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| Episode Six |
| RUN & RESEARCH |
| Previously Firebolt and Dark Ice both ate half of the MEGA BAGEL, giving them each 1000 more hp and powering up all of their attacks. The Heroes (Fast, Peace, and Aardvark) were soon informed. Then, Axem Moonlight and Cobalt joined The Heroes and Mercenary joined The Dark Agency, to help build power-amplifying towers to raise all of the radishes at once. The Heroes attacked Mercenary, Insane, and Dynamite, while they were building the first tower in central India. Just after they had arrived, though, Mercenary pushes a button on the side of an abandoned warehouse, and out jumps the G.E.C.O.D., or Giant Evil Cake Of Doom. The two teams battled, but once The Heroes got an upper hand Dynamite KO�d everyone in both teams. Apparently the Dark Agency servants woke up first, because when The Heroes woke up, they were in a cage. They discovered that they had been kept asleep and that the Evil Radish Army had been raised. Then, they broke out, and ran for an exit. Mercenary, Dynamite, and Insane unsuccessfully tried to stop them. We left them after they had entered a room. *We now join The Heroes in the room that they just entered. FAST: Axem Fast says, �Nuts! No exit! Just a useless indoor landing dock filled with unoccupied and unguarded blades�� COBALT: I seriously hope you�re being sarcastic. PEACE: I don�t think he is. MOONLIGHT: That�s sad. AARDVARK: Let�s just get out of here before we have to deal with The Dark Agency and the Evil Radish Army! *Aardvark pulls a switch on the wall and a giant door opens up. AARDVARK: Everyone gets their own blade! MOONLIGHT: Are you sure Fast should have one? AARDVARK: Oh, yeah. Everyone, except for Fast, gets their own blade! COBALT: Where is he anyway? PEACE: Duck and cover! *Fast zooms over his team in the biggest, shiniest, and most expensive one. Namely, Mercenary�s blade. FAST (over the blade�s intercom): Axem Fast thinks that this one�s pretty! MOONLIGHT: Let�s get out of here! *Everyone gets in a blade and flies off, just as Dynamite, Insane, and Mercenary come in. MERCENARY: THEY TOOK MY BLADE!!! DYNAMITE: Sucks fur you! *Mercenary slams Dynamite into a wall. MERCENARY: GAAAH! *Mercenary jumps into a blade and flies off at full speed after Fast. He catches up after a while, and tails him, getting ready to attack. MERCENARY: I�ve got him now! FAST: Axem Fast says, �Pretty buttons!� *Fast presses a bunch of buttons releasing all kinds of lasers and missiles at the blade that Mercenary is in. MERCENARY: He must have seen me! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *The blade that Mercenary is in explodes, KOing him. Fast keeps going until he sees The Heroes� base. He jumps out of the blade, but doesn�t stop it, letting it fly off. A couple minutes later the others arrive. PEACE: Fast, you can�t have a blade, you�ll hurt yourself. COBALT: So where is the blade? We�re taking it away. FAST: Axem Fast doesn�t know. MOONLIGHT: Huh? FAST: Axem Fast set his blade free! AARDVARK: Uh, okay. COBALT: Anyway, we need a new strategy. MOONLIGHT: We should do research. AARDVARK: To the library! COBALT: Me and Moonlight will search the internet for anything that could help. PEACE: Okay, me and Aardvark will hit the books. AARDVARK: And Fast, just stay out of trouble. FAST: Axem Fast can help! Axem Fast will teach chickens kung fu! MOONLIGHT: You do that. ----------------------ELAPSE TIME------------------------ MOONLIGHT: Okay, we found that, long ago, when the Mega Bagel was made by evil forces, good forces tried to prepare to stop it. COBALT: To counter the Mega Bagel they were making a Mega Cookie. MOONLIGHT: But they were stopped and killed by evil assassins. COBALT: However, they were able to hide the Mega Cookie Dough. MOONLIGHT: Which makes you able to raise a Good Peach Army. COBALT: But since it was not baked, it does not make the eater more powerful. MOONLIGHT: That�s all we know. PEACE: Okay, we already found that information, too. COBALT: Then why didn�t you stop us? AARDVARK (ignoring Cobalt): We also found the locations of the Mega Cookie Dough, and the Mega Oven, which makes the Mega Cookie Dough into a batch of Mega Cookies which would power us up, AND make us able to raise the Good Peach Army. PEACE: All thanks to this book. *points to �The History of Mega Pastries� AARDVARK: And the current owner of the Mega Oven is� END OF EPISODE SIX: RUN & RESEARCH! --------------------------------------------- Presented by: AARDcorp International� |