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| Episode Four |
| A NEW ALLIANCE! |
| Me: On the last episode of Solid�s Deathtrap Dungeon, we had a 3rd episode celebration for no reason whatsoever! And then we cut out Jr. Koopa Indigo for no reason! JKI: No, I got a guest narrator spot for this episode: ITS ALL GOOD! Me: ... JKI: Anyway, now the Tweenies have turned feral and made that dog of theirs there king and now That dog of theirs is running things...And also we had Copper Vs Dark Ice and then a Minor near-fight between Jr. Koopa Stealth and Axem Copper. Could this be a preview of what is to come in the finals? +++++Suddenly a chair is heard smashing against JKI�s skull++++++ ME: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks Jamey. Jamey: No problem, NERD!! (JAMEY�S NOTE: Just avoid dark alleys for a while: You don�t know when I�ll jump you ;) ) ++++++++A chair smack to Solid�s skull is heard++++++ (JAMEY�S NOTE AGAIN: Apparently sooner than I thought) Jamey: Also, Aardvark, Samurai and The very annoying boy from Axem Worlds by Axem Gamma were held hostage by the maniac policeman and then Axem Prism wiped out every single Hobgoblin but 1! But then that last Hobgoblin nearly killed Prism but Pierce shoved it off all the way crashing into the ground and died. We now go onto our next episode. "A NEW ALLIANCE!" -------Back at the grounds------- Tweenies: All hail the dog! All hail the dog! +++++++Suddenly, Solid and the Audience flip back to their feet although the Audience and Solid are all in the trash can++++++ Audience Guy: Hey it�s that Solid guy! Let�s GET HIM! Solid: (cowardly) Or we could get those tweenies! Audience: YEAH! Tweenies: Time to sing a song! Audience: DIE, GOODIE GOODIES! ++++++++++They all throw spears from nowhere killing all the tweenies++++++++++ Dog: WOOF! Solid: Hey, let�s throw the dog away! +++++But it�s too late; they are already worshipping it++++ Solid: That�s it! ++++Solid throws the dog into Iraq and all the people in the Audience get angry++++ -----In Iraq------- +++The dog lands+++ Iraqis: YAY FOOD! ------Back outside the Deathtrap Dungeon------ Audience: Grrrr..... Solid: GET LOST!! ++++Solid throws The Audience into Iraq+++ Solid: I'll get a new Audience! ------In Iraq------ +++The people of the Audience land in Iraq+++++++ Iraqis: YAY! SECONDS! --------Back in the Deathtrap Dungeon----- ++++Axem Copper stands up+++++ Copper: Well, I'm off to the finals... +++Dark Ice and JKS moan painfully++++ Copper: Uh...cya! ++++Copper hops off++++ Dark Ice: You know what? JKS: What? Dark Ice: It�s about time I also went to the finals! JKS: Huh? ++++Dark Ice suddenly turns into cloudy water vapor and floats off++++++++ JKS: That�s it! *JKS takes his Backpack off and gets out a glowing orb* JKS: I will win.........BECAUSE OF THIS! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --------Back where the hobgoblins are or....were--------- +++++++++Prism is still staring at Pierce++++++ Prism: Why did you help me? Pierce: Because I thought you needed it. Prism: Oh.... +++++Suddenly someone pushes off Pierce+++++++ Pierce 0/??? Editors Note: TAKE THAT FOR NOT REPLYING TO MY PLEA FOR YOUR STATS!.......Also it was about time I got rid of someone anyway. (JAMEY�S NOTE: Not me�) Solid: CURSE YOU, EDITOR! Aardvark: GOT 'IM! The Maniac Cop from episode 3: I LET YOU GO BECAUSE YOU WERE A RUBBISH HOPSCOTCH PLAYER SO UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN! Aardvark: HIT THE ROAD HOMEBOY! ++++The Maniac Cop From Episode 3 sulks off++++++++ Aardvark: Now to get rid of you! Solid: Or you could form an Alliance because I say so or you get thrown out because I framed you. Police guy: Excuse me Solid, you are under arrest for framing others. Solid: IT WAS HIM! Police Guy: Ok, we don't know who you are talking about because we are just voices so now...we arrest Pierce! Solid: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Prism: Well I'm okay with that. Aardvark: I guess I am too. +++++++++But then suddenly everything starts shaking++++++++ Aardvark: Oh no! Prism: What is it?! Aardvark: RUN!!!!!!!!! +++++++The wall suddenly blasts open and a mass of green comes: the hobgoblin relatives. They are about a foot or two bigger than the hobgoblins, but they are riding wolves! And then in a mass of Green and Grey they ride down with a few crazy ones falling off and killing themselves from the steepness. They are then followed by horribly a Pet Pit Fiend!