtrap dungeon: Episode Three!! ------------Outside the Deathtrap dungeon on the other side---------- Ice cream man: Free ice cream! Audience: That�s good! Ice cream man: But the ice cream contains flesh eating bacteria. Audience: That�s bad! Ice cream man: But you get your free choice of toppings! Audience: That�s excellent! +++++++Audience looks at script+++++++++++++ Audience: Oh sorry. That�s good. Ice cream man: But the toppings contain googoogagablahblah syndrome mind control. Audience: � (Partly taken from The Simpsons) ++++++++++++Audience member stands up++++++++ Audience member: Can I go to the bathroom? ++++++++++Solid shoots him+++++++++ Solid: NO! Audience: Isn't this supposed to be more of a medieval tournament? Solid: (sigh) That�s it.......Bring out......THE DANCING TWEENIES! +++++++++The dancing Tweenies come out and dance. The Audience gasps before dieing until the next episode Solid then laughs manically but then The Tweenies dance around him and he dies until the next episode as well++++++++++++++ (JAMEY�S NOTE: Well that�s convenient.) ------------Finally inside the Deathtrap Dungeon---------------- Prism: What to do now? ++++++++++She notices a path of Hobgoblin bones and blood+++++++++ Prism: I think I'll go this way. ++++++She follows the filth and after a minute of walking she arrives at a door. Hobgoblin screeches are heard behind it not to mention sword fighting noises. Prism peeks through the door when two Hobgoblins pounce on her through it taking five damage off each person+++++++++++ Axem Prism 325/700 Hobgoblin1 195/200 Hobgoblin2 195/200 -------Combat------- Hobgoblin1 and 2 both screech at the same time leaving Prism vulnerable to attack for she has to cover her ears up Hobgoblin2 jumps onto Prism but she lets out a lethal kick to its stomach. Hobgoblin2 184/200 Prism then leaps up in the air and smashes the end of her Axe on Hobgoblin2's forehead. Hobgoblin2 164/200 Unfortunately, while Prism was taking care of Hobgoblin two, Hobgoblin one comes from behind her and jabs her in the back. Axem Prism 323/700 He then swings his poorly made sword that isn't very sharp at Prism's back, making a long cut, ripping some of her leather armor in half and making the wound bleed (Even though I know Axems don't have blood). (JAMEY�S NOTE: They might though! :) ) Axem Prism 253/700 Prism: This doesn�t sound like my stats and why are you making me say this? Also, will we continue the fight? Dead Solid: HELL NO! (JAMEY�S NOTE AGAIN: Hehe, my site = As much bad language as you want) Prism: Ok. --------Combat ends when Prism just chops their heads off------- Prism: That sounded cheap. Dead Solid: Life is cheap, honey :) --------And now we join Axem Copper in his nearly impossible situation------- Copper: Hey, how is this impossible? Dead Solid: SHUT IT! +++++++++++++BANG! The giant stick of Dynamite explodes++++++++++++ Copper 1/500 Dead Solid: That�s for questioning my authority! +++++++Copper is laid out unconscious when Jr. Koopa Stealth falls under the floor and lands on Copper+++++++ Copper: OW! Copper 0/500 JKS: Hey, thanks for the soft landing, buddy. +++++++++++JKS looks at Copper++++ JKS: Buddy, BUDDY?! ++++++++No reply+++++ JKS: I think I killed him. +++++++Jr.Koopa Stealth smiles++++++++ JKS: I killed an Axem, I eliminated some guy, score one for the bad guys! +++++++Suddenly Coppers hand grabs Stealth by the throat++++++ Copper 150/500 Copper: It appears your bragging brought me back to life. JKS: This cant be good. (JAMEY�S NOTE: [Can�t find a logical explanation]) ++++++++++Copper slings JKS up in the air and super kicks him in the stomach making JKS cough up blood (I like to make it sound gory :) ) but before JKS can land, mist spreads around in the tunnel and Copper freezes knowing who it is the mist clears and JKS is lying on the ground with blood around his mouth (of course he won't die because he is still living and the staff cant find him because he is in a burrow but still that all can change....)