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| Episode Seven |
| KUNG FU CHICKENS! |
| Previously, Firebolt and Dark Ice both ate half of the MEGA BAGEL, giving them each 1000 more hp and powering up all of their attacks. The Heroes (Fast, Peace, and Aardvark) were soon informed. Then, Axem Moonlight and Cobalt joined The Heroes and Mercenary joined The Dark Agency, to help build power-amplifying towers to raise all of the radishes at once. The Heroes attacked Mercenary, Insane, and Dynamite, while they were building the first tower in central India. Just after they had arrived, though, Mercenary pushes a button on the side of an abandoned warehouse, and out jumps the G.E.C.O.D., or Giant Evil Cake Of Doom. The two teams battled, but once The Heroes got an upper hand Dynamite KO�d everyone in both teams. Apparently the Dark Agency servants woke up first, because when The Heroes woke up, they were in a cage. They discovered that they had been kept asleep and that the Evil Radish Army had been raised. Then, they broke out, and ran for an exit. Mercenary, Dynamite, and Insane unsuccessfully tried to stop them. They got to an indoor landing dock and stole a bunch of blades, including Mercenary�s which Fast �set free.� Then they decided that they needed to do research to find a way to fight back against The Dark Agency, while Fast said he�d teach chickens kung fu. They found that Mega Cookie Dough was made, so if they found the Mega Oven they could make it into a batch of Mega Cookies so they could become stronger AND raise the Good Peach Army, to counter the Evil Radish Army. But the uncooked dough could only make you able to raise the Good Peach army. Aardvark said that he had found the location of the Mega Oven, and was in the middle of telling us the current owner when we left off. We now join The Heroes, while Aardvark is in the middle telling them who the current owner is. AARDVARK: �the Giant Evil Pastry Chef Of Doom! COBALT: That name sounds familiar� PEACE: Well, he shares most of his name with the Giant Evil Cake Of Doom, one of his twisted creations. MOONLIGHT: So that�s where that thing came from� COBALT: Hey, where�s Fast? PEACE: He said he was going to teach some chickens kung fu while we did research. AARDVARK: Hehe, wonder how he�s doing on that. MOONLIGHT: There he is! Moonlight points out the door to Fast, who is across the street, talking to three chickens. COBALT: Let�s get him to the base so we can do some planning. The Axems walk over to Fast. AARDVARK: So, how�d the whole kung fu chicken thing work out? FAST: Axem Fast thinks you guys took long enough! Axem Fast was able to teach these chickens kung fu AND talk. PEACE: Huh? KUNG FU CHICKEN#1: KFC1 says, �We can talk!� KFC2: KFC2 says, �We know kung fu, too!� KFC3: KFC3 says, �Hiya!� KFC3 jumps up and kicks Cobalt in the head. -------------------------------------------------- ---------------- COBALT- 460/510 ------------------------------------------------ ------------------ COBALT: SON OF A- Peace�s left eye turns white for a second. COBALT: -HEN! Wait, that�s not what I was going to say. PEACE: Hehe� COBALT: You did your freaky-eye thing, didn�t you!? Peace�s left eye flashes white again. COBALT: But it�s okay. I mean, STOP THAT! PEACE: Fine� FAST: Axem Fast is going to buy more chickens and have the others teach them kung fu. AARDVARK: You need money to buy things, Fast. FAST: Axem Fast has a lot of money! *Pulls out suitcase filled with a million dollars* PEACE: Where�d you get all that money? FAST: Axem Fast got it out of his non-existent magical Axem pocket, duh. MOONLIGHT: I think she means how did you come to be in possession of all that money? FAST: Axem Fast found it in the blade that he set free. COBALT: That explains it; Mercenary�s loaded. FAST: Axem Fast is going to go buy some chickens now. COPPER: Okay, we�ll just do some more planning while you�re gone. PEACE: Copper!? Where did you come from? AARDVARK: What are you talking about? COPPER: I�ve always been here. AARDVARK: It may seem like he wasn�t here but there is a simple explanation, which is- -------------------------------------ELAPSE TIME----------------------------------------- PEACE: Yeah, that explains it all. MOONLIGHT: And now we should never speak of it again. (Simpsons joke) The door opens and Fast walks in. FAST: Axem Fast wants you to see all the chickens that he bought. The Heroes walk outside and see a giant 50-acre fenced-in area with tons of chickens in it. COBALT: How many are there? FAST: Axem Fast bought 5,000 chickens. COBALT: And how much of the money did you spend? FAST: Axem Fast spent all of it! COBALT: I think you got ripped off. PEACE: Didn�t you have to spend money on the fence? AARDVARK: What are you talking about? FAST: Axem Fast knows that we�ve always had that fence. AARDVARK: There is a simple explanation for why it seems that we didn�t have a huge 50-acre fenced in area, which is- -------------------------------------ELAPSE TIME----------------------------------------- PEACE: Yeah, that explains it all. MOONLIGHT: And now we should never speak of it again. (Simpsons joke, again) END OF EPISODE SEVEN: KUNG FU CHICKENS! --------------------------------------------- Presented by: AARDcorp International� |