| Kirby's Super Survivor: Episode Six |
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| A Confusing, Nearly Pointless Feud |
| Jamey gets off the Internet Poll and turns to the contestants. JAMEY: Once again, we have ourselves a tie between 10 voters! For this, I shall flip a coin to see who will leave: Heads for Meta Knight and Tails for Kawasaki. META KNIGHT: Ah, the delicious suspense� KAWASAKI: What�s delicious? Jamey flips a coin it lands on� JAMEY: �Tails. KAWASAKI: Oh well, I guess it�s time for me to, �Get the fudge out!� JAMEY: No, that won�t be necessary. EVERYONE: ? JAMEY: I�ve sent invitations to the contestants that have been voted off to take part of this final episode. Packing up and leaving would be a waste of time. RIBBON: Oh�right� Now only three active contestants remain: Kirby, Ribbon, and Meta Knight. JAMEY: Since it�s the final round, we won�t go through a mini-game. We�ll just stay here and have a last episode party! Jamey snaps his fingers (which he can�t do in real life) and a dozen butlers bring snacks and other party goods. META KNIGHT: And we haven�t even eaten breakfast yet� KAWASAKI: Oh well. Works for me� KIRBY: Byo! Kirby instantly sucks up all the snacks. EVERYONE ELSE: � JAMEY: He�s darn lucky I�m not charging him for any of this. A few minutes later, Waddle Dee and Adeleine walk in. WADDLE DEE: *Happy* ADELEINE: I still can�t believe I lost to Ribbon back in Episode Four. Curse you, viewers! KIRBY: Byo, byo! META KNIGHT: Urge to kill Kirby�rising� Soon after, Tuff walks through the door. TUFF: Well, this place is better than back home with Tiff� KIRBY: Byo! KAWASAKI: Shut up, Kirby! JAMEY: That makes only King Dedede who hasn�t shown up. Oh goodies� -------------------------------------------------- A few hours later� TUFF: King Overweight still isn�t here yet. I wonder what�s taking him! I want to make fun of him some more� RIBBON: Well that�s typical Tuff behavior, I guess� KIRBY: Byo! ADELEINE: Shut up, Kirby� JAMEY: If he chooses not to show up, then we�ll proceed without him. Suddenly, the lights go out and the room turns dark. META KNIGHT: Darn it, Kawasaki! Turn the lights back before you face a death from stab wounds! KAWASAKI: I wasn�t me�then it must be�Kirby! RIBBON: Don�t you guys e-AHHHH! ADELEINE: I don�t think so� The lights turn back on. TUFF: All right! Ribbon�s missing! KIRBY: Byo! JAMEY: Shut up, Kirby. META KNIGHT: Darn. I guess we have to waste time and find her. KAWASAKI: Stupid fairy� WADDLE DEE: *Annoyed* ADELEINE: Well, knowing King Dedede, he�s probably hanging around in his castle, waiting for us to storm in while he has some trap set. TUFF: I guess we�ll just have to take the standard approach. Kirby, Warp Star time! KIRBY: Byo! They start to think who hasn�t said everyone�s favorite line in this episode yet. META KNIGHT: Shut up, Kirby� JAMEY: I guess I�ll let you leave the mansion grounds JUST THIS ONCE. I�ll stay here on the second floor toilet. KAWASAKI: Well that�s nice to know. -------------------------------------------------- Over at King Dedede�s castle� King Dedede is seen with invisible trip wires near his front door. He completes his trap and steps away. KING DEDEDE: Those punks will be here any minute! Now all I have to do is hang around in my castle, waiting for them to storm in while they activate my trap! Gosh, I�m so original� He goes up to his bedroom and points his telescope in the direction of Jamey�s mansion. King Dedede immediately spots Kirby and crew flying towards the castle entrance. DEDEDE: Holy crud! They�re closer than I thought! Those traps better work! -------------------------------------------------- Now, back to Kirby� The other seven contestants stand outside the castle entrance. ADELEINE: All right, time to get to work. They push open the door and begin walking in the castle. META KNIGHT: (Praying for good luck) No traps now, no traps now� Kawasaki steps on the tripwire King Dedede set up. The ground beneath them begins to crumble