+++++++++++ Jr. Koopa Stealth 67/450 (Mainly from Dark Ice�s hidden attack) Copper: ! Dark Ice: Whats the matter? Scared of me? Copper: No, but you really should consider a different hairstyl- +++++++++++Suddenly Dark Ice fires a Dark Ice orb which Copper easily jumps over++++++++ Copper: So it�s a fight you want eh? Dark Ice: If you have a death wish, I would think so. ---------------Combat----------------- BATTLE MUSIC: http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/sony/ps1/What~891.mid Copper 150/500 Dark Ice 680/700 Copper: (Thinking) This is gonna be a tough one, but all I really have to do is dodge and hack all over again. Dark Ice goes to hit with Dark Icy Axe but Copper side-steps at the last moment and slammed his axe into Dark Ice's back. Dark Ice 655/700 Dark Ice turns around and fires an Ice orb quickly into Coppers stomach. Copper 100/500 Copper: (thinking) So much for my plan! Dark Ice cheaply kicks Copper in the stomach but Copper jumps back and tries to slam his axe into Dark Ices head but Dark Ice ducks it and immediately uses Dark Finger on Copper. Copper 99/500 Copper goes to super kick Dark Ice but Dark Ice ducks Copper turns around and Dark Ice sprays Dark Mist into Coppers eyes. Copper: (Sarcastic) Great, a poking and you blinding me thanks a lot! Dark Ice: Shut up and die! Dark Ice uses those ten vital seconds to charge up. He runs at Copper, who has rubbed the Dark Mist out of his eyes in time to see Dark Ice. What was more surprising to him is when Dark Ice stops and raises his axe to strike into the ground when suddenly he stops....and falls down to the ground. Dark Ice 495/700 --------Combat ends--------- STOP MUSIC! Copper: I don't believe it! ++++++++++++Jr. Koopa Stealth is breathing heavily with his scythe points at the fallen Dark Ice but Copper can�t believe is that he is up+++++++++++++ JKS: You see now that you must Look Before You Leap! Copper: You have a LBYL handbook? JKS: Nah, just rubbing it in his face. ++++++++++Copper hides his LBYL handbook++++++++++ Copper: Yep they�re silly aren't they? (Note: LBYL handbook is teaching people why you have to Look Before You Leap and how). +++++++JKS then aims his scythe at Copper++++++ JKS: Now there still are other matters of revenge to attend to. ++++++JKS runs at Copper but he steps out of the way and JKS unfortunately ends with a classic crash to the floor++++++++++ Jr.Koopa Stealth 56/450 JKS: OW! +++++++Copper is covered in ashes from the Giant Stick of Dynamite and he takes his rucksack off, unzips it, opens a jar and puts some healing cream on his wounds++++++++ Copper 300/500 -----------------Meanwhile near the finish line-------- +++For some strange reason, a police officer has handcuffs on Axems Aardvark and Samurai+++ Samurai: But officer, I swear we aren't drunk! Aardvark: YEAH! Officer: Yeah, Yeah! That�s what they all say! Samurai: So this is your revenge, Solid?! Dead Solid: Pretty much. Aardvark: Then what about me? Dead Solid: You and Samurai will be out for the next two episodes for some reason :) Aardvark: What�s that? +++++++An Annoying Boy steps out of the shadows+++++ Samurai: Who are you? Boy: Your worst nightmare! Aardvark and Samurai: AHHHHH!!!! (Check script then put it down again) We mean, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ++++++The Officer then arrests the boy+++++ Officer: NO MAKING THE HOSTAGES SQUEAL! Aardvark and Samurai: Hostages?! +++++Officer turns into a maniac++++++++++ Officer/Maniac: MWUHAHAHAHAHA! That�s right! YOU THREE ARE MY HOSTAGES FOR THE NEXT TWO EPISODES NOW WHO WANTS A GAME OF HOPSCOTCH!?!? Aardvark, Samurai and Boy: NOOOOOO! (Check script) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Sorry Gamma but I had to do that. Your story inspired me). -----------------Back with Prism-------- ++++++++Prism is laying down flat on her back catching her breath++++++++ Prism: How can two Hobgoblins tire me out so much? ++++++++She gets out a water canteen and starts drinking from it. She then finishes and puts it in her backpack++++++ Prism 266/700 ++++She sits up+++++ Prism: Guess I should kill all of the Hobgoblins off. Strange Noise: (Footsetps heard) Prism: Who's there? +++++They stop+++++ Prism: Huh? ++++The Hobgoblins fighting room door opens up and quickly closes again++++ Prism: ! +++++Prism slowly creeps to the massive, as long as a