| Kirby's Super Survivor: Episode Three |
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| Let's make fun of Waddle Dee! |
| Jamey gets back from the Internet Poll. JAMEY: Out of ten viewers, 50% voted for Kawasaki and 50% voted for Tuff. I will now flip a coin to determine who will leave, Heads for Kawasaki and Tails for Tuff. He flips a coin as the other contestants watch carefully. It lands on the floor...on it's side. JAMEY: Um, that was a practice. He flips again and it comes out as... JAMEY: �Tails. TUFF: Ah man, how come I never win that kind of stuff? KAWASAKI: Whew! I thought I was a goner for sure! JAMEY: Tuff, I�m sure you know what this means. Now get the fudge out! Tuff packs up and pauses at the front door. TUFF: This place was boring anyway! Tuff finally leaves. JAMEY: And with that, only six contestants remain: Kirby, Waddle Dee, Ribbon, Adeleine, Kawasaki, and Meta Knight. Tomorrow, there�ll be no mini-game, but a chance to win something that all of you should like. Jamey leaves. META KNIGHT: I guess I�ll go chop some trees in the forest for no reason. ADELEINE: I�m going to do a completely random task where you won�t see me until tomorrow. KAWASAKI: I need to cook dinner. It�s the only thing I seem to do these days. RIBBON: And chances are, Kirby will now say, �Byo!� for no apparent reason and Waddle Dee will do something just for the heck of it. KIRBY: Byo! Waddle Dee jumps up and down just for the heck of it. -------------------------------------------------- The next day� JAMEY: OK, here�s how today�s game will work. I will assign each of you numbers on a six-sided die. The person whose number I roll will be asked a question on any Kirby game. If all of you manage to get every one of the three questions I ask, a computer with High-Speed Internet will be connected to each of your rooms. META KNIGHT: A quiz, huh? Sounds like someone ran out of ideas. JAMEY: Quiet you. We will now begin. Jamey numbers off everyone. Ribbon is 1, Kawasaki is 2, Waddle Dee is 3, Adeleine is 4, Kirby is 5, and Meta Knight is 6. Jamey rolls the die. It lands on 2. JAMEY: Kawasaki, how much time do you get per mini-game in Kirby�s Pinball Land? KAWASAKI: 60 seconds. JAMEY: Correct. Jamey rolls again. It lands on 6. JAMEY: Meta Knight, for completing everything in Kirby�s Super Star, what do you unlock? META KNIGHT: The stupid Sound Test option. The most useless thing in the world! JAMEY: �Very correct. Now for our last roll. Jamey rolls the die. It lands on 3. JAMEY: Waddle Dee, what is the name of the second companion that joins Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, counting Ribbon as a companion? Since Waddle Dee has no mouth, he points to himself. JAMEY: Excuse me? Waddle Dee jumps up and down, continuing to point at his body. JAMEY: Waddle Dee, I need a name. Waddle Dee rolls on the floor, cursing his mouthless body. ADELEINE: Jamey! You know Waddle Dee doesn�t have a mouth! Why didn�t you think before you made this cheap quiz? JAMEY: Um� Jamey shrugs. Waddle Dee is just about ready to run up to his room for paper and a pen, until� JAMEY: Time�s up. The correct answer was Waddle Dee. Looks like you won�t be receiving computers today. META KNIGHT: You stupid little hairball! YOU RUINED US ALL!!! Meta Knight unsheathes his sword, pointing it at Waddle Dee. KAWASAKI: Let�s just stare for a few seconds then make some stupid remarks. META KNIGHT: ROOOAAAARRRR!!! Meta Knight smacks Waddle Dee around the room and eventually into a wall. META KNIGHT: Man, that felt GOOD! Waddle Dee gets up and rubs his head. RIBBON: Wow, he never catches a break, does he? KAWASAKI: Well he did ruin us all� ADELEINE: That�s not the issue here! Haven�t you ever heard of forgive and forget? KAWASAKI: Sorry, but I don�t think too highly of �F� words. Kirby sucks up Meta Knight and spits him upstairs. META KNIGHT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RIBBON: Now what was the point of that? KIRBY: Byo! -------------------------------------------------- A few minutes later� The six remaining contestants sit inside the living room. JAMEY: Once again, it�s time to choose who will go to the Internet Poll. You probably know the procedure by now. They each write down two people they want to vote off before the end of the next episode. JAMEY: The two names I got most of are KIRBY and WADDLE DEE. KIRBY: Byo� Waddle Dee puts on the saddest expression he can make, in hopes of sympathy. JAMEY: It is now up to you, the viewers, to decide who will be leaving the next episode. Stay tuned until then! END OF EPISODE THREE |
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| NOTE: Kirby's Super Survivor is a story I, Jamey, wrote for the pleasure of writing about Kirby. Please do not steal any episodes, in piece or in whole, without my consent. |