| Jamey gets off the poll and faces the contestants with the result. JAMEY: Through 10 votes, 60% of the viewers chose King Dedede and 40% chose Meta Knight. DEDEDE: WHAT?! You�re kidding me. JAMEY: Nope. Now get the fudge out! :) DEDEDE: I WILL, THANK YOU!!! Dedede charges up to his room and quickly packs his luggage. Before leaving, he has last words to yell at Jamey. DEDEDE: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!! TUFF: No really� Dedede finally leaves the mansion. KAWASAKI: Amazing�we�re free of him after the first round! RIBBON: I don�t see what�s so shocking about it. He was a meanie, and got what he deserved! KIRBY: Byo, byo! Seven contestants still remain: Kirby, Waddle Dee, Ribbon, Adeleine, Kawasaki, Meta Knight, and Tuff. JAMEY: With that out of the way, I will come back tomorrow for our next mini-game. For now, have a good night�s rest. Oh, one other thing�don�t eat breakfast tomorrow�unless you enjoy throwing up! The remaining contestants grin nervously at Jamey�s warning. Jamey leaves the room. ADELEINE: I wonder why we shouldn�t eat breakfast� META KNIGHT: I guess tomorrow�s mini-game is intense� KAWASAKI: Or probably because he doesn�t like me. Come on, I�ll make everyone a big supper instead! -------------------------------------------------- The next morning� Everyone is wide awake with rumbling bellies. KIRBY: Byo� RIBBON: Don�t worry Kirby�just hang in until after the mini-game! META KNIGHT: A true star warrior does not give into fatigue or hunger, Kirby� TUFF: Ah, shut up, Meta Knight� Jamey walks into the living room with a large grin on his face upon hearing the empty stomachs. JAMEY: Sounds like you did heed my warning. For today�s mini-game, you must follow me into my backyard. They follow Jamey to a forest behind the house. The first thing the contestants spot are seven lunches on top of a picnic blanket. KAWASAKI: I assume that�s lunch. JAMEY: How right you are, but let me explain the mini-game first. In the woods you see before you, I have hidden six different Kirby games. Your job is to find them. The first of the six will win a ticket free of banishment this round and his or her choice of lunches. RIBBON: Wait a second�there are seven contestants, but only six games�that must mean� JAMEY: You catch on quick, fairy girl. One contestant won�t return with a game, and instead will be tied to� Jamey points to an upright log with ropes near it. JAMEY: �The Log of Shame! That single contestant will have to bare the misery of me eating their lunch in front of him or her! TUFF: Ull�so that�s why you made us skip breakfast�Jamey�s a great motivator� JAMEY: Once in the woods, the rules are Anything Goes. Do what you must to bring a game back, for your stomach�s sake! Everyone gulps. JAMEY: I guess the only thing left is to signal you guys off! Everyone get ready�and GO! Immediately, Kirby, Meta Knight, Tuff, Kawasaki, and Adeleine dash into the woods. Ribbon flies up high to search from above. Waddle Dee is left in the dust. WADDLE DEE: *Saddened look* Waddle Dee starts walking into the forest. A few steps in, he spots something to his left. WADDLE DEE: ? He checks a nearby bush and finds Nightmare in Dreamland. He immediately reports back to Jamey. JAMEY: What fools�I expected to see fighting over that one. Looks like you win the Ticket Free from Banishment for this round! Now eat your lunch. WADDLE DEE: *Happy* -------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile� Tuff looks above him and can�t find Ribbon in the sky. TUFF: Looks like she found something already�or got struck down by lightning. Seconds later, Tuff spots Kirby�s Pinball Land in a tree trunk. He greedily pulls it out. TUFF: All right! My meal ticket! A few feet away, he spots Kirby and Meta Knight standing on sides of Kirby Super Star. Meta Knight unsheathes his sword. META KNIGHT: It appears to me, my friend, we shall settle the score here and now. KIRBY: Byo? META KNIGHT: Only this time, I won�t be stupid enough to give you a sword! Meta Knight whacks Kirby away with his sword and into a tree. Kirby faints. TUFF: Meta Knight�what a jerk! Tuff runs back to where the others are meeting. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the picnic blanket� Already, Waddle Dee, Ribbon, Adeleine, and Kawasaki have started eating their lunches. KAWASAKI: I dare say�this cooking may be even better than mine! What�s your secret, Jamey? JAMEY: Two words: Burger King. Tuff runs out of the forest and up to Jamey. TUFF: Jamey! Meta Knight knocked Kirby unconscious in the woods! JAMEY: Well good for him. Like I said, when you�re in the forest, the rules are Anything Goes. This means you can be thieving, tripping�you name it. TUFF: But Kirby got knocked senseless! JAMEY: Well that�s Kirby�s problem. Besides, Kirby Super Star is the only game that�s missing. If he doesn�t find a way to get it here, he�ll be tied to the Log of Shame. RIBBON: Wait a second, Tuff�you actually saw Kirby getting knocked out�and didn�t do anything about it?! TUFF: I thought Jamey was going to disqualify Meta Knight for that! RIBBON: Don�t you ever pay attention?! Jamey clearly stated the rules! You should�ve helped him! TUFF: Well it�s too late for that now! Meta Knight comes running out of the woods. META KNIGHT: I hate the woods! Now give me my food! JAMEY: Well done, Meta Knight. Here�s your picnic basket. Meta Knight immediately looks inside it. META KNIGHT: Ah, a Big Kids Meal� Kirby comes out of the woods, limping and with bruises over his body. KIRBY: Byo� JAMEY: Kirby, follow me� Jamey ties Kirby to the Log of Shame and eats the seventh lunch in front of him. ADELEINE: Man, that�s cruel�Kawasaki, you better make him lunch after this. KAWASAKI: I�m kind of tired right now�why don�t you make him lunch? After all, you just need to paint his food. ADELEINE: It�s much harder than you think, Mr. Iron Chef! You need special paint to make drawings come to the real world! KAWASAKI: Well why didn�t you just paint a bucket of that stuff when you had the chance? ADELEINE: GRR!!! JAMEY: Well, with that much done, it�s time to see who�s next to go to the poll. Remember, Waddle Dee can�t be voted out this round. Adeleine writes down Meta Knight for being mean to Kirby and Kawasaki for being such a jerk. Ribbon writes down Tuff for not helping Kirby when he needed help and Adeleine for being so mad at Kawasaki for the simplest of things. Waddle Dee writes down Kawasaki for not making last night�s feast big enough to last him for a long time and Kirby since he thinks he can�t beat him in a later round. Jamey tallies up the votes and comes up with a conclusion. JAMEY: The two names I received most of are KAWASAKI and TUFF. Once again, viewers, it will be up to you to decide who will leave my game show. END OF EPISODE TWO |
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| Kirby's Super Survivor: Episode Two |
| The Best Kind of Motivation |
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| NOTE: Kirby's Super Survivor is a story I, Jamey, wrote for the pleasure of writing about Kirby. Please do not steal any episodes, in piece or in whole, without my consent. |