and they start falling down a seemingly endless hole. KAWASAKI: Um�Meta Knight jinxed us from the start! TUFF: Gosh, I hate you� They continue falling down until they hit a springboard at the bottom, which launches them back up. ADELEINE: �Okay� They fly higher and pass where the trap was originally set. Eventually, they ascend high enough to be stuck onto a tremendous spider web on the ceiling. KIRBY: Byo! RIBBON: Shut up, Kirby� KAWASAKI: Oh, you�re here too� King Dedede walks under them. DEDEDE: I can�t believe you guys were dumb enough to fall for that cheap trick! You�re even dumber than me! TUFF: It took a lot of effort too! DEDEDE: Ah, shut up! Anyway, I guess you�ll just stay there until you all starve! KAWASAKI: NOOOO!!! KIRBY: BYOOOO!!! DEDEDE: Shut up, Kirby! META KNIGHT: Ah, forget you guys� Meta Knight takes off most of his armor, allowing him to detach himself from the spider web. ADELEINE: Heh, that�s a nice fish pattern on those boxers. META KNIGHT: Quiet you. Meta Knight jumps up and grabs his sword. He slashes his armor out of the web and puts it back on. DEDEDE: Ah, dang� KAWASAKI: All right! Go Meta Knight! Now cut us free! META KNIGHT: Now why would I do something as stupid as that? If I�m the only one at the mansion when it�s time to determine the Super Survivor, then I�ll be the winner! You weren�t expecting me to be on your side, were you? Meta Knight walks out. DEDEDE: �Ha! You almost had me worried, but now that Meta Knight�s gone, you have no one else to get you out! WARNING: 8-Bit Theatre references! (www.nuklearpower.com) ADELEINE: Don�t worry. I�ll figure out a plan to get us out�why, if I could get my paintbrush, I�d use invisible paint to make the whole web disappear around us! DEDEDE: �You�re a loony. ADELEINE: Oh, you�re just saying that because you THINK it�s a dumb idea. DEDEDE: Wow, figured that out by yourself, huh? ADELEINE: If you get me down from there, I�ll prove to you it�s one of the best plans yet! DEDEDE: Ha! Get you down from there? You�d like that, wouldn�t you? ADELEINE: You�d THINK that I�d like that, wouldn�t you? DEDEDE: Well you�d like me to think that you WOULDN�T want that, wouldn�t you? ADELEINE: Would I? DEDEDE: Wouldn�t you? ADELEINE: Well there�s only one way to find out! DEDEDE: Agreed! King Dedede uses a nearby laser gun to cut Adeleine out of the web. DEDEDE: Ah ha! You thought you were tricking me, but I was too�smart� Adeleine coats the spider webs with invisible ink, making them disappear for some reason. Everyone trapped is now free. DEDEDE: Ah, nuts� KIRBY: Byo! TUFF: Shut up, Kirby. KAWASAKI: Looks like there�s only one thing left to do�dog pile! Everyone leaps up high and lands on King Dedede�s back. DEDEDE: Ull�my lumbago! They all get off. RIBBON: I guess we can just leave him here. No point in worrying about him. DEDEDE: Medic� They exit out and return to Jamey�s mansion. -------------------------------------------------- An hour later� The contestants (except King Dedede) have returned to the mansion. JAMEY: So, did you find out what�s keeping King Dedede? KAWASAKI: I recall him saying something about his lumbago� KIRBY: Byo! Waddle Dee puts on an expression that reads, �Shut up, Kirby!� AUTHOR�S NOTE: *Sniff* It has always been my dream to have everyone say that in one episode! I�m so happy� *Tear* JAMEY: Well I guess there�s only one thing left to do. Explain how the poll for this round works. Jamey clears his throat. JAMEY: The following poll lists the remaining three contestants. Vote for the one you want as the WINNER. After five days, I�ll determine the winner. If there�s a tie, I�ll wait for someone to break that tie. RIBBON: So it has come down to this� META KNIGHT: That is has, fairy girl� KIRBY: Byo� END OF EPISODE SIX |
| NOTE: Kirby's Super Survivor is a story I, Jamey, wrote for the pleasure of writing about Kirby. Please do not steal any episodes, in piece or in whole, without my consent. |
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