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| Episode Two |
| Routine Plot... |
| On the last episode, our main character known as �Jhonka� started exploring the world of GameTalk just as a cheap introduction to this story. There were spammers, there were Mod Battalions of the Eastern Quicklinks�So yeah, nothing important. REMINDER: If you ever want to complain to me about how I�m criticizing GameTalk or just want to badmouth someone, send e-mails to [email protected]. I'd like it if you'd make the Subject of the E-mail as "GAMETALK IS SILLY". Our camera zooms in on �Jhonka�, the 100% pure boy that we focus on because�I don�t know. He�s just got home from school and races to his computer to check out GameTalk again. JHONKA: What other strange situations will brew today? Don�t look at me. You�re the one controlling this story. JHONKA: Hm�I guess I�ll check out the Complaints forum first� Jhonka clicks on the link for Complaints from the domain URL. The forum instantly shows up (Unlike my Internet connection), but there�s nothing but spam�Oh, and a few posts in between saying, �Ban SpammerDude309 NOW!� JHONKA: Silly people :) Maybe I should go to a more interesting place�Like RPG Chat� He goes to RPG Chat (No useless narration here!...Wait a second�) JHONKA: Since it�s my first time visiting, I should ask a few questions on what I do�Here�s my post! �Hello, I�m Jhonka! I�m new here! May someone please give me an explanation on what you do in this forum?� Seconds after it�s posted, already six replies show. �RPGS R AWESOME�: Ah, @$%@! Not ANOTHER n00b! Go away! �PICKY DIP�: yeah, im sick and tired of all you newbies coming and #@%$ing up the forum and things like stuff. JHONKA: These people aren�t too friendly� �MAKE OUT WITH ME!�: u 2 r just soooooooooooo (More o�s to stretch the page) mean! jhonka, welcum to the rpg chat! �And the other three replies were tagged for deletion. JHONKA: Aw, my question wasn�t even answered� Jhonka leaves, missing a wave of spam from some �virus� guy. JHONKA: No one likes me�Now I�m sad�Hey, I wonder if Complaints is cleaned... He heads for Complaints�Again. JHONKA: I guess I�ll complain that people aren�t too friendly in RPG Chat: �People are mean in RPG Chat. I wish they were nicer. Is it possible to do that?� Jhonka presses the �Post Message� button, but is IP BANNED by GLITCH. JHONKA: Uh oh� A screen saver suddenly shows up with PRETTY, MESMERIZING COLORS. JHONKA: What the- �And it immediately hypnotizes him. JHONKA: (Hypnotized) I like pie...And GameTalk� Jhonka faints in front of his computer, falling into a ridiculous coma� By the time he wakes up his stupid adventures through the world of GameTalk will finally start�And resemble the events .Hack//Sign because I say so. JHONKA: (Speaking unconsciously somehow) I thought I controlled this story� I lied. END OF EPISODE TWO (Yes, episodes are intentionally short) |