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| Episode One |
| No need for Introduction! (Ripping off Tenchi Universe) |
| Me: The pavement asphalt is renewed people are gathering the sky is blue the grass is green and who cares?!?!? Well........some people may, anyway now we start at the Pizza parlor?!?!? (yar dumb ain�t I pretending to be the narrator). *Axem Aardvark is sitting down currently looking at the menu when suddenly a waiter comes unto him* Waiter: (snotty Victorian English accent) Uh, may I take your order sir? Aardvark: Yeah, I would like my pizzas cut up in a rectangle shape (don�t ask why I just like that sound :) ) Waiter: And your drink? Aardvark: Water. Waiter: Your food? Aardvark: Yeah, about that. Which is better: ham or pineapple? Waiter: I don't know and I don't care. In fact, I don't even eat pizza! So what is your pizza going to be?!?! Aardvark: Oh, is pepperoni a better choice though? Waiter: Uh...*Stomps away angry* Where the waiter is at the kitchen now� Waiter: Hey Joe, YOU GOT THE SLOP WE FEED OUR ANNOYING GUESTS SHAPED LIKE THEIR FAVORIOUTE MEAL!?!? WE NEED IT ON TABLE 13! (Aardvarks table). Back at Table 13� *While Aardvark is reading the menu Copper disguised as a chef walk up to him* Chef Copper: (Italian chef accent) I am here to knick I mean! Come for your bill 5 bucks now! *Copper suddenly realizes he didn't do the accent at the last part and lost his moustache* (JAMEY�S NOTE: Uh�huh�) Aardvark: *Checks his pockets which suddenly appear like Axems pockets do* All I got is five cents and a little bag to carry them in. Chef Copper: Just gimme the five cents then. *Aardvark turns and notices its Copper* Aardvark: Uh, surrrrrre. *Aardvark tongue lashes Copper* Copper 425/500 Chef Copper: Fine, you wanna fight? You got one! --------------Fight commences------------------------ Copper 425/500 Aardvark 601/601 *Aardvark lashes his tongue but Copper ducks it knocking his chef hat off then Aardvark lashes his tongue again but Copper counters with his super kick* Aardvark 476/601 Aardvark: ARGH! *Aardvark is now rolling on the floor trying to get up* Copper: (thinking) DANG! I forgot my axe. *Copper looks around and finds a knife buts its too blunt so he goes into the kitchen and comes back with a razor sharp chef's knife but Aardvark is already up and uses Claw Fury on Copper* Copper 225/500 *Copper is now getting very angry. Aardvark goes for a tail slam but Copper grabs it twirls it around knocking the menu Down off the table but Aardvark is still spinning and as Copper turns around his back facing Aardvark. Aardvark tail slams him* Copper 125/500 Aardvark: Face it, you won't beat me! *Copper falls next to the menu* ---------End of fight---------- *Copper looks at the menu and notices at the bottom of it has a Solid�s Deathtrap Dungeon advertisement. Copper picks it up and shows it to Aardvark* Copper: We'll see who�s the better Axem at Solid�s Deathtrap Dungeon! Aardvark: *Not seeming to notice it* Uh, yeah. -------Meanwhile in Icy Caverns--------- *Dark Ice has his left foot on someone�s chest smirking evilly when he notices a flyer blow out of that guys bag he picks it up and looks at it is a Solids Deathtrap Dungeon Advertisement* Dark ice: *Smirks even eviler* Looks like this guy was going there....I�ll be there instead! *Evil laughter is heard* ---------Meanwhile, somewhere else--------- Samurai: *Reading a flyer*I'll be there! *Suddenly, somebody comes up behind him and puts their hand on Samurai�s shoulder* ???: What'cha readin� there? *Samurai immediately turns around, sending ??? to the ground* Samurai: Sorry, I didn't see ya there. *??? gets up* ???: Alright you wanna fight? Bring it on! -------------Fight commences------------ Samurai 600/600 ??? 700/700 *Samurai begins charging up for Hyper slash but then a beam of energy unnoticed by Samurai for it being in bright light hits Samurai sending him through the wooden Japanese style house leaving Samurai breathing but only twitching on the remains of the wooden wall* Samurai 500/600 *??? advances as Samurai is just blinking ??? is holding the flyer* (JAMEY�S NOTE: I had NO IDEA how to edit this sentence�) Samurai: Y-You�re a girl! ???: Prism�s the name! Samurai: Huh? Prism: A Deathtrap Dungeon, eh? *Samurai nods* Prism: Sounds dangerous. Samuri: NOT AS DANGEROUS AS ME! *Just then Prism notices that Samurai's sword is still charging and has just finished. *SLASH!* Prism 570/700 *Prism holds her right rib where she was cut and falls to her knees as Samurai stands. Samurai uses Snowstorm, blinding Prism as he disappears into the night* ---------Elapsed time------------- --------The next day------------ *Cheers are heard as all 8 characters stand in front of the demon�s head shaped cave and walk in* Ending comment: Sorry I couldn�t involve everyone in but meh anyway now (ahem). (Cheesy voice) What creatures will lie in the Dungeon? Will the fights affect the competitors in them even though they had a night�s rest? Why is the entrance shaped like a demons head? Where am I? Find out in the next episode of Solids Deathtrap dungeon! -----------End of Episode One------- |