+++++++++ Prism: I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN! +++++++Aardvark has already sped off but Prism darts after him just being able to find out where he is as the Goblin Wolf Riders begin catching up and the Pit Fiend is already helping by stomping on several of Goblins by running after Prism and Aardvark+++++++++++ http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/sony/ps1/escape.mid Prism: WE NEED SOMETHING TO HOLD THEM OFF! Aardvark: GOOD! Can you think of something?! Prism: WELL I COULD FIRE A PRISM BEAM INTO THERE! Aardvark: YOU DO THAT! Prism: BUT WE CAN'T STOP, THEY�RE GAINING ON US! Aardvark: I have a plan! ++++++They bash through the gigantic doors+++++ Prism: Well here's one thing that will give us more time! ++++++Prism stops as Aardvark goes on, she then turns around fires several blast of energy spheres sending back many Goblin Wolf riders. One also clips the Pit Fiend on the side of its shin++++ Pit Fiend 1,998/2000 +++++About 10 Goblins get hit and are thrown off their wolves. Five die crashing to the ground when their wolves get hit. Two more die when the Pit Fiend pauses for a moment stepping on them. Aardvark has now only just realized that Prism has stopped to fire Energy Spheres at them+++++ Aardvark: Prism, you crazy woman, get over here now, unless you wanna get attacked! ++++++By then the goblin Wolf Riders are in range and throw their spears at Prism. Prism jumps out the way slamming the doors shut at the same time. Unfortunately, four get through. She manages to grab one and two other ones are just short, however one gets her in the right rib just where Samurai slashed her+++++++ Prism: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (I probably have to inform you that it is a scream from pain not fear). Prism 200/700 (TO ADD DRAMTICNESS, play 'Going Under' By Evanessence hits so you can stop the Escape music. Also if you don't know what the song is just turn off the music and ignore this but please imagine that going under is playing). Prism: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Aardvark: I'm COMING PRISM! ++++++Aardvark uses AARDsummon over and over again until there are at least 500 aardvarks. They all press against the doors blocking the Goblin Wolf Riders and their Pet Pit Fiend from getting in Aardvark then picks Prism up with his long tongue and runs off, shortly afterwards the Pet Pit Fiend rips through the massive gates which are only just bigger then him the Goblin Wolf Riders and Pet Pit Fiend then tear and completely rip all of the Aardvarks apart few make it out and they knew from the start they never stood a chance against that Pit Fiend++++++++ STOP MUSIC! -----------------Somewhere in some hallways-------------- ++++++++JKS is walking down the hallway when he sees a massive bell in his way++++++++ JKS: A bell? Well it might do something. ++++++++++He smacks the bell with his fist lightly so it doesn't hurt++++++ +++++++++It rapidly shakes the whole hall and JKS loses 10 hp++++++ Jr.Koopa Stealth 46/450 +++++++JKS stops it with his boot. He then lightly puts his foot down and nothing else happens+++++++++ JKS: WHAT A STUPID WASTE OF MY TIME! +++++++++JKS is just about to continue walking when the orb you can clearly see is in his backpack starts to glow++++++ Jr.Koopa Stealth 60/450 JKS: So every time I get hit my HP increases by plus ten of the number! ............ JKS: Not that I know about my HP and that because it doesn�t come on screen in front of me....... +++++++++JKS walks off eastwards with the orb still glowing+++++++ -------------Back somewhere familiar------- JKI: I GOTTA GET MY HAND OFF THIS DOOR! +++++++JKI uses a Rapier slash to hack the handle off+++++++++ JKI: Well it�s an improvement! +++++++But then some goo slides off and drops on the floor (which was the glue). The handle falls out of JKI's hand, dropping on his foot+++++ JKI: OW! JKI 379/700 +++++++++But just then the gooey glue forms into something it's, it's, it's Axem Strife!+++++++++++ Strife: Hey, what am I doing here? JKI: (Sounding mystical) You are here to give me a free cheeseburger! Strife: Oh, sure! Here you are, buddy! +++++++Strife reaches into his pocket and takes out a greasy dripping cheeseburger. The camera zooms in revealing a disgusting fly is around it dripping in green stuff Cheeseburger even with one of Strife's old gym socks in it! A woman�s scream is heard in the background from it+++++++++ Strife: I have had it for half a year, saving it for a special occasion. Eat up and enjoy! JKI: ... ++++++++Strife is looking around as JKI is given a wig so his hair can stand up but from the fright it gets up and runs away++++ JKI: So what are you anyway? Strife: I am an Imitator of Axem Strife. JKI: Oh. Strife: I also have a short attention span.... +++++++Strife looks around and walks off++++++ JKI: HEY, WAIT! Wasn�t it YOU who punched me? Strife: