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| Kirby's Super Survivor: Episode Four |
| Jamey gets off the Internet Poll and turns to the contestants. JAMEY: Out of 10 viewers, 20% voted for Kirby and 80% voted for Waddle Dee. Waddle Dee, I bet you know what this means. Waddle Dee nods, gathers his things from upstairs, and walks out the front door. RIBBON: Aw�poor little guy�thing�fuzz ball? JAMEY: Now only five contestants remain: Kirby, Ribbon, Adeleine, Kawasaki, and Meta Knight. I�ll come back tomorrow afternoon to play the next Mini-Game. For now, I will disappear for no apparent reason. Jamey leaves the room. KAWASAKI: Let�s hope this next Mini-Game is a sleeping contest� META KNIGHT: Whatever. I�ll just get to my room to take care of some�Uh, business. Yeah, business. Meta Knight goes upstairs to his room. KIRBY: Byo, byo! RIBBON: Kirby, why do you even speak� -------------------------------------------------- A few minutes later� The scene changes to Ribbon�s room, where every wall and corner has mountains of Kirby merchandise. Among these lie a 4-foot stuffed replica and the ever-so-popular Kirby Beach Ball. Ribbon opens the door and hovers in. She sighs deeply. RIBBON: Oh Kirby�You�re just so adorable� Ribbon blushes. Ever since the end of Kirby 64, she�s had a huge crush on Kirby. RIBBON: (Giggling slightly) I love my room�now to put up some more posters� -------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile� Kirby, Adeleine, and Kawasaki are still in the living room. ADELEINE: Since we�re all bored, let�s barge into random rooms until we get sick of it! KAWASAKI: YEAH! KIRBY: Byo! ADELEINE and KAWASAKI: Shut up, Kirby! They run up the stairs and into the second-floor hallway. They stop at the first door on their left. KAWASAKI: Let�s barge into this room! They open the door and find it�s a bathroom, but something else is lingering inside� Kawasaki and Adeleine wrinkle their noses at an unbearably strong smell. ADELEINE and KAWASAKI: MAN! WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE?! They slam the door closed and begin trying to catch their breath. ADELEINE: (panting) Geez�didn�t Jamey...use that bathroom...in Episode One? KAWASAKI: (panting) I�think so�what DO they put...in those school burritos?! KIRBY: Byo! KAWASAKI: You�re bleeping lucky you don�t have a nose. -------------------------------------------------- A few minutes later� Our three privacy invaders stand in front of the door to Ribbon�s room. ADELEINE: Let�s barge in for no reason at all! KAWASAKI: Word up! NOTE: Yes, SirKirby. Word up! :) The three smash down the door and find Ribbon asleep...while hugging three stuffed Kirbys at a time. ADELEINE: (Amazed) Whoa� KAWASAKI: (Astounded) Well isn�t this something� KIRBY: (Shocked) Byo� They completely ignore Ribbon and advance to a shelf of Kirby products. ADELEINE: Fascinating�I�ve been searching for this �Artist Kirby� figurine for months! KAWASAKI: That�s nothing compared to this �Cook Kirby� one! KIRBY: Byo! ADELEINE and KAWASAKI: SHUT UP, KIRBY! Upon hearing this, Ribbon wakes up slowly. RIBBON: Ull�where�s Kirby?� Ribbon immediately sees the three contestants in her room, and then looks down at the stuffed Kirbys she�s still hugging. RIBBON: Kirby, I- ADELEINE: RUN! The three run out of the room and down to the basement. RIBBON: �I think he�s still clueless. Oh well, same old Kirby� -------------------------------------------------- Inside Meta Knight�s room� Nearly every inch of the floor is covered in Kirby merchandise. It has twice as many Plush Kirbys than Ribbon�s room. META KNIGHT: MWAHAHA! I think I have just the right amount now! Meta Knight picks up a Beach Ball Kirby. He raises his sword and� META KNIGHT: Your time has come, Kirby! EAT STEEL!!! He angrily pokes the ball and puts on an evil grin as it flies around. META KNIGHT: Man�that felt GOOD!...I think I�ll sever some more! He picks up an 8-inch Plush Kirby and points his sword at it. META KNIGHT: PREPARE TO DIE! Meta Knight slashes the stuffing out of it. At that precise moment, our three most-bored contestants kick the door down. ADELEINE: (In an annoying, squeaky voice) META KNIGHT, META KNIGHT?! WHICH OF US DO YOU LIKE THE MOST?! Everyone stops what they�re doing at stares at the destroyed good. META KNIGHT: Urge to kill�rising� ADELEINE and KAWASAKI: OH CRUD! KIRBY: BYOOOOOO!!! Meta Knight jumps at the three. They instantly shoot out the door and leave Meta Knight to deal with his own problems. An earth-shaking roar is heard from the basement. ADELEINE: Well I must say, that was the most pointless half hour I�ve ever spent! KAWASAKI: Yeah! And since the writer of this story is running out of ideas, he�ll change the scene to the mini-game! -------------------------------------------------- The next afternoon� The remaining five contestants are standing in the backyard under the hot sun. Jamey comes from inside the mansion and meets up with everyone. JAMEY: Today�s Mini-Game will be the 100-Yard Hop! We�re familiar with this, so why should I even explain the rules� META KNIGHT: I wasn�t in Kirby 64� JAMEY: Well then aren�t you in a pickle?! Let�s start this�I hate explaining rules� They line up at the start of a 100-yard dirt path. JAMEY: All right, contestants! Ready� META KNIGHT: So what are we supposed to do? KAWASAKI: I don�t know either! We�ve already lost! JAMEY: Go. Immediately, Kirby and Adeleine jump with all their might to the finish. Ribbon slowly hovers and lands from one circle to the next. Meta Knight and Kawasaki don�t even move. META KNIGHT: �I am NOT going to make a fool of myself like that. KAWASAKI: I�m too chubby for exercise� The race soon becomes between Kirby and Adeleine, with Kirby in the lead. Adeleine does a few long jumps to slowly catch and pass Kirby. Kirby begins copying her, and they go at the same pace. JAMEY: Chances are, Kirby will win the race because he�s losing right now. It�s almost always like that! They continue to go at the same pace as they come to the final stretch. They keep jumping two spaces at once. ADELEINE: This is it! I�m going to win if I keep this up! JAMEY: Hey, yet another sign Kirby will win. Kirby starts falling behind Adeleine. Adeleine continues her double jumps until� ADELEINE: I�ve wo-WHOA! At the circle before the finish line, Adeleine steps on a banana peel. She trips over it and falls on her back. This gives Kirby the time to pass and win the race. JAMEY: The race is over! Kirby is the winner! He is entitled to a Ticket Free from Banishment and a commemorative round box! KIRBY: Byo! RIBBON: Wait a second�round boxes don�t even exist! JAMEY: Hey, you�re right�scratch off that round box thing then. KAWASAKI: Darn it, Ribbon! You just made Kirby lose one of his prizes! RIBBON: But there- META KNIGHT: And you thought I was bad. What you did was just cold� JAMEY: I guess now�s the best time to vote and see who will be voted off this round. Vote quickly, I want to go to bed after this! NOTE: Your author is writing this at 11:23 PM. They write down the names of the two people they can�t stand or won�t win against in the future and turn in their votes to Jamey. JAMEY: The two names I received most of are RIBBON and ADELEINE. Viewers, it is once again your turn to decide who will leave Kirby�s Super Survivor. END OF EPISODE FOUR |
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| NOTE: Kirby's Super Survivor is a story I, Jamey, wrote for the pleasure of writing about Kirby. Please do not steal any episodes, in piece or in whole, without my consent. |