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| Episode Two |
| Stop with the Bashing, Begin the Thrashing! |
| Me: On the last episode of Solid�s Deathtrap Dungeon, we saw Aardvark and Copper get rough and went to the Deathtrap Dungeon to determine who is a greater Axem after Copper tried to rob Aardvark of five cents. Axems Prism and Samurai proved great competitors but Samurai walked away or should I say disappeared, and now we join our characters in The Deathtrap Dungeon or should I say outside! *Boos and bottle fluttering is heard* HEY WATCH IT! (Not referring to the show, to watch it). ------------------Outside the Cavern---------------- Prism: I really don't like the look of a Demon�s head for the entrance. Crowd member: GET ON WITH IT! Jr. Koopa Indigo: SHUT UP! *Throws water bottle at crowd member knocking him out* *The other side of the crowd throw their water bottles at JKI booing him but he ducks it and it goes into the other side of the crowd JKI laughs but is hit by a bottle then ducks as another load is sent at him but instead he realizes that that load was sent to the other side of the crowd then the crowd starts a riot* Aardvark: Oh dear. *Solid raises his hand and the crowd stops* Solid: *Sitting on a nice sun bed underneath a bamboo umbrella shadowing him from the suns unforgiving rays* MAY SOLID�S DEATHTRAP DUNGEON..............COMMENCE! *The crowd cheers with excitement and begin rioting and watching as Axem Samurai, Jr. Koopa Stealth, Jr. Koopa Indigo and Axem Aardvark march in the cavern entrance shaped like a Demons head* Solid: (Whispers to criminal doing community service) Move me round to the back way incase *Holds in the evil laughter* They succeed! AAHAHAHAHAHA! *The criminal shakes his head as in he�s disappointed in Solid as we go back to the other four Axems stare into the Demon�s head entrance way* Dark Ice: YOU COWARDS! STAY THERE! I'M GONNA WIN! *Dark Ice marches off into The Demon�s head entrance way* Pierce: YEAH ME TOO! *Pierce marches off* (JAMEY�S NOTE: But where? I must be reminded again! :) ) Copper: (cockily) Well, what are you waiting for: ladies first. Prism: Coward� *Marches off* Copper: *Blows raspberry at her* I was only being polite! *Runs in* ------------We join Prism at a junction between east and west--------------- Prism: Well, let�s see now by the-Ew, gooey footprints. One of them looking a bit like Aardvark stumbled into the East direction but the other five all went west�hmm....I'll go East; it will be more of a challenge that way. *Prism walks East* *Meanwhile, Copper comes to the same junction* Copper: Well, if all of those five went west then that must mean its easier there! *Marches west* -----------We now join Axem Prism eastwards-------- Prism: Hhhhhhmmm.... *Suddenly she hears fighting and finds two hobgoblins fighting over a bag but as Prism looks closer she finds out it�s a sack. She decides to fight them as they are concentrated on each other. She shoots a Prism beam easily seen in the dark but it wipes out a goblin taking 150 HP off it as it was a lucky shot* Hobgoblin1 50/200 Hobgoblin 2 200/200 *The Hobgoblins are a bit dazed when suddenly Prism leaps in the air and blindsides Hobgoblin1 with a slash to the shoulder blade killing it and Hobgoblin two can only just stare* -----------------Combat------------------ Hobgoblin 200/200 Axem Prism 690/700 Prism: (thinking) CURSE THAT AXEM SAMURAI! *While Prism is still thinking of a strategy The Hobgoblin run up and kicks her in the wounded rib causing 60 damage* Hobgoblin 200/200 Axem Prism 630/700 Prism: NOW YOU�RE GONNA PAY! *Prism is getting very very angry. She jumps up in the air and slashes the unfortunate Hobgoblin with her move Energy cutter taking 115 HP away from the Hobgoblin* Hobgoblin 85/200 Axem Prism 630/700 Prism: *Heavy breathing* Hobgoblin: *Screeches* *The Hobgoblin jumps at Prism still screeching but Prism just swings her Axe as the Hobgoblin is just about to connect with her and slashes right across its chest area. It tumbles to the floor dead after taking 80 damage and five for crashing to the floor* --------------Short silence as Combat ends------------------ Prism: Told him it was gonna pay! *Prism walks over to the sack, unties it, and looks at it using her lamp she was given. She can just make out that it�s green, dips the end of her coat in it0 and dissolves. To her surprise, it�s acid She wonders how it�s still there and hasn�t dissolved when she notices there is an undissolveable coating around it she smirks and puts it in her backpack as she walks off* (JAMEY�S NOTE: No spelling suggestions for �Undissolveable�) ----------Meanwhile-------- *Rumbling is heard and Aardvark is fleeing for his life* Aardvark: I WANT MY BURROW! Aardvark: (thinking) Wait! Burrow! That�s it! *Axem Aardvark digs deep underneath the paved cement just in time because suddenly a boulder stops and is stuck there as Aardvark is still burrowing* ----------------Meanwhile again-------------- *JKI and Axem Dark Ice are walking down the hallway, still going west* JKI: Where to go next. Dark Ice: Hhhhmmmmmmmm....... JKI: Let�s try this door. *JKI puts his hand on the handle to swing the door open but it�s locked. He tries to pull his hand off it but it�s stuck there as if there�s glue on it!* JKI: Uh, a little help here, Dark Ice! Dark Ice: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL! I was playing that I was helping all along! Now that�s one down, seven more to go! JKI: Grrrrr..... *Suddenly a fist slams through the door and into JKI's stomach. He screams in pain and loses 70 HP* Jr.Koopa Indigo 630/700 Dark Ice: It appears to me that you will still go on so die! Dark ice charges up and sacrifices 20 hp. Dark Ice 680/700 Dark Ice then nearly shatters JKI with a dark icy blast! JKI 380/700 JKI: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *Dark Ice then walks off cockily leaving JKI to suffer* ---------------Final scene you probably hope----------------- *Suddenly a familiar boulder moves and Axem Copper is revealed as the one pushing it he then puts an axe in the way of the boulder somehow stopping Copper then kneels down and surveys the burrow* Copper: That coward.....he probably doesn�t even want to fight me here........*Copper smirks* Then I'll fight him underground! *Copper hops in the burrow* -------Elapsed Time----------- *Underground, Copper is crawling in the narrow burrow of Axem Aardvark when suddenly rumbling is heard* Copper: This cant be good. *Suddenly out of the dirt comes A Giant Scorpion....no......A* Copper: GIANT STICK OF DYNAMITE!...Oh...This can�t be good. Narrator (me): Is this the end of Axem Copper and Jr. Koopa Ninja? It�s only the first...oh sorry.....Second episode! And has Aardvark got back to his burrow?! *Suddenly Copper speaks* Copper: You know the dynamite should have killed me by now. Me: (big cheesy voice) SHUT UP! Samurai: You know, Pierce, Jr.Koopa Stealth and I weren�t in this episode!! (JAMEY'S NOTE: I'm pretty sure Pierce was in this episode. Just look at the first Jamey Note!) Me: (panicked) Now take it easy, guys!! *Sounds of the three bashing me up are heard as the screen goes wonky and fades* |