Yeah. ++++++JKI shoot's his Eye Lasers at The Imitaor Imitating Strife++++ Imitator Strife 200/300 Strife: HEY, NO FAIR! ++++++Strife then looks around and shrugs++++ Strife: Hey, who are you? I'm Strife. JKI: I AM YOUR SLAYER! Strife: Really? JKI: YES! +++++JKI throws a few Magic Spheres at Imitator Strife but he ducks and dodges them all. Imitator Strife then jumps behind JKI in a still defensive stance++++++ --------Combat--------- http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/sony/ps1/cellsb22.mid JKI 379/700 Imitator Strife 200/300 JKI turns around and punches Imitator Strife but Imitator Strife goes to liquid form and darts underneath JKI's leg comes back in solid form and strikes JKI in the back with an axe. JKI 309/700 JKI goes for a Rapier Slash to Imitator Strife however Imitator Strife goes into liquid form and ducks it but then JKI levitates Imitator Strife up to the ceiling. Imitator Strife transforms into a hypno toad and hypnotizes JKI into letting him down. JKI drops him and Imitator Strife lands squished in liquid form to the ground. Imitator Strife 175/300 JKI uses this opportunity to slash Imitator Strife twice equaling extra damage with him being in liquid mode. Imitator Strife 45/300 Imitator Strife slowly starts wobbling up. Strife: You pathetic fool! You have not yet begun to feel my power! Imitator Strife goes back to Strife in solid form and uses Axe Tornado. It roars for five minutes with JKI running from it until JKI is backed to the door. Just when Imitator Strife is about to get him JKI ducks and jumps out the way and Imitator Strife goes through the door, batting away any sharp splinter-filled pieces. However, nine hit JKI doing 1 damage each and Imitator Strife stops his Axe Tornado and uses Quick Heal twice. JKI 300/700 Imitator Strife 145/300 While JKI is removing the splinter filled pieces of the wooden door, Imitator Strife goes into liquid form and continues to grow and grow until it reaches the ceiling and turns solid; now its 20-feet tall with an Axe that could swat trees into the air. STOP MUSIC! Tree: HEY! He uses us to make his axe then he swats us outta the sky?! Well that isn't very nice! Imitator Strife swats the tree through the roof when suddenly a whistle blows. -------Combat ends------- Solid: FOUL! PENALTY! YOU�RE OUTTA HERE! ++++++++Imitator Strife goes into Liquid form and grows until his head is over the stone roof so he can see Solid++++ Imitator Strife: WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?! Solid: Oh, yes! +++++++Speakers go over the dungeon+++++ Solid: (Saying it through the speakers) After slight unfairness I have concluded the following rules...No teams may be larger than two people, otherwise for example six-on-one of my savage creatures is just plain unfair! No blasting open the roof; we don't want you to escape here. No Escaping, no Axems/Jr. Koopas that aren't in the story may appear in the Audience only narrating! And finally, NO ARGUING WITH THE NARRATOR! Audience: Awwwww.... Solid: I SEE A FEW AXEMS AND JR. KOOPAS IN THE CROWD! Axems and Jr. Koopas: BUT WE PAYED FOR TICKETS! Solid: Well, okay, but NO REFRESHMENTS OR FOODS! Axems and Jr. Koopas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Solid: SO REMOVE THAT IMITATOR! ++++++Imitator Strife gets disintegrated by Aliens under contract by Solid++++++ Solid: NOW FIX THAT ROOF! ----------------Back with Jr.Koopa Stealth-------- JKS: Now THIS is a weird place. ++++JKS walks into a hall full of mirrors. He looks around until he gets to a dead end. There�s a large mirror with Chinese markings you can easily notice that are clearly different from the rest+++++ JKS:Hey, wait a minute! +++++He notices something a littler familiar he gets the glowing orb from out of his backpack and notices it has the same symbols on it. Suddenly, the orb floats over to the symbols and attaches. Marking to marking, the large mirror swings open and is coated with mist. The orb stops glowing and drops down with a thud. However, it does not break. Then a strange figure is seen out of the mist+++++ JKS:....... ----------------------The End------------- (No not the proper end just the end of this episode). ME: What creature lies behind that Mirror? A Pit Fiend is A T-Rex just smaller than what a T-rex's size is! Is this the last breath for Axem Prism and Aardvark? And the Aardvarks are in the only hospital! FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF SOLID�S DEATHTRAP DUNGEoN! Note: NO AARDVARKS WERE HURT IN THIS EPISODE AND JAMEY WAS REMOVED DUE TO IMMEDIATE BAD RATINGS. (JAMEY�S NOTE: Yeah well, your FACE gets bad ratings, NERD! And this took me over half an hour to edit!) |