Greek temple pillar doors as she draws her axe when suddenly some water drips on her and she goes blue+++++++ Prism: That�s gonna help. +++She goes inside and sees at least two or three thousand Hobgoblins with swords or axes or no weapon at all fighting+++ Prism: There may be too many. ++++++She ducks a Hobgoblin diving at her and he goes flying through the doorway++++++ Prism: Alright, that does it! --------Combat--------- Battle Music: http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/sony/ps1/Crash_Bandicoot_3_Dingodile_DW.mid Prism uses a Tidal Wave washing away all but two and killing 300 from the shock they can't get up though from the big shock. Prism then uses a Prism Beam on one of the Hobgoblins sending it flying into the wall and goes right through it killing it. Hobgoblin1: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prism: STOP THAT! Prism jumps up into the air and lands down on that Hobgoblin with a Dim Attack. Hobgoblin1 150/200 Prism 316/700 Prism then kicks Hobgoblin1 halfway across the room when it gets up. Hobgoblin1 130/200 Another Hobgoblin springs up followed by two more. Hobgoblin1 130/200 Hobgoblin2 200/200 Hobgoblin3 200/200 Hobgoblin4 200/200 Hobgoblins 2-4 run in circles around Axem Prism as Hobgoblin1 gets back up Hobgoblin1 takes one of the dead Hobgoblins axes as Hobgoblins 2-4 charge at Prism doing a tri attack Prism is able to bat number 3 away with the end of her axe but 2 and 4 clobber her from behind with closed fists. Hobgoblin1 130/200 Hobgoblin2 200/200 Hobgoblin3 160/200 Hobgoblin4 200/200 Axem Prism 286/700 Hobgoblin1 charges with an axe just as Prism collects her thoughts together but just in a nick of time she is able to slice Hobgoblin1's head off she quickly turns around to slice number 4's head off too HobGoblin3 draws his sword and parries Prisms axe out of her hand when she turns around but then Hobgoblin3 goes flying into the doors when Prism hits him with an energy sphere. Hobgoblin1 0/200 DEAD Hobgoblin2 200/200 Hobgoblin3 95/200 OUT OF BATTLE Hobgoblin4 0/200 DEAD Axem Prism 286/700 Suddenly another Hobgoblin rises. Hobgoblin5:Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! Hobgoblin2 rummages through a few dead HobGoblin bodies and finds a bow and arrow but Prism does a cartwheel over to Hobgoblin2 grabs an arrow and snaps it over Hobgoblin2's head causing very serious damage to the head. Hobgoblin2 50/200 Hobgoblin5 200/200 Axem Prism 286/700 Axem Prism then takes out another arrow and stabs Hobgoblin2 in the heart with it, lets go of the arrow turns around and gives Hobgoblin5 a massive kick to the family jewels. Hobgoblin2 0/200 DEAD Hobgoblin5 160/200 Axem Prism 286/700 Hobgoblin5 falls to the floor holding his privates when Axem Prism begins charging up and the small winds begin to get stronger and stronger, 5 more Hobgoblins get up as the winds get stronger still! But the five Hobgoblins don't get up they are too busy searching for their own weapons. --------Elapsed time and End of Combat----------- ++++++Eventually the Hobgoblins all get back up but because Prism has been charging so long...+++++++ Prism: HURRICANE! Hobgoblins:.......? +++++++++Prism starts finishing the charge up and fires Hurricane at the HobGoblins+++++++++ All the HobGoblins:0/1000 STOP MUSIC! ++++++Suddenly from behind her a Hobgoblin that was hiding away in the corner that is an archer is just about to shoot Prism when somebody pushes it off+++++++++ Final Hobgoblin: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! Final Hobgoblin 0/200 Prism:What th-? +++++She turns to see Pierce!+++++ Prism: ...... Me: Is Pierce allied or Hostile? Neutral or Nuclear? What will happen with Copper, JKS and Dark Ice? Why is this narration so short? Why is there no Jr.Koopa Indigo!? JKI:I'll tell you why! Because I get to be guest narrator next episode! Me: NOOOOOOOOO! End of Episode Three. Advertisement credit roll: Jamey�s site of stories or whatever it is, VG music and Axem Worlds by Axem Gamma one of the funniest stories I've read :) Also Me and Axem Blue, ya :) |
| Death to the Hobgoblins! And AHHHHH! Tweenies! |
| (A statue of honor to Jamey for no reason